1980's gaming

  • neil: are you okay? you look sick
  • andrew: i'm fucking fine, go away
  • andrew: [collapses to the floor in their locker room 2 seconds later]
  • the foxes: [freaking the fuck out] MAYBE ANDREW IS DYING
  • andrew: [tiredly in the background] i'm not dead
  • neil: shut the fuck up and go to sleep
  • kevin: but we have practice
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The 2nd Captain America, John Walker (formerly Super-Patriot, later U.S. Agent) and the 5th Bucky, Lamar Hoskins (formerly one of the Bold Urban Commandos, quickly renamed Battlestar to avoid the connotations of “Buck”); stats by Jon D Martin for Marvel Super Heroes, Dragon magazine, December 1987.

  • kevin: you’re not my type
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