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  • Uber driver: Hey, it’s you Uber here, where are you?
  • Aizawa: I see you.
  • Uber driver: Are you the person laying down in the middle of the road?
  • Aizawa: Yeah. Floor it.

Lance: “You’re not an in-between kind of guy. People either love you or hate you.”

Keith: “Really?”

Lance: “I mean, I hated you when we first met.”

Keith: “I remember.”

Lance: “And now…”

Keith: “And now?”

Lance: “Well… Now, I don’t.”

Keith, emotionally: “That means a lot to me, dude, it really does.”

Lance: “And that is from the heart! I really do!… Not hate you anymore.”

  • [Fat Amy approaches as they almost get to their room]
  • Fat Amy: Hey, what's going on?
  • Beca: Chloe is a little drunk.
  • Fat Amy: Yay! I love drunk Chloe!
  • Chloe: Awwwww! *giggles*
  • Beca: [To Chloe] Go change!
  • Beca: [To Amy] She doesn't want Aubrey to know she's drunk.
  • Fat Amy: Ohh! All right! All right. Here's what we'll do, I'll get twice as drunk as Chloe and then no one will even notice her.

*as Raphael tries to explain he’ll teach Simon how to be a vampire*

Raphael: I’ll take you through the whole thing.You know, I’ll be like your guide.

Simon: Like Gandalf through Middle Earth?

Raphael: Probably not like Ga- okay, first of all, let’s take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep, dark cave where no one will ever find them.

Simon: Except Smeagol. He lives in a cave.