Context: One of our campaign members (samurai) had just finished 1v1ing a bugbear, and was looting his remains while the other two (myself (sorcerer) and another member (ranger)) told him what to loot
Samurai: I loot his corpse, what do I find?
Ranger: Take his swimming pool-
DM: You find some dried meat, almost like jerky, and a cock ring-
Ranger and Sorcerer: Take his cock ring!
Samurai: I do NOT take his cock ring that is his forever
DM: You take the cock ring, it fits around your wrist