GUYS I CAN HEAR MY MOM WATCHING THE NEWS IN THE BACKGROUND AND THERE WAS A NEWS FORECAST SAYING THAT TWO MEN IN A 1967 IMPALA SHOWED UP AT A MAN’S HOUSE AND PULLED HIM IN THE CAR WITH A GUN TO HIS HEAD AND DROVE OFF
THIS IS NOT A TEST, THIS IS REAL, THE APOCALYPSE IS STARTING AND I NEED TO HEED MY CALLING AS A HUNTER
On April 21, 1967, the 100 millionth GM vehicle rolled off the line at the plant in Janesville – a blue two-door Caprice. There was a big ceremony, speeches. The lieutenant governor even showed up.
Three days later, another car rolled off that same line. No one gave two craps about her. But they should have, because this 1967 Chevrolet Impala would turn out to be the most important car – no, the most important object – in pretty much the whole universe.