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Some bit of context: Our group comes up on a giant accompanied by mammoths, and he’s investigating the death of one his own. My cleric leads the group in a non-hostile interaction with this giant, speaking to him in his language in a friendly manner, etc. But the situation suddenly turns and he starts contradicting himself, accusing us of murdering his cousin whose body he just recovered. I cast Detect Magic and I sense a divine power taking control of the giant. He attacks, and I’m doing all I can to plead with him to stop and pleading with the group to use nonlethal damage. Unfortunately, once the giant’s health was worked down, our goliath barbarian did 19 points of “nonlethal” damage straight to the back of the giant’s head as the final hit, and the giant rolled a nat 1 on a con save to determine the severity of the hit. Giant died from nonlethal damage. Go figure. As my cleric is having a moment over the giant, the rest of the party is being, well, an adventuring party, and want to loot, and my cleric is not having it.

Me, life cleric of Olladra the goddess of good fortune: May Olladra make all your dice roll 1s.

Barbarian’s player: Oh yeah, watch this!

Barbarian’s player: [rolls a d20]

Barbarian’s player: [rolls a nat 1]

Me: And that is why you don’t mess with me and my goddess.

DM: That is amazing.

In regards to love - shipping

‘Angry friendless smol who calms down considerably in the presence of the particular one who’s patient with them and reaches out to befriend them and they encourage each other to be better’ ship is my jam.


Compton native Brandon Jennings really wanted to show out in his return to L.A on Sunday, and he did just that, scoring 15 of his 19 points in the fourth quarter and making this sweet-as-hell fast-break fake-out feed to Courtney Lee to help the Knicks knock off the Lakers.

Astral Stalker 5e

Heres the stats I converted for the astral stalker for my 5e D&D game. Enjoy!

Astral Stalker

Medium, humanoid (astral stalker), lawful evil


Armor Class 19 (natural armor)

Hit Points 106 (12d8 + 50)

Speed 40 ft., climb 30 ft.


Str 22 (+6)  Dex 19 (+4)  Con 20 (+5)  Int 10 (+0)  Wis 16 (+3)  Cha 12 (+1)


Saving Throws Dex +7

Skills Stealth +7, Perception +6, Survival +6, Investigation +3

Senses darkvision 60 ft., passive perception 21

Languages Common, Deep Speech

Challenge 8 (3,900 XP)


Hunter’s Hide. The stalker adds its Constitution modifier to its armor class.

Elusive Prey. Creatures have disadvantge on ability checks made to track the stalker.

Spellcasting. The stalker is a 5th level spellcaster. Its spellcasting ability is Wisdom (spell save DC 14, spell attack bonus +6). It has the follwing ranger spells prepared:
  1st level (4 slots): hunter’s mark, jump, longstider
  2nd level (2 slots): pass without trace (self only)

Swift Hunter. The stalker can take the Dash or Hide action as a bonus action on each of its turns.

Sneak Attack (1/Turn). The stalker deals an extra 7 (2d6) damage when it hits a target with a weapon attack and has advantage on the attack roll, or when the target is within 5 feet of an ally of the stalker that isn’t incapacitated and the stalker doesn’t have disadvantge on the attack roll.


Multiattack. The stalker makes 2 claw attacks. The stalker can replace one of its attacks with its claw with a thoat dart.
Claw. Melee Weapon Attack: +9 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 14 (2d8 + 6) slashing damage.
Throat Dart. Ranged Weapon Attack: +9 to hit, range 20/60, one target. Hit: 8 (1d4 + 6) piercing damage, and the target must make a DC 16 Constitution saving throw. On a failed save the target is poisoned for 1 minute. The target can repeat the saving throw at the end of each of its turns, ending the effects on a success.

kiss me through the phone

summary: farkle is on a study abroad tip in london for a semester and riley really misses him, please enjoy! This is obviously mature content so viewer discretion is advised, but they are both around 19 at this point!

rating: m

author’s note: ive been doing a lot of chaptered writing recently and i’ve been wanting to get back to my roots of one shots for a lil and an anon that referred to me as ‘the riarkle smut girl’ inspired me! this is also the filthiest thing i have ever written and i feel kinda weird about it bc i am a Loser Virgin (not that being a virgin makes you a loser but u know what i mean) and i feel as thought i have no business writing this but here i am, writing it

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Sang Woo stated in chapter 14 that he is 20 years old. Now I don’t think this is true. He also claims he have not been in the military yet. But yet the police officer talks about him being back from the army. This man knows Sang Woo.

So, what could Sang Woo’s real age be?

In South Korea you finish high school when you’re 19. Yoon Bum must have known Sang Woo at university, otherwise, where would he have gotten his name and image from?

Sang Woo must have been over 19 at this point in the story, perhaps he had even done his military training as it seems odd to spend a couple of months at university before being conscripted. But perhaps this is common? If not, he would have been 21 in the first scenes, and with two years of military service at the same time as Yoon Bum, he would be 23 years old. I am not at all sure if I mean not sure if that is Korean age, or Western though.

Sang Woo’s age feel like such a mess! But what about Yoon Bum?

(Yoon Bum talking about when he first saw Sang Woo, from chapter 1)

Yoon Bum entered college four years late. Like I mentioned; in South Korea you graduate high school at 19, and if it is common to go straight to college after high school that mean that Yoon Bum is 23 when he enters college “four years late”.
He also attends college for 1 year (he sees Sang Woo in his second semester) before his conscription, making him 24 before going into the military. The military is 2 years, so he should be around 26? 

And he probably don’t start stalking Sang Woo the moment he gets out of college, so maybe one can add one year to them both? But this is my theory about their ages!

(pardon any mistakes, please correct me if I got any information wrong!)

short little headcanon  /  slight canon divergence regarding joshua’s appearance b/c my josh looks a little different than he does in - game almost always , post  &  pre - game. 

the secret reports seem to imply , imo , that joshua tuning into the RG requires a forced change in his age , making him resemble a teenage boy.  however , given literally no one else seems to have this issue  &  are more than capable of retaining their set age when moving between the UG  &  the RG , i am ignoring any idea that joshua has no say in his appearance  —  rather , he made a conscious decision to tune his vibe further down than necessary to resemble a child , as he felt it would be easier to interact with his proxy , a teenage boy , at an age that appeared close to neku’s own. 

with that said , josh does not look like that the majority of the time.  rather , he resembles a ~ 20 year old man , settled in height - wise at a solid 5 ‘ 11 “  &  his hair is longer , stopping roughly mid - back  &  his features are slightly more defined  /  matured as well.  for the sake of not throwing neku  &  co. for a loop , he will take up his teenage appearance for a while post - game generally only with them , unless he has some other reason to be masquerading as a child , though this stops around the time everyone is 18 - 19 years of age as he can fit in with them , appearance wise , in his ‘ regular ’ form without it looking odd to outsiders.

sometimes he’ll take up his teenage form for fun or just for the hell of it , but most commonly he does resemble an adult and prefers to look that way.