*steam sale where a $150 item is $12.27*

Me: Hey can I have 12 dollas and a penny, dougie, I have 26 cents?”

Friend: I only have money for food but I can give you a penny.

Me: Billy, can I have 12 dollas?

Friend 2: I don’t even have a dolla.

Friend 3: non of us have money and we can’t buy any of these 90% off games, fuck!