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Prompt List

Random prompts that I gathered from other various lists over the years. Feel free to leave a request!


1. I don’t even know. who I am without you.
2. The way you flirt is just shameful.
3. I’m flirting with you.
4. You don’t need to protect me.
5. You can’t even look at me!
6. Stop looking at me like that!
7. You make a good pillow.
8. Does he know about the baby?
9. I had a nightmare about you and I wanted to make sure you were okay.
10. All I wanted was the truth.
11. Why are you pushing me away?
12. didn’t realize I needed your permission.
13. I can’t believe you talked me into this.
14. Nobody can trust me to do anything important!
15. I fall for the worst ones.
16. You make me feel like I’m not good enough.
17. Come over here and make me.
18. Stop thinking about him/her/them.
19. You’re beautiful/handsome, and I’m not the only one that thinks that.
20. I need your forgiveness.
21. If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.
22. You’re the only one I can trust.
23. Kiss me.
24. I love you.
25. I told you not to fall in love with me.
26. I forgive a lot, but I never forget what’s said and done.
27. Please shut up. I can’t stand how appealing your voice is.
28. Shut up. Just shut up.
29. Again?
30. I’ve been in love with you my entire life.
31. I’m tired of being your secret.
32. You know,it’s okay to cry.
33. I think we should have another.
34. Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?
35. Go on,tell me. Tell me you don’t love me.
36. You can’t leave me in the dark. You have to tell me these things.
37. Twins? We’re…we’re having twins?!
38. If he’s going to treat you like shit I’m going to kick his ass.
39. I just want to be alone right now.
40. Those things you said yesterday did you mean them?
41. You haven’t even touched. you food. 42. What’s going on?
43. If you don’t want to talk about what happened, then say so. Don’t lie and say it’s fine.
44. Sometimes, there is nothing better than some good old-fashioned, no string attached fucking.
45. Stay in bed.
46. Stop laughing at me.
47. Just say that it is okay. I just need to hear you say it.
48. I love you and I am terrified.
49. Why does it hurt so much?
50. I can’t promise you that…
51. Promise me you will come back…I need you to promise me.
52. I missed you.
53. Do you trust me?
54. Don’t look at me like that.
55. You’re the most amazing, incredible, beautiful being I’ve ever met.
56. I’ll find her and bring her home, I promise.
57. You embarrassed me this evening.
58. I couldn’t do it…one look in their eyes and I knew I couldn’t kill them. For that I am sorry.
59. Did you enjoy yourself last night?
60. I am not losing you again.
61. Why don’t they just kiss already?
62. You know, it hurt when I realized that you’re not in love with me. But nothing can compare to the pain I felt when I saw you fall in love with her.
63. I am different now.
64. You left without saying goodbye…I hate you for that.
65. I loved you and then you were gone…and I knew I lost you.
66. None of that matters now.
67. Please say something.
68. I shouldn’t have come.
69. It was a mistake coming here.
70. You hate me and I do not know why!!
71. Take your fill.
72. Is that a challenge?
73. What the hell was that?!
74. Mind if I cut in?
75. Did I stutter?
76. Why are you being so nice to me all of a sudden?
77. Why are you covered in mud?
78. I can’t…I can’t lose you.
79. You’ll be the death of me.
80. Come back to bed.
81. You are so tiny compared to me.
82. Can I kiss you?
83. Bring your pretty little butt over here.
84. Why are you dressed like that?
85. You deserve so much better.
86. You have the most amazing eyes.
87. You know, it’s okay to cry.
88. That’s distracting.
89. That isn’t appropriate.
90. Is it possible to love too much?
91. Promise me you’ll look after your father.
92. How long has it been?
93. This relationship used to be all about communication! What ever happened to that?
94. If you walk out that door, you’re no longer one of us. You’ll be one of them and that means I’ll treat you like one of them.
95. I left everything for this, I left it all…for you!
96. Look at me—just breathe, okay?
97. I’m sick of being USELESS!
98. I almost lost you.
99. I wish I could hate you.
100. Tell me a secret.
101. No one needs to know.
102. I don’t want to have a baby!
103. Did you enjoy yourself last night?
104. Are you kidding me? We are not fine!
105. You’ve only heard his side of the story. You never asked for mine.
106. Well, this is where I live.
107. You make me feel like I’m not good enough.
108. For some reason I’m attracted to you.
109. I think I picked up your coffee by mistake.
110. All I wanted was you honesty.
111. Why do you keep pushing me away?
112. I can’t explain it right now, but I need you to trust me.
113. I’ve never felt this way before…and it scares out of me.
114. Don’t fucking touch me!
115. Are you really taking his side against me?
116. Wait a second are you jealous?
117. I wish I could hate you.
118. I’m sorry if this upsets you, but I’m going to marry him/her.
119. This is by far the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of coarse I’m in.
120. You’re the only one I can trust to do this.
121. I thought you were dead.
122. This isn’t about you. It’s about what’s best for all of us.
123. I love you, you asshole.
124. You did this for me?
125. You can’t protect me.
126. You know I wouldn’t do this if I had any other choice.
127. Promise me you’ll look after your mom.
128. I’m so stupid to make mistake of falling in love with my best friend.
129. Stop talking about the past, I could be dead in a matter of hours…make me up a future.
130. The way you flirt is just shameful.
131. I waited and waited, but you never came back.
132. You never told me you had a fucking twin.
133. I want to go back to before…
134. I just wanted and easy day with me girlfriend/boyfriend. What’s so wrong with that?
135. Go then, leave! See if I care!
136. Why are you up so early?
137. Please,take me instead!
138. You braided his hair?
139. She’s been missing since Friday and you’re not worried.
140. Have you lost you damn mind?!
141. Please. don’t argue. You have to leave right now, you aren’t safe here.
142. I’m your daughter.
143. I’m not surprised that you murdered him.
144. Is there a special reason, as to why you’re wearing my shirt?
145. Am I supposed to be scared of you?
146. Don’t use me as an example. I wasn’t a good kid.
147. I can’t say I see how I’m supposed to love you more than I already do.
148. I know you’ve given me a million second chances and I’ll never take you for granted.
149. Everything that doesn’t make sense about me, makes sense when I’m with you.
150. You need to tell me what you need me to be.
151. I always want to come home to you.
152. Even after all this time, I’m still a fool for you.
153. Cause words don’t make what I make with you.
154. I love you…just not in that way.
155. You are my first choice.
156. Will you still love me in the morning?
157. You were the worst thing that happened to me.
158. I finally have the strength to leave, and I am.
159. I just feel like you don’t love me anymore.
160. I can’t go on this way.
161. Who is it? Who are you seeing behind my back?
162. I love you too much to watch you leave me slowly.
163. Don’t you dare die on me.
164. The car crash took your life but the funeral took mine.
165. I miss you and I miss her.
166. Things just aren’t the same.
167. I’m glad I’m leaving.
168. You never saw my bags be packed, but you sure saw them in the living room before I left.
169. I can’t breathe in your arms anymore.
170. Our love isn’t love anymore.
171. It’s hard to resist a bad boy who’s a good man.
172. If you’re looking for the full deal, the till-death deal, then look at me. No one’s ever going to love you, stick by you, understand how you work the way I do.
173. The wounded recognized the wounded.
174. What I wanted. I wanted you to fight for me. I wanted you to say there’s no one else you could ever be with, and that you’d rather be alone than without me.
175. I am not pushing you away I’m holding on for dear life but I need you to need me back.
176. Why won’t you ever just let me all the way in?
177. You’re the moon of my life, that’s all I need to know and if this is a dream I will kill the man that tries to wake me.
178. I don’t want to get over her, I want to be with her.
179. Oh I’m sorry did my back hurt your knife?
180. Sometimes I think that we waste our words and we waste our moments. And we don’t take the time to say the things that are in our hearts when we have the chance.
181. I’m afraid this conversation is going to end in goodbye.
182. Don’t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.
183. I love you. I am in love with you. I have tried to kill it to runaway from it but I can’t and I don’t want to anymore.
184. Don’t act like I didn’t fight for you. I did.Hard. And for a long time. So forgive me if now that we’re over I’m exhausted.
185. Maybe I’m just supposed to let you go now, but I can’t. Because I can’t lose everything I have all at once.
186. I waited. I was here. Where were you?
187. I’m not leaving here without you.
188. Pick me. Choose me. Love me.
189. Don’t you give up on me now; we’ve come to far and I love you way too much to lose you now.
190. Someone told me once that to create true art you must be willing to bleed and let others watch.
191. I promised myself that if you came home I wouldn’t be afraid to tell you how I felt. But I’m still afraid. Because I can’t make you love me back.
192. I want your body. I want your mouth. I want your laugh and your funny faces. I want your friendship and your inspirational thoughts. And I want you to come with me when I go.
193. I have waited so long for you to want me. If you don’t hold me tight I won’t believe you mean it, and that’s worse than never being held at all.
194. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no.
195. Please don’t leave me. Everyone always leaves.
196. Here, let me see.
197. Don’t look down.
198. I’m sorry I yelled at you…
199. Will you just hold still?
200. This isn’t just about you…
201. What’s behind your back.
202. When you’re happy, I’m happy.
203. I wish this moment could last forever…
204. There’s a leaf in your hair.
205. I think I twisted my ankle…
206. Why are you giving me such a hard time about this?
207. Look into my eyes what do you see?
208. Of course you’d believe that.
209. Your hands are so much larger than mine.
210. Shh, they’ll hear us.
211. It doesn’t look like you’ll need stitches.
212. Remember when you used to care?
213. Why didn’t you text me back?
214. Will you just tell me the truth?
215. You’re too damn cute.
216. Why are you laughing?
217. That stuff can’t be good for you.
218. This will only take a second…
219. Don’t look at me like that!
220. This tastes bitter.
221. Your think you could do better?
222. Isn’t this a gorgeous view?
223. You’ve been so selfish lately!
224. Anything but that!
225. Why did you think that was a good idea?
226. Stop it, you’re embarrassing me.
227. You’re eyes are red…were you crying?
228. We’re running low on time here.
229. You’ve got something on your cheek.
230. If I could just get you to understand…
231. Don’t move,it’ll be okay.
232. Hey, don’t raise your voice at me!
233. Let’s take a deep breath.
234. Come on, it wasn’t that bad.
235. You call that music?
236. Damn auto-correct!
237. You can’t have it both ways.
238. I’ve made a huge mistake.
239. Don’t worry about it, everyone screws up.
240. You can’t do that!
241. If you love it so much, then why don’t you marry it?
242. We go on three…
243. I’m not bothering you am I?
244. I didn’t know you could do that.
245. I forgot you used to like this stuff.
246. It wouldn’t be the first time you broke a promise.
247. You know how I feel about birthdays.
248. You can’t ask me to do that.
249. Oh, you scared me!
250. You’re jealous, aren’t you.
251. You really…that’s not exactly meant to be eaten.
252. This is my favorite song!
253. You’re so drunk.
254. It doesn’t matter, I’m not leaving you.
255. It’s just that…well my favorite character just died,
256. Don’t be stupid.
257. Of coarse I love you.
258. Don’t you ever do that again!
259. Have you ever thought 260. about…like…us?
260. If we die, I’m going to kill you.
261. I can’t believe you’d do something like this!
262. I’ve been looking everywhere for you.
263. You’re my favorite muse.
264. Don’t worry about it, I got it.
265. I promise, it’s just this once.
266. You owe me.
267. What, you’re scared I’ll kick you ass again?
268. Is that my shirt?
269. Wanna go for a drive?
270. You’ve got to be kidding me!
271. Fancy meeting you here.
272. You have no idea what you’ve gotten yourself into, do you?
273. Well this is awkward.
274. Give it back!
275. Do you think you could just please go one day without pissing me off?
276. Why are you crying?
277. Just this once, okay?
278. You’re really soft.
279. Is it possible to love too much?
280. I’ll always be there to protect you.
281. The stars look especially lovely tonight.
282. May I have this dance?
283. I can’t stop thinking about you.
284. All I want is you.
285. You look incredible in that.
286. Sometimes I just can’t control myself around you.
287. Do you believe in love at first sight?
288. I think I’m in love.
289. I’d like if you stayed.
290. I have never felt this way about anyone.
291. Can I kiss you?
292. I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy sox.
293. My parents are coming over in ten minutes so please put your clothes on.
294. I’m really drunk, please help me.
295. This is probably a bad time, but marry me?
296. We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about.
297. I think you might be pregnant.
298. Shh…I’m sleeping.
299. Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?

