Ten little roosters, all gathered to dine.

One choked on his rage, and then there were nine.

Nine little roosters, now running from fate.

One tripped over themselves, and then there were eight.

Eight little roosters, two others in heaven.

One was martyred, and then there were seven.

Seven little roosters, one liked to draw dicks.

Life imitated art, and then there were six.

Six little roosters, often streamed live.

One died to scale, and then there were five.

Five little roosters, one trapped in the floor.

One ran out of air, and then there were four.

Four little roosters, still trying to flee.

One got what they wanted, and then there were three.

Three little roosters, one died of a pun.

The killer was killed

And then there was one”

Conspiracy wall wallpaper based on the 1st episodes of Ten Little Roosters. Will probably updating this as it goes along.

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I am LOVING all these new promotional for How To Train Your Dragon 2. Look at Hiccup, he’s all grown up, it’s so weird! But good weird. 

So I just HAD to make wallpapers. I wish the pictures were bigger, but oh well. It will have to make do. 

I was staring at the second pic for far too long, like, “what the hell is that orange thing between the two of them?” Looks like some weird alien thing. Turns out it’s Hiccup’s saddle. 

Less than a year from now, folks! June 2014, GO!

P/S: Does Hiccup actually have a tiny braid or something now? It confuzzles me.