1990's 90's

drew some scrappy and very very late to the game designs for those adventure boys

  • America: 9:01! Germany is officially late for the first time ever. All right let's do this, who's got theories?
  • Japan: Uh... his alarm didn't go off.
  • America: All three alarms? All with battery back up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
  • Russia: Ooh, he was taken in his sleep.
  • America: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Russia, but way more plausible than Japan's idiotic alarm clock theory.
  • Italy: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck.
  • Romano: Hmm, maybe he fell into another dimension where he’s interesting?
  • [Britain sees the group huddled around the door.]
  • Britain: It's 9:00 AM, why hasn’t the world meeting started?
  • America: Germany is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.
  • Britain: I'd like to play. I'd say he’s... in line at the bank. This is fun.
  • America: It is fun. But you're all wrong. He clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.
  • [Germany runs into the room.]
  • America: There he is! Germany! Where have you been? We've been worried sick, do you care to explain yourself?
  • Germany: I'm just 70 seconds late. It's not a big deal, don't worry about it.
  • Britain: Germany, you will tell us, and you will tell us now.
  • Germany: …There was a problem at the bank.
  • Britain: *claps his hands together* HOT DAMN!

anonymous asked:

wow i can't believe that i, an agender aroace, am going to become a Violent Homophobe by getting married platonically (i guess the real A in LGBTQIA, Allies, aren't homophobic for getting married)

Class rings? Homophobic.

Friendship rings? Homophobic.

Mood rings? Homophobic.

Wearing a ring just because it looks cool? Nice homophobia there bigot.



yup, well, he’s a total dummy who accidentally pushes peoples buttons, steps off on the wrong foot with almost everybody, and trips over himself all day. how does anybody HANDLE HIM??? :^/ 
despite that, he’s real dorky and sweet… loves dogs and sleeping and prefers to sneak away from fights while his companion handles it :^) 

anonymous asked:

How would Ut, Uf , and Us sans react if their s/o said they had to leave for a while because they felt like they were putting sans in danger by being with him?

UT!Sans: Babe, i appreciate it but c’mon. You’re living in a house of monsters. If anything, they can protect you. He doesn’t know who’s after you, but they don’t stand a chance against him, Papyrus and Undyne. If you still feel the need to leave after his long talk of trying to convince you to stay, he offers to help you. You’re not going to go through this alone. Besides, he can teleport you from safe house to safe house while still being near you.

UF!Sans: He starts laughing. ‘’That’s a fun joke, sweetheart. But you think I’d be in less danger because ya leave?’’ He’s not exactly popular among some monsters, and he can take whatever it is you’re throwing at him. He’s not letting you go off on your own with a potential threat around. Besides, have you seen him? He might scare them off for you without having to lift a finger himself. He’ll protect the both of you, promise.

US!Sans: He’s extremely worried for you now. And he wont let you leave without him, that would be stupid. You should know that The Magnificent Sans will be here to protect you. If it makes you feel safer, he’ll ask Papy to teleport him around to places. And he also drags you with him to training. That way you can see that he can protect himself and you, and you’ll also learn to protect yourself from both monster and human attacks.