Song Lyric Prompts

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1. “I’ll start a riot.”

2. “What’s my age again?

3. "Her yellow SUV is now the enemy.”

4. “We’ll have Halloween on Christmas, if you want.”

5. “I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.”

6. “I’ll keep you my dirty little secret.”

7. “I wish I could wake up with amnesia.”

8. “Forget about all the stupid little things.”

9. “If I woke up with you right beside me, I’d hold you closer than I ever did before and you’d never slip away.”

10. “It’s about a girl.”

11. “They don’t need to understand.”

12. “We were always running away.”

13. “We do it our own way.”

14. “I won’t walk down the same old road that they all follow.”

15. “We don’t have to dance.”

16. “I’ll break it to you easy, this is hell. Literal hell.”

17. “These long, long legs have been damn near everywhere.”

18. “I go back to December all the time.”

19. “I’m so glad you made time to see me. Tell me, how’s life? How’s your family? I haven’t seen them in a while.”

20. “Your guard is up and I know why.”

21. “The last time you saw me still burns in the back of your memory.”

22. “This is me, standing in front of you, saying I’m sorry for that night.”

23. “Turns out freedom ain’t nothing but missing you.”

24. “These days, I haven’t been sleeping. Staying up, replaying myself leaving.”

25. “Realized I loved you in the fall.”

26. “You gave me all your love and all I have you was goodbye.”

27. “I wrote this letter just to numb your pain.”

28. “If you can’t take me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.”

29. “Life is all about making mistakes. Life’s also about being great.”

30. “I fall, I break, I mess up, I make mistakes.”

31. “Monday left me broken.”

32. “Am I outta my head? Am I outta my mind?”

33. “What can I say? It’s complicated.”

34. “You keep me in with those hips.”

35. “Okay, yeah. I’m insane.”

36. “I’m one of those melodramatic fools.”

37. “It’s all keeps adding up.”

38. “Am I just paranoid?”

39. “I want you and your beautiful soul.”

40. “I know that you are someone special.”

41. “I hope you see the heart in me.”

42. “Tell me pretty lies.”

43. “Tell me that you love me, even if it’s fake.”

44. “You’re slurring a your words, not making any sense.”

45. “I act like I don’t fucking care.”

46. “I’m only a fool for you.”

47. “I act like I don’t fucking care because I’m sorry fucking scared.”

48. “Look me in the face.”

49. “You’ve been out all night. I don’t know where you’ve been.”

50. “I can’t believe you sold me out for a kid like that.”

51. “I hope you burn.”

52. “You’re making me sick.”

53. “I’ve got more secrets than you’ll ever know.”

54. “Too many times I’ve told myself to hold on.”

55. “Another year and you won’t let it go.”

56. “You’ll never really know what this means to me.”

57. “Told myself I wanna face this fear.”

58. “Everybody says she looks just like her mother but I think she wants that left alone.”

59. “There’s too many ways to say goodbye.”

60. “It’s quite the opposite this time.”

61. “Sometimes I can’t help but say ‘I’m falling in love’ and it’s scaring me.”

62. “It came to me in a dream!”

63. “I’m not a hero or a saint.”

64. “Don’t push me away.”

65. “When you believed in me, you brought us together.”

66. “Everybody says it won’t last forever.”

67. “Yeah, you sure broke my heart last week.”

68. “Don’t say I don’t know you.”

69. “I know you’re feeling sad.”

70. “I don’t feel bad.”

71. “You got a lot of nerve to say this is all my fault.”

