1990~99

anonymous asked:

Is it too much to ask for Jean ralphio and Mona Lisa saperstein to make a cameo on b99 as some random drunken disorderlies that they pick up in the cold open or something

I’M HONESTLY  S C R E A M I N G  THIS WOULD BE THE GREATEST THING

THEY GET PICKED UP FOR PUBLIC INTOXICATION BUT WHEN THEY GET BACK TO THE PRECINCT THE NINE-NINE DISCOVERS THAT THEY’RE BOTH WANTED IN INDIANA FOR INSURANCE FRAUD

THE REAL QUESTION IS, WHO PICKS THEM UP AND HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR ROSA TO THREATEN TO VIOLENTLY MURDER THEM IF THEY DON’T STOP SINGING IN THE HOLDING CELL

Things ripen or go dry. Light plays on the
dark surface of the lake. Each afternoon
your shadow walks beside you on the wall,
and the days stay long and heavy underneath
the distant rumor of the harvest. One
more summer gone,
and one way or another you survive,
dull or regretful, never learning that
nothing is hidden in the obvious
changes of the world, that even the dim
reflection of the sun on tall, dry grass
is more than you will ever understand.
—  Dana Gioia, from “Do Not Expect,” 99 Poems: New & Selected (Graywolf Press, 2016)