1d doing things

syntaxeme  asked:

Okay so imagine. A 2A Sapphire trying really hard to tell a joke and she's just completely flopping, can't remember how it goes, oh god help her But Ruby is doing the 1D thing really hard to try to make her feel better like HOLY SHIT THAT'S HILARIOUS

and then they fuse into Garnet

So, serious talk.

How is anyone supposed to both have a full time job and be a solo 1d fan?

Like… how?



Captain Niall Horan, and his ships.

you know he has his coat slung over one shoulder? what if he does that when he has Persephone with him? maybe he takes her to Paris with him whilst he does this promo interview for his music, because she’s off school for Easter, and they take the train with Lou and Harry Lambert and rather than sitting with him the entire journey, she stays snuggled in Lou’s side. and when they arrive at the station, he can see fans crowding and surrounding the exit and he gets a little worried for his little girl who would be staring out the window.

when the’d dismount the train, Harry Lambert would take Harry’s bag (holding Persephone’s outfits as well as his own for the week), as well as his own bag so that Harry could tuck his daughter into his side and cover her with his coat.

“why m’I goin’ under here, daddy?” she’d lisp, poking her head out from beneath the coat covering her, “s’hot under here.”

“I know, baby, I know. But, there are lots of people out here with cameras and I don’t need your pretty face going all over the internet, okay?” he’d explain, “can you stay under her for me until I get you in the car, yeah?”

“mm-hm,” she’d hum, wrapping her arms around his waist as the four of them made their way out of the stations exit, and into the crowd of people who were waiting to see him. her arms tightly gripping around him and tightly fisting at his t-shirt as she tried not to trip or fall behind, “daddy?”

“s’alright, sweetheart. we’re okay. nearly at the car,” he’d promise her, tucking the coat further up his shoulder to keep her face hidden and to make sure it didn’t get caught and tear from his body, “Lou’s waitin’ for you to help you in there, okay? nearly there, baby. i promise.” xx

It’s really not working...

Bonus: not even big Larries are on board with it

Even the people who believe the relationship are having trouble digesting the underage thing (as they should). Even the people who are “okay” with it in the present think it’s weird. In fact, it’s even creepier when considering that an adult “waited” for a child to “grow up”. Can you spell “backfire”?

oi oi !! im a new louie blog (my main is @thiccmom) anywho I’m looking for more ppl to follow so reblog/like this if u blog abt louis/harry/1d and ill probably follow u lol no need to follow me back but itd be nice if u did i love mutuals


He laughs. “I don’t think I mind telling you, just this once. She said my boyfriend was gonna get himself killed. I told her that you weren’t gonna die, and that you weren’t my boyfriend."  And then he grins and turns to go, saying: "Yet.”


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