72. “You better know what you got before you go and throw it away.”

73. “I won’t go until you come outside.”

74. “You’re the one I want.”

75. “If only you could see all the beautiful things I see in you.”

76. “You’re the only one that’s got my heart and that’s the I ly thing that matters.”

77. “Just keep that smile you’re flashing.”

78. “You’re the only enemy you ever seen to lose to.”

79. “My belief is in pieces.”

80. “My sheets have grown cold.”

81. “I wish you could feel this but you’ll never know.”

82. “You’re perfectly perfect.”

83. “We’re two different people.”

84. “I should’ve warned you.”

85. “I wrote a letter on Monday.”

86. “It’s full of these bitter words.”

87. “We aren’t the same.”

88. “I could tell you weren’t in love with me.”

89. “I don’t even know you but I know for sure you are beautiful.”

90. “I’m overly attracted.”

91. “She could be my princess and I could be her prince.”

92. “Loving can hurt sometimes.”

93. “You know it can get hard sometimes.”

94. “You won’t ever be alone.”

95. “All I can say is, the stress hurts.”

96. “Too much going on at the same time.”

97. “Yeah, I’m fucked up.”

98. “I’m empty inside.”

99. “I just don’t feel alive.”

100. “I wish it wasn’t so tempting.”

101. “I wonder if I’m good enough.”

102. “Keep the change and have a nice day.”

103. “I can still hear the sound of you saying 'dont go’.”

104. “I hope you know, this has nothing to do with you.”

105. “I’m gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket.”

106. “It’s time to be a big girl now.”

107. “I’m not what you wanted.”

108. “I don’t know why I cared so much.”

109. “I hope you find what you’re looking for.”

110. “Who’d you think you’d fool, baby?”

112. “All the tables are turning.”

113. “I still think about you.”

114. “Baby, you look good.”

115. “She’s a heart stopper.”

116. “I just wanna kiss your lips.”

117. “Me? I trusted him.”

118. “This kid is insane man!”

119. “What’s your name?”

120. “Just you wait.”

121. “This one’s mine.”

122. “You walked in and my heart went boom”

123. “Why are you crying?”

124. “Sometimes I wish she was you.”

125. “Opportunity Knicks and you take it.”

126. “It’s been about a year now.”

127. “Damn, those sweet memories.”

128. “I found a letter you wrote me.”

129. “I don’t wanna see you with her.”

130. “Word gets around.”

131. “I’m happy for you, love.”

132. “Why do I love you?”

133. “I miss you when I can’t sleep.”

134. “Do you miss me?”

135. “I’m always tired but never of you.”

136. “You said you wouldn’t and you fucking did.”

137. “I’d do anything.”

138. “In the end, does it even matter?”

139. “Look at where we are. Look at where we started.”

140. “We danced the night away.”

141. “You smiled over your shoulder and for a second, I was stone cold sober.”

142. “I knew I loved you then.”

143. “I knew I needed you.”

144. “I want to stay with you til we’re grey and old.”

145. “I’ll bring you coffee in bed.”

146. “I’ll thank my lucky stars for that night.”

147. “You look as beautiful as ever.”

148. “Your mind is rather reckless.”

149. “What a beautiful mess this is.”

150. “Well it kind of hurts.”

151. “You don’t know my name.”

152. “I’m telling you to your face.”

153. “I’m sick of wasting all my time.”

154. “You’re giving me a million reasons to let you go.”

155. “I’m about to break.”

156. “Show me the way.”

157. “I just need one good reason to stay.”

158. “You’re the baddest little thing I’ve ever seen.”

159. “Since you left, I’ve been holding onto a memory.”

160. “You’re not mine anymore.”

161. “Let me go!”

162. “I’d die for you.”

163. “I still remember what you wore the first night.”

164. “You don’t look the same.”

165. “What’s it like to leave me behind.”

166. “I’m fighting back.”

167. “Nice to see you too.”

168. “Always ends too soon.”

169. “I won’t be like you.”

170. “I’m just so scared.”

171. “Come as you are.”

172. “Meet me inside.”

173. “These times are hard. They’re making us crazy.”

174. “Don’t give up on me, baby.”

175. “Darling, don’t be so shy.”

176. “I’ll see you at midnight.”

177. “In the morning, I’ll wait to see you again.”

178. “When you go, don’t ever think I’ll make you try to stay.”

179. “Take your gloves and get out.”

180. “So tired of all the needless beating.”

181. “Well, if you wanted honesty, that’s all you have to say.”

182. “Remember the time you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?”

183. “You wear my out.”

184. “They don’t care, as long as some bleeds.”

185. “I heard you down the hall.”

186. “But you never said anything!”

187. “Never thought I would feel like this.”

188. “Such a mess when I’m in your presence.”

189. “I probably shouldn’t brag.”

190. “I’m in trouble.”

191. “I’m addicted to this girl.”

192. “She’s all I want and more.”

193. “Is she out of my league?”

194. “I’m left with no choice.”

195. “I swear, she’s going mad.”

196. “It didn’t slow me down.”

197. “Always second guessing.”

198. “You stole my heart.”

199. “You been talking in your sleep.”

200. “Just a little bits enough.”

201. “It’s in the stars.”

202. “We’re not broken.”

203. “I’m sorry. I don’t understand.”

204. “Your head is running wild, again.”

205. “I never stopped.”

206. “Our lives enough.”

207. “Nothing’s as bad as it seems.”

208. “I can’t think of the right things to say.”

209. “I never would’ve thought I’d be here with you.”

210. “I can look into your eyes all day.”

211. “Stay away from my friends.”

212. “You’re my favorite.”

213. “You create symphonies with your hips.”

214. “I don’t care if you’re contagious.”

215. “I’ve got a love and I know that’s it’s all mine.”

216. “I can’t believe you’ve got the nerve to say you love me.”

217. “I hope you’re happy.”

218. “Now you’re nothing but a memory.”

219. “You used to make me feel like I could walk on water.”

220. “You’re the reason.”

221. “I bet I don’t run through your mind.”

222. “It still hurts.”

223. “It’s been a lonely year.”

224. “Can we please start over?”

225. “I was praying that you and me might end up together.”

226. “You are my heaven.”

227. “If you don’t love me, pretend.”

228. “It’s too late to cry.”

229. “It’s like wishing for rain when I’m standing in the desert.”

230. “My only friend was the man in the moon.”

231. “He came to me with the sweetest smile.”

232. “Darling, I’m a mess without your love”

233. “All I need is one more goodbye kiss.”

234. “You cant blame a girl for trying.”

235. “I should’ve shut my mouth.”

236. “I remember tears steaming down your face.”

237. “I remember you said 'dont leave me here alone’.”

238. “Don’t you dare look out your window.”

239. “Even when the music’s gone.”

240. “No one can hurt you now.”

241. “Is this what it’s like to match wits with someone that’s you level with?”

242. “May you always be satisfied.”

243. “The conversation lasted two minutes, maybe three.”

244. “I remember that night.”

245. “When you said 'hi’ I forgot my dang name.”

246. “I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.”

247. “There’s a million things I haven’t done.”

248. “Her eyes are just helpless.”

249. “Where are you taking me.”

250. “That doesn’t mean I want him any less.”

251. “I got her number!”

252. “You’ve got no choice.”

253. “I know that you think I’m so insane.”

254. “I just love the way you say my name.”

256. “Over and over, your words keep me going.”

257. “I just get so insecure.”

258. “Honestly, I’ve never been so sure.”

259. “I can love you all at once.”

260. “Cross my heart and swear that it’s true.”

261. “Boy, you know you’re always on my mind.”

262. “All my friends, they hear about you all the time.”

263. “I know I talk a bit too loud.”

264. “Make up your fucking mind.”

265. “Never forget it.”

266. “Now you’re gonna say 'pretty please forgive me’?”

267. “Turns out no one can replace me.”

268. “I’ll leave you with a memory.”

269. “You’ll regret it.”

270. “Y'know, it gets worse.”

271. “One more kiss.”

272. “I love it when you just don’t care.”

273. “I love it when you dance like there’s nobody there.”

274. “I love it when you don’t take no.”

275. “I love it when you do what you want just because you said so.”

276. “Hearts are gonna break.”

277. “We don’t have to be ordinary.”

278. “Please have mercy on me.”

279. “I fall when I’m around you.”

280. “I can’t take it anymore.”

281. “Take it easy on my heart.”

282. “Tell me that I’m not crazy.”

283. “Your words cut deeper than a knife.”

284. “You lured me in.”

285. “I won’t lie to you.”

286. “I know I can treat you better.”

287. “You should be with me.”

288. “I’d stop time for you.”

289. “They say we’re too young.”

290. “If you don’t swim, you’ll drown.”

291. “I got your name tattooed in an arrow heart!”

292. “If I showed up with a plane ticket and a shiny diamond ring with your name on it, would you wanna run away too?”

293. “I hope you feel the same way.”

294. “I’m a realist and an optimist.”

295. “Hello, sunshine.”

296. “You look so graceful.”

297. “Well, I’ve got a lot to talk about if you still want to listen or if you even care.”

298. “Can we locate where we went wrong?”

299. “If loves a fight, then I shall die with my heart on the trigger.”

300. “Baby, you are all that I adore.”

301. “Don’t you know you’re everything I have?”

302. “They still say I’m a dreamer.”

303. “You better know what you’re fighting for.”

304. “I was doing just fine before I met you.”

305. “Tell your friends it was nice to meet them.”

306. “Baby, pull me closer.”

307. “Pull the sheets right off the corner.”

308. “You look as good as the day I met you.”

309. “I forget just why I left you.”

310. “Four years, no call.”

312. “Play that Blink-182 song!”

313. “It’s gonna look like mud!”

314. “I’m gonna help you swim.”

315. “It’s no big surprise you turned out this way.”

316. “Hey man, I love you but no fucking way.”

317. “Just try your best.”

318. “It just takes some time.”

319. “Everything will be just fine.”

320. “Just be yourself.”

321. “We haven’t talked since we left, it’s so overdue.”

322. “My heart’s beating fast right now.”

323. “Thought that we were stronger.”

324. “I hate this part right here.”

325. “Gotta talk to you before we go to sleep.”

326. “I wanna be in the room where it happens.”

327. “Like I said, you’re free to go.”

328. “Look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now.”

329. “I’m a trust fund, baby, you can trust me.”

330. “Some say I’m intense or I’m insane.”

331. “Let’s have another round tonight!”

332. “I don’t know just where I fit in.”

333. “Let’s get back to the basics.”

334. “I was falling in love.”

335. “You don’t come around here anymore.”

336. “When I put on my jeans jacket, I still think about you.”

337. “We were on top of the world.”

338. “I’m not missing you anymore.”

339. “You can keep that sweater.”

340. “Finally feels like I’m livin’ more than ever.”

341. “You know I’m only getting better, right?”

342. “No bad blood between us?”

343. “I want you back.”

344. “One glance is all it took.”

345. “Baby, give me one more chance.”

346. “Won’t you please let me back in your heart.”

347. “Oh darling, I was blind.”

348. “Trying to live without you, love, is one more sleepless night.”

349. “Please allow me to be your anti-depressant.”

350. “Tonight, we’ll both go M.I.A.”

351. “Waking up to kiss you.”

352. “If the whole world was watching, I’d still dance with you.”

353. “The only truth, everything comes back to you.”

354. “It’s so hard.”

355. “I’m just gonna say, you’ll never see me in the kitchen.”

356. “I just have trust issues.”

357. “No, you can not change me.”

358. “Baby, I’m working.”

359. “Brace yourself. It’s not good.”

360. “I don’t know what to do.”

361. “I cried when I got that phone call.”

362. “This has got to be the hardest thing I think I’ll ever have to do.”

363. “I’m not ready for a kid!”

364. “She’s mine.”

364. “We keep loving anyway.”

365. “I’m willing to wait for it.”

366. “You found me!”

367. “My love is a breath taker.”

368. “Hope you remember me.”

369. “Look at the stars!”

370. “Take those skin and bones and turn it into something beautiful.”

I weighed in at 181 this morning, 7 pounds up from my lowest weight back in April.

Tbh, I’m not really discouraged at all! I almost maintained in the 170s, and my eating was as close to perfect as it’ll ever be when I saw 174 on the scale, and that isn’t sustainable in the long-run. AND the clothes that I was wearing (looking at you, size 12 dress pants that I’m so happy finally fit!) still fit just fine. I’m wearing the jeans from the pic in my header right now and they look exactly the same, so we good 😊

SO! On to July with regular weigh-ins again on Friday’s :)

Frank the Tank

A/N: An anon request for a comfort fic where the reader comes home and Spencer can tell by her face that she’s had a bad day. Comfort/fluff @coveofmemories

Warnings: Losing a Pet

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You loved your job as a vet tech. You really did. There was almost nothing better than going to work, playing with, feeding and taking care of cute puppies, and then coming home to your boyfriend of two years. But with all the good, came those days where you had to be in the room when someone was losing a member of their family. Today had been a day - three senior dogs needed to be transported over the rainbow bridge, and you were in the room every time, sobbing right alongside the family members. When it came to putting dogs down, you always felt the need to stay in the room with the family; let them know they weren’t alone. But it definitely took a lot out of you. Taking a deep breath, you walked up to the door and slowly turned the knob, the energy completely drained out of you.

“Oh, you had a bad day, didn’t you?” Spencer asked the second you opened the door. He was sitting on the couch reading a book after getting home at around 5 o’clock. Just as he was driving home, you had to go out for an emergency at the office, so at 7 o’clock you were finally able to return home. “What happened?” he asked.

“I had to let three dogs go today,” you sniffled, your eyes filling with emotion as you remembered the babies you’d been with today - a german shepherd, a K9 officer with the FBI as a matter of fact, a poodle, belonging to an elderly couple, and a bulldog, whose owner was a big, burly man you’d never expect to see crying - but he had sobbed as he let go of his best friend - probably the worst out of anyone. Spencer just listened as you recounted your day, gently rubbing your back as you teared up again. “It’s just days like today that make me hate what I do.”

Reaching over, he grabbed your legs and pulled you into his lap, allowing you to  rest your head on his chest. You always found it calming to listen to his heartbeat. “I’m so sorry,” he said, smoothing your hair down while you closed your eyes. “But you do something that takes a lot of compassion to do. You make sure they aren’t in pain anymore and more importantly you make the families feel like they aren’t alone.” 

He always knew just the right thing to say. While these kinds of days came around fairly often unfortunately, you did feel better about helping people through such a difficult time. Plus, this sadness rarely outweighed the good days - the playful pounces on your chest as they came in for the first time, the excitement for treats, the learning commands - it filled your heart with joy. Days like these were just a payment for the rest of it - the universe’s subtle way of balancing things out. “I know,” you sighed. “Thank you. It just all happened at once today.”

Spencer had asked you out two years ago. Within the year, he’d asked you to move in with him. And recently, you’d been talking about getting a dog. “You want to maybe look at dogs?” he asked with a smile. “We’ve been talking about getting one and looking at dogs always makes you happy.”

That made you smile. “Yesssss,” you said. “We’re still thinking of a pittie right?” For the longest time, you’d wanted a pitbull. A friend of yours had one when you were growing up and she was the sweetest dog in existence. Since then, you knew you wanted one of your own eventually, and Spencer seemed to really like the idea of a pitbull. 

“Definitely,” he said, reaching over to the side table to grab his laptop and turn it on. “I really like the gray ones.” You did too, but you tended to have to buy those and you really wanted to adopt. There were so many puppies that were between the ages of 1 and 2 that got thrown to the side for even younger dogs, so the thought of buying a puppy when there were other dogs that needed a home didn’t sit well with you. “If we find one of those that needs adopting, I’m probably going to fall in love with it, but I know you want to adopt.”

As you scrolled through the myriad of pitbull rescues in the area, your sadness from the day’s events slowly slipped away. How could you be sad when you were looking at the adorable faces of so many pitties that needed a home. “Oh my god,” you said, pointing towards a gray one named Lira, “what about her? Click on her.”

Excitedly, Spencer clicked on the picture of the six-year-old female pit. She was beautiful, but when you looked at the bio on her, it said that she wasn’t good with kids and both of you agreed that you’d be getting married and starting a family soon, so whatever dog you did adopt needed to be good with children. A little disappointed, Spencer clicked back and continued to scroll down the page until you found a the cutest mug ever. You clapped and pointed while Spencer clicked on the picture. “Do you realize how big this dog is?” he asked in amazement. Despite the question, you could see on his face that he liked him as much as you did. “His name is Frank.”

“Please tell me that’s short for Frank the Tank,” you laughed. At over 110 pounds, Frank was enormous. He’d been used as a bait dog as a puppy, but had been rescued in a bust. While other puppies from that raid had been adopted out already, Frank was consistently left behind because he was so big.  He was one of the the biggest pitbulls in the state apparently. “It says he’s great with kids. It’s just that parents are scared of him. But he’s mushy. And he thinks he’s a lap dog, and he likes this purple donut toy. He’s only 4. Spence, can we go look at him this weekend? Please!?” you begged, kicking your feet around like a two-year-old. “I wanna go meet Frank.”

He seemed a little hesitant, but the look on your face must’ve changed his mind; you were definitely pouting. “Sure,” he drew out, “We can go meet him this weekend, but we really have to make sure that he’s actually good with kids of all ages before we do anything, because if he’s not good with babies…”

“Then obviously we can’t,” you finished. “I agree. But look, he’s so cute!”

“He really is,” he said, scrolling through the various pictures of Frank with his favorite purple donut toy. “I can’t believe how enormous he is.”

You’d seen an even bigger one on the news. “Have you heard of Hulk?”

“As in the fictional superhero created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, who first appeared in the debut issue of the comic book The Incredible Hulk in May 1962 published by Marvel Comics?” he laughed.

He probably memorized that from somewhere - your big-brained dork. “No, dork. I mean, the over 170-pound pitbull, the largest ever on record.” His mouth dropped open, immediately looking up a picture of one of the largest pitbulls ever recorded. “Apparently he’s one of the sweetest dogs in the world and he’s great with the couple’s young son, so maybe that will mean good things for Frank the Tank.”

“What if his name isn’t Frank the Tank?” he laughed, already liking the moniker you’d given to the dog you didn’t have yet. “You still going to use the full name?” 

“Yes,” you said straight-faced. “He’s 110 pounds. His name is Frank. He’s a tank. He’s Frank the Tank.”

300 writing prompts

 A/N: So I don’t know exactly where I found this list but credit to the owner. I plan on uploading a quick imagine every Saturday night. Each prompt will be written to fit one of the 5sos members in the order Luke, Ashton, Calum, Michael. If you guess end up liking what I’m doing then I might upload two a week instead. Hope you all enjoy :-)

- [ ] 1. I don’t even know. who I am without you.

-  [ ] 2. The way you flirt is just shameful.

- [ ] 3. I’m flirting with you

- [ ] 4. You don’t need to protect me.

- [ ] 5. You can’t even look at me!

- [ ] 6. Stop looking at me like that!

- [ ] 7. You make a good pillow.

- [ ] 8. Does he know about the baby?

- [ ] 9. I had a nightmare about you and I wanted to make sure you were okay.

- [ ] 10. All I wanted was the truth.

- [ ] 11. Why are you pushing me away?

- [ ] 12. didn’t realize I needed your permission.

- [ ] 13. I can’t believe you talked me into this.

- [ ] 14. Nobody can trust me to do anything important!

- [ ] 15. I fall for the worst ones.

- [ ] 16. You make me feel like I’m not good enough.

- [ ] 17. Come over here and make me.

- [ ] 18. Stop thinking about him/her/them.

- [ ] 19. You’re beautiful/handsome, and I’m not the only one that thinks that.

- [ ] 20. I need your forgiveness.

- [ ] 21. If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.

- [ ] 22. You’re the only one I can trust.

- [ ] 23. Kiss me.

- [ ] 24. I love you.

- [ ] 25. I told you not to fall in love with me.

- [ ] 26. I forgive a lot, but I never forget what’s said and done.

- [ ] 27. Please shut up. I can’t stand how appealing your voice is.

- [ ] 28. Shut up. Just shut up.

- [ ] 29. Again?

- [ ] 30. I’ve been in love with you my entire life.

- [ ] 31. I’m tired of being your secret.

- [ ] 32. You know,it’s okay to cry.

- [ ] 33. I think we should have another.

- [ ] 34. Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?

- [ ] 35. Go on,tell me. Tell me you don’t love me.

- [ ] 36. You can’t leave me in the dark. You have to tell me these things.

- [ ] 37. Twins? We’re…we’re having twins?!

- [ ] 38. If he’s going to treat you like shit I’m going to kick his ass.

- [ ] 39. I just want to be alone right now.

- [ ] 40. Those things you said yesterday did you mean them?

- [ ] 41. You haven’t even touched. you food.

- [ ] 42. What’s going on?

- [ ] 43. If you don’t want to talk about what happened, then say so. Don’t lie and say it’s fine.

- [ ] 44. Sometimes, there is nothing better than some good old-fashioned, no string attached fucking.

- [ ] 45. Stay in bed.

- [ ] 46. Stop laughing at me.

- [ ] 47. Just say that it is okay. I just need to hear you say it.

- [ ] 48. I love you and I am terrified.

- [ ] 49. Why does it hurt so much?

- [ ] 50. I can’t promise you that…

- [ ] 51. Promise me you will come back…I need you to promise me.

- [ ] 52. I missed you.

- [ ] 53. Do you trust me?

- [ ] 54. Don’t look at me like that.

- [ ] 55. You’re the most amazing, incredible, beautiful being I’ve ever met.

- [ ] 56. I’ll find her and bring her home, I promise.

- [ ] 57. You embarrassed me this evening.

- [ ] 58. I couldn’t do it…one look in their eyes and I knew I couldn’t kill them. For that I am sorry.

- [ ] 59. Did you enjoy yourself last night?

- [ ] 60. I am not losing you again.

- [ ] 61. Why don’t they just kiss already?

- [ ] 62. You know, it hurt when I realized that you’re not in love with me. But nothing can compare to the pain I felt when I saw you fall in love with her.

- [ ] 63. I am different now.

- [ ] 64. You left without saying goodbye…I hate you for that.

- [ ] 65. I loved you and then you were gone…and I knew I lost you.

- [ ] 66. None of that matters now.

- [ ] 67. Please say something.

- [ ] 68. I shouldn’t have come.

- [ ] 69. It was a mistake coming here.

- [ ] 70. You hate me and I do not know why?!

- [ ] 71. Take your fill.

- [ ] 72. Is that a challenge?

- [ ] 73. What the hell was that?!

- [ ] 74. Mind if I cut in?

- [ ] 75. Did I stutter?

- [ ] 76. Why are you being so nice to me all of a sudden?

- [ ] 77. Why are you covered in mud?

- [ ] 78. I can’t…I can’t lose you.

- [ ] 79. You’ll be the death of me.

- [ ] 80. Come back to bed.

- [ ] 81. You are so tiny compared to me.

- [ ] 82. Can I kiss you?

- [ ] 83. Bring your pretty little butt over here.

- [ ] 84. Why are you dressed like that?

- [ ] 85. You deserve so much better.

- [ ] 86. You have the most amazing eyes.

- [ ] 87. You know, it’s okay to cry.

- [ ] 88. That’s distracting.

- [ ] 89. That isn’t appropriate.

- [ ] 90. Is it possible to love too much?

- [ ] 91. Promise me you’ll look after your father.

- [ ] 92. How long has it been?

- [ ] 93. This relationship used to be all about communication! What ever happened to that?

- [ ] 94. If you walk out that door, you’re no longer one of us. You’ll be one of them and that means I’ll treat you like one of them.

- [ ] 95. I left everything for this, I left it all…for you!

- [ ] 96. Look at me—just breathe, okay?

- [ ] 97. I’m sick of being USELESS!

- [ ] 98. I almost lost you.

- [ ] 99. I wish I could hate you.

- [ ] 100. Tell me a secret.

- [ ] 101. No one needs to know.102. I don’t want to have a baby!

- [ ] 103. Did you enjoy yourself last night?

- [ ] 104. Are you kidding me? We are not fine!

- [ ] 105. You’ve only heard his side of the story. You never asked for mine.

- [ ] 106. Well, this is where I live.

- [ ] 107. You make me feel like I’m not good enough.

- [ ] 108. For some reason I’m attracted to you.

- [ ] 109. I think I picked up your coffee by mistake.

- [ ] 110. All I wanted was you honesty.

- [ ] 111. Why do you keep pushing me away?

- [ ] 112. I can’t explain it right now, but I need you to trust me.

- [ ] 113. I’ve never felt this way before…and it scares out of me.

- [ ] 114. Don’t fucking touch me!

- [ ] 115. Are you really taking his side against me?

- [ ] 116. Wait a second are you jealous?

- [ ] 117. I wish I could hate you.

- [ ] 118. I’m sorry if this upsets you, but I’m going to marry him/her.

- [ ] 119. This is by far the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of coarse I’m in.

- [ ] 120. You’re the only one I can trust to do this.

- [ ] 121. I thought you were dead.

- [ ] 122. This isn’t about you. It’s about what’s best for all of us.

- [ ] 123. I love you, you asshole.

- [ ] 124. You did this for me?

- [ ] 125. You can’t protect me.

- [ ] 126. You know I wouldn’t do this if I had any other choice.

- [ ] 127. Promise me you’ll look after your mom.

- [ ] 128. I’m so stupid to make mistake of falling in love with my best friend.

- [ ] 129. Stop talking about the past, I could be dead in a matter of hours…make me up a future.

- [ ] 130. The way you flirt is just shameful.

- [ ] 131. I waited and waited, but you never came back.

- [ ] 132. You never told me you had a fucking twin.

- [ ] 133. I want to go back to before…

- [ ] 134. I just wanted and easy day with me girlfriend/boyfriend. What’s so wrong with that?

- [ ] 135. Go then, leave! See if I care!

- [ ] 136. Why are you up so early?

- [ ] 137. Please,take me instead!

- [ ] 138. You braided his hair?

- [ ] 139. She’s been missing since Friday and you’re not worried.

- [ ] 140. Have you lost you damn mind?!

- [ ] 141. Please. don’t argue. You have to leave right now, you aren’t safe here.

- [ ] 142. I’m your daughter.

- [ ] 143. I’m not surprised that you murdered him.

- [ ] 144. Is there a special reason, as to why you’re wearing my shirt?

- [ ] 145. Am I supposed to be scared of you?

- [ ] 146. Don’t use me as an example. I wasn’t a good kid.

- [ ] 147. I can’t say I see how I’m supposed to love you more than I already do.

- [ ] 148. I know you’ve given me a million second chances and I’ll never take you for granted.

- [ ] 149. Everything that doesn’t make sense about me, makes sense when I’m with you.

- [ ] 150. You need to tell me what you need me to be.

- [ ] 151. I always want to come home to you.

- [ ] 152. Even after all this time, I’m still a fool for you.

- [ ] 153. Cause words don’t make what I make with you.

- [ ] 154. I love you…just not in that way.

- [ ] 155. You are my first choice.

- [ ] 156. Will you still love me in the morning?

- [ ] 157. You were the worst thing that happened to me.

- [ ] 158. I finally have the strength to leave, and I am.

- [ ] 159. I just feel like you don’t love me anymore.

- [ ] 160. I can’t go on this way.

- [ ] 161. Who is it? Who are you seeing behind my back?

- [ ] 162. I love you too much to watch you leave me slowly.

- [ ] 163. Don’t you dare die on me.

- [ ] 164. The car crash took your life but the funeral took mine.

- [ ] 165. I miss you and I miss her.

- [ ] 166. Things just aren’t the same.

- [ ] 167. I’m glad I’m leaving.

- [ ] 168. You never saw my bags be packed, but you sure saw them in the living room before I left.

- [ ] 169. I can’t breathe in your arms anymore.

- [ ] 170. Our love isn’t love anymore.

- [ ] 171. It’s hard to resist a bad boy who’s a good man.

- [ ] 172. If you’re looking for the full deal, the till-death deal, then look at me. No one’s ever going to love you, stick by you, understand how you work the way I do.

- [ ] 173. The wounded recognized the wounded.

- [ ] 174. What I wanted. I wanted you to fight for me. I wanted you to say there’s no one else you could ever be with, and that you’d rather be alone than without me.

- [ ] 175. I am not pushing you away I’m holding on for dear life but I need you to need me back.

- [ ] 176. Why won’t you ever just let me all the way in?

- [ ] 177. You’re the moon of my life, that’s all I need to know and if this is a dream I will kill the man that tries to wake me.

- [ ] 178. I don’t want to get over her, I want to be with her.

- [ ] 179. Oh I’m sorry did my back hurt your knife?

- [ ] 180. Sometimes I think that we waste our words and we waste our moments. And we don’t take the time to say the things that are in our hearts when we have the chance.

- [ ] 181. I’m afraid this conversation is going to end in goodbye.

- [ ] 182. Don’t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.

- [ ] 183. I love you. I am in love with you. I have tried to kill it to runaway from it but I can’t and I don’t want to anymore.

- [ ] 184. Don’t act like I didn’t fight for you. I did.Hard. And for a long time. So forgive me if now that we’re over I’m exhausted.

- [ ] 185. Maybe I’m just supposed to let you go now, but I can’t. Because I can’t lose everything I have all at once.

- [ ] 186. I waited. I was here. Where were you?

- [ ] 187. I’m not leaving here without you.

- [ ] 188. Pick me. Choose me. Love me.

- [ ] 189. Don’t you give up on me now; we’ve come to far and I love you way too much to lose you now.

- [ ] 190. Someone told me once that to create true art you must be willing to bleed and let others watch.

- [ ] 191. I promised myself that if you came home I wouldn’t be afraid to tell you how I felt. But I’m still afraid. Because I can’t make you love me back.

- [ ] 192. I want your body. I want your mouth. I want your laugh and your funny faces. I want your friendship and your inspirational thoughts. And I want you to come with me when I go.

- [ ] 193. I have waited so long for you to want me. If you don’t hold me tight I won’t believe you mean it, and that’s worse than never being held at all.

- [ ] 194. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no.

- [ ] 195. Please don’t leave me. Everyone always leaves.

- [ ] 196. Here, let me see.

- [ ] 197. Don’t look down.

- [ ] 198. I’m sorry I yelled at you…

- [ ] 199. Will you just hold still?

- [ ] 200. This isn’t just about you…

- [ ] 201. What’s behind your back.

- [ ] 202. When you’re happy, I’m happy.

- [ ] 203. I wish this moment could last forever…

- [ ] 204. There’s a leaf in your hair.

- [ ] 205. I think I twisted my ankle…

- [ ] 206. Why are you giving me such a hard time about this?

- [ ] 207. Look into my eyes what do you see?

- [ ] 208. Of course you’d believe that.

- [ ] 209. Your hands are so much larger than mine.

- [ ] 210. Shh, they’ll hear us.

- [ ] 211. It doesn’t look like you’ll need stitches.

- [ ] 212. Remember when you used to care?

- [ ] 213. Why didn’t you text me back?

- [ ] 214. Will you just tell me the truth?

- [ ] 215. You’re too damn cute.

- [ ] 216. Why are you laughing?

- [ ] 217. That stuff can’t be good for you.

- [ ] 218. This will only take a second…

- [ ] 219. Don’t look at me like that!

- [ ] 220. This tastes bitter.

- [ ] 221. Your think you could do better?

- [ ] 222. Isn’t this a gorgeous view?

- [ ] 223. You’ve been so selfish lately!

- [ ] 224. Anything but that!

- [ ] 225. Why did you think that was a good idea?

- [ ] 226. Stop it, you’re embarrassing me.

- [ ] 227. You’re eyes are red…were you crying?

- [ ] 228. We’re running low on time here.

- [ ] 229. You’ve got something on your cheek.

- [ ] 230. If I could just get you to understand…

- [ ] 231. Don’t move,it’ll be okay

- [ ] 232. Hey, don’t raise your voice at me!

- [ ] 233. Let’s take a deep breath.

- [ ] 234. Come on, it wasn’t that bad.

- [ ] 235. You call that music?

- [ ] 236. Damn auto-correct!

- [ ] 237. You can’t have it both ways.

- [ ] 238. I’ve made a huge mistake.

- [ ] 239. Don’t worry about it, everyone screws up.

- [ ] 240. You can’t do that!

- [ ] 241. If you love it so much, then why don’t you marry it?

- [ ] 242. We go on three…

- [ ] 243. I’m not bothering you am I?

- [ ] 244. I didn’t know you could do that.

- [ ] 245. I forgot you used to like this stuff.

- [ ] 246. It wouldn’t be the first time you broke a promise.

- [ ] 247. You know how I feel about birthdays.

- [ ] 248. You can’t ask me to do that.

- [ ] 249. Oh, you scared me!

- [ ] 250. You’re jealous, aren’t you.

- [ ] 251. You really…that’s not exactly meant to be eaten.

- [ ] 252. This is my favorite song!

- [ ] 253. You’re so drunk.

- [ ] 254. It doesn’t matter, I’m not leaving you.

- [ ] 255. It’s just that…well my favorite character just died,

- [ ] 256. Don’t be stupid.

- [ ] 257. Of coarse I love you.

- [ ] 258. Don’t you ever do that again!

- [ ] 259. Have you ever thought

- [ ] 260. about…like…us?

- [ ] 260. If we die, I’m going to kill you.

- [ ] 261. I can’t believe you’d do something like this!

- [ ] 262. I’ve been looking everywhere for you.

- [ ] 263. You’re my favorite muse.

- [ ] 264. Don’t worry about it, I got it.

- [ ] 265. I promise, it’s just this once.

- [ ] 266. You owe me.

- [ ] 267. What, you’re scared I’ll kick you ass again?

- [ ] 268. Is that my shirt?

- [ ] 269. Wanna go for a drive?

- [ ] 270. You’ve got to be kidding me!

- [ ] 271. Fancy meeting you here.

- [ ] 272. You have no idea what you’ve gotten yourself into, do you?

- [ ] 273. Well this is awkward.

- [ ] 274. Give it back!

- [ ] 275. Do you think you could just please go one day without pissing me off?

- [ ] 276. Why are you crying?

- [ ] 277. Just this once, okay?

- [ ] 278. You’re really soft.

- [ ] 279. Is it possible to love too much?

- [ ] 280. I’ll always be there to protect you.

- [ ] 281. The stars look especially lovely tonight.

- [ ] 282. May I have this dance?

- [ ] 283. I can’t stop thinking about you.

- [ ] 284. All I want is you.

- [ ] 285. You look incredible in that.

- [ ] 286. Sometimes I just can’t control myself around you.

- [ ] 287. Do you believe in love at first sight?

- [ ] 288. I think I’m in love.

- [ ] 289. I’d like if you stayed.

- [ ] 290. I have never felt this way about anyone.

- [ ] 291. Can I kiss you?

- [ ] 292. I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy sox.

- [ ] 293. My parents are coming over in ten minutes so please put your clothes on.

- [ ] 294. I’m really drunk, please help me.

- [ ] 295. This is probably a bad time, but marry me?

- [ ] 296. We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about.

- [ ] 297. I think you might be pregnant.

- [ ] 298. Shh…I’m sleeping.

valentinecult  asked:

Wouldn't Izuna be also a potentially good teacher to Ramlethal and Elphelt in terms of tapping into the power of the Backyard and gaining an influence on the world? They are Backyard Residents and have great potential, right? Secondly, wouldn't Slayer be interested in making That Man his rival as well? That Man's magic could give Slayer a good fight that he is looking for.

The case with Izuna is unclear yet, but his ability is similar to Tuning, which Kum Haehyun is a practitioner of.  It should be interesting if those two ever meet.

Slayer is mostly interested in sating his boredom through fighting, he isn’t particularly interested in Human Affairs or Magic to the extent that he’d be heavily involved, and even reminds Millia of this fact.

Slayer also wouldn’t dare interrupt a feud grudge that has been building up for 170 years!  He’d sooner watch it unfold!

He has considered Sol an “old friend” for a long time now, and isn’t about to take away his reason for revenge.

While he did meet with Asuka some time ago to “get a feel for him”, Slayer was unable to discern Asuka’s motivations, chalking it up to Human whims.

If Sol and Asuka manage to “survive” their feud, that may be a different story.  In such case, Slayer definitely wants to learn what human “answers” they find when things are settled.

Slayer’s current focus is Zato, who has transformed in to a child-like savant.  He is particularly interested in how Zato is rediscovering the meanings of “value” and “motivation”, as it may hold the key to “saving” Slayer’s lineage of immortals.

More than Friends?

Originally posted by insaneontheboeshane

FANDOM: Marvel
CHARACTER: Steve Rogers/Captain America, Reader
RATING: T
WORD COUNT: 2,500 ( from the bottom of my heart, my bad )

SUMMARY: Tony is, for once, not a cockblock.


Standing in the elevator on your way to the downstairs kitchen of Stark Tower, you realized something.

Sharon Carter was perfect.  

Her blonde hair was always perfectly curled, collared shirt perfectly ironed and buttoned, voice always perfectly level and flirty and everything that yours wasn’t.  Even worse, it was so, so goddamn hard to hate her; you’d never seen her act unkindly or lose her temper.  

And the way Steve looked at her, eyes alight and smiling slightly, leaning in whenever she spoke.  Whenever she make a joke, he’d laugh like she’d said the funniest thing he’d ever heard.  

Did Steve ever look at you, his best friend, like that?

You wondered what it would be like to have Steve be interested in you in that sort of way, but that was impossible.  Sharon was a crack-shot with a handgun and could take down 2 trained fighters at once.  You worked with Tony in tech and maybe could type 170 words per minute on a good day.  Yes, you and Steve had history, but Carter was a knockout.  To compare you to Sharon would be like comparing a vulture to a swan.  

“Hey, Y/N, do you want us to pick anything up for you?” asks a feminine voice. 

Speak of the devil.

Sharon and Steve stepped into the elevator with you, smiles on their faces as if they’d been having the most wonderful conversation together.  

“Oh,” you start, blinking.  “No, I’m alright, thanks.”

“You sure?” asks Steve furrowing his brows.  “It wouldn’t be any trouble at all.  You’ve gotta be sick of Tony’s food.”

“I’ll survive,” you reply all-too-cheerfully.  Your running shorts and t-shirt and unbrushed hair contrast sharply with Sharon’s pristine white collared shirt and heels.  “I don’t think he’s contaminated the eggs, yet,” you grin.  

Steve and Sharon laugh, remembering the time Stark experimented on the contents of the fridge, then forgot which foods he’d messed with.  Steve looks great, as usual, dressed casually in jeans and a gray hoodie.  You’ve worn that hoodie before, watching movies in your room with him and catching him up on all the important aspects of pop culture, notably Star Wars.

“Good thing we have you to keep him in line,” chuckles Steve.  “This place would be a mess without you.”

The elevator doors chime open at the bottom floor, and the three of you get out. 

“I’ll grab you an omlette,” calls Steve, waving over his shoulder at you.  You smile, shaking your head as you wave back, then turn towards the entrance to the kitchen.

The two of them can be perfect together, you thought miserably, shuffling towards the stainless steel fridge.  The image of Steve accompanying Sharon out the doors of Stark Tower to grab lunch together was ingrained in your memory as you closed the refrigerator door slightly harder than you intended.  

“You want me to pull that stick out of your ass?” calls Tony, leaning his hand on a kitchen countertop and taking a sip from a mug of coffee with the words, “I AM IRON MAN” plastered on the front.  

“So helpful,” you snarked, drinking straight out of the bottle of juice.  

“We aren’t Cro-magnons here,” chides your boss, grinning exaggeratedly as he opens a cabinet and hands you a glass.  “Actually, maybe you are.  I can’t tell just from looking at you.”

You shoot him a look and pour the orange juice into the cup, putting the jug back into the fridge, then sullenly take a drink.  

“What’s your beef?  What’s the problem?  The issue?” fires off Tony, speaking rapidly.  

“I haven’t eaten breakfast,” you lie.  “I’m heading out right now.”

“You wouldn’t rather help me design my next suit?” he asks, raising an eyebrow.  “It’s for an important person.”

You roll your eyes and take another swig of juice.  Tony immediately catches your drift.  

“No, not me, even though I am important.  Whaddya say?”

“Sure,” you respond glumly.  Even Tony has a special someone.  

“There we go,” he grins, clapping an arm around your shoulders and steering you out of the room towards the elevator.  “I tend to have a positive emotional effect on people.”

“Uh-huh,” you reply, flashing him a quick smile to reassure him that everything’s nothing’s wrong.  

You can’t quite focus on what Tony’s saying as you wait to get to his workshop’s floor.  Steve and Sharon sitting next to each other at team bonding nights.  Steve and Sharon laughing together.  Steve proposing to Sharon.  Steve and Sharon’s wedding invitation in your hands.  Steve and Sharon at the altar.  Y/N with 40 cats.

“And here she is,” crows Tony, gesturing widely to a replica of his own suit.  

“Wait, why does this need design advice?”

“Because, Y/N, it’s for a female, and given that I have a dick, importantly, a big di-”

“Okay, okay, I get it,” you groan, trying not to smile as you slap a hand over your face.  “Female aesthetic advice.  Got it.  Pepper?”

“Think intelligent, funny, and in control.“

“Got it.  Let’s go.”


After a few of hours, you volunteer to grab a couple of drinks for you and Tony.  Working with the suits is exhausting both physically and mentally, and you always end up sweaty.  

You head down twenty or so floors to the kitchen, grabbing a couple of lemonades and a bag of skittles.  (”No, Tony, you can’t have beer at three in the afternoon.”)

Waiting in the elevator on the way back up, you check your phone.  

TONY: Hurry, I have a surprise for you ;)

Y/N: you didn’t

Y/N: the suit??

TONY: ;)

Y/N: 2 min

A smile creeps over your face as you stride out of the elevator, down the hall, and into the workshop, beaming as you see – Sharon in the suit?

She’s laughing as the face mask peels back, Steve and Tony grinning admiringly up at her.  

“It fits perfectly!” she bubbles, teeth pearly white as she laughs.  

“Stark Tech.  I designed it to fit any wearer.  Female, wearer,” he adds.  

Steve turns around, face lighting up as he sees you.  

“Y/N!  I ended up grabbing you an omelette,” he blushes, briefly averting his eyes.  

“Oh,” you breathe, trying to hold yourself together as you take the white takeout box from his hands.  Ignoring the fact that his fingers linger on your own until you pull the box into your chest, you plaster a wide smile on your face and change your voice to sound peppier.  “Thanks, Steve.”

His smile fades a bit, but he still looks happy.  

“Y/N, you’re a genius!” calls Sharon, waving mechanically at you from inside of the suit you had been designing only fifteen minutes ago.  The two of them must have come up while you were in the kitchen grabbing snacks.  “This is amazing!”  

“It was all Tony,” you reply, smiling politely.  “I just tweaked the exterior.”

“It looks great,” adds Steve, gazing at the machine admiringly.  “Would you mind if I drew it?” he asks, cheeks tinging a slight pink.  Sharon looks at you excitedly.  

“Yeah, go right ahead.”  You notice Tony hasn’t said a word, and instead has been watching you curiously for the past five minutes. “I’ve gotta take a call,” you lie.  “Sharon, the suit looks great on you,” you add, putting on a smile as your voice cracks slightly on the last word.  

Tony opens his mouth, but before he can say anything, you’re out the door and watching the elevator doors close from the inside as you press the button for the ground floor.

You start walking towards Central Park; it takes you a little over twenty minutes to get there after you almost get hit by an errant driver.  On the way, you realize you’re still clutching the omelette box, so you plop tiredly down onto a bench and open the lid.  

Despite the shitty mood you’re in, the food is admittedly delicious.  Steve had somehow remembered you liked tomatoes and bell peppers and extra cheese, and made sure to include it in your meal.  

Throwing the box into the trashcan next to you, you lean back into the bench and take a deep breath.  Someone sits down next to you, so you keep your eyes trained on the busy street about fifty feet in front of you.  A jogger runs by, then a tall man in a tux, then a family of four.  Tourists, probably.  Yellow cabs weave between sports cars and the occasional bicyclist, the sounds of horns honking and the chatter of pedestrians filling the air with noise.  

“Are you okay?”  You turn, startled, to your left to look at the person who’d sat down next to you only five minutes ago.  

“Steve?  What are you doing here?”

“You seemed flustered when you left,” he replies sheepishly.  “I wanted to make sure you were okay.”

“Just a long day,” you sigh, trying to smile.  “I was going to head back anyway.”

Steve licks his lips like he’s nervous, leaning against the backrest of the bench.  The smell of musky cologne and chocolate is intoxicating, and you can’t believe you hadn’t noticed it before.  Before, only 21 days ago, when you were closer than this.

“Do you want to talk about it?  It’d stay between us,” he adds, blue eyes hopeful.  

God damn it, Rogers, I can never say no to you.

“You’d do that for me?”

“Absolutely,” he grins, watching you turn to face him and move your feet onto the bench with your arms around your knees.  

“There’s been so much to do lately with Pietro being back and Tony making more suits.  And I found out a few weeks ago that the guy I like is interested in someone else.”  

You glance up at him from your shoes to see that his smile has fallen.  

“For who?”  Pressing your lips gently together, you look back at the busy street and the people milling around.  

You brainstorm adjectives to describe Sharon in a subtle and not-rude way.  

“She’s gorgeous and smart, for starters.  I’ve met maybe four guys who weren’t attracted to her, and to top it all off, she’s a complete badass.”

“She sounds like someone I know,” Steve responds, voice trailing off at the end.  

Motherfucking shithead on a stick. He knows.  He knows I like him.  Time to move to fucking Antarctica and die with the goddamn penguins.

Any guy would be blind to pass you over,” Steve says quietly and firmly, eyes meeting yours.  “I don’t know why he would choose her.”

“Me neither,” you sigh in relief.  Your phone pings from your pocket, revealing a text from Tony.  

TONY: as much as i like to watch you leave, I’d rather see your pretty face in your new suit in t-minus ten minutes.  

“I’ve gotta head back,” you apologize, standing up.  “Duty calls.”  

Steve walks with you back to the Tower, and the two of you catch up.  It feels good to have Steve back, to have your best friend back after three weeks of Sharon-induced separation.  

As you walk down the hall towards the entrance to the workshop, he pauses and turns to face you.  

“Y/N, I know for the past few weeks, I haven’t had the chance to spend as much time with you as I wanted.”  He swallows, eyes meeting yours again.  “If you ever want to talk, I’d honestly love to listen.”

You can’t help but smile, this time genuinely.  Steve’s one of the kindest, most considerable people you’ve ever met, and he’s leaning in and you legitimately just might kiss him-

“Y/N!  You’re back!”  

Sharon and Tony are suddenly in the hallway with you and Steve, Tony wrapping his arm around your shoulders and steering you into the workshop, the door whirring shut behind you.  

“You have a thing for Capsicle.”  You shoot him a look, feeling a blush creep up your neck.  “Tell him.”

“No.”

Tony rolls his eyes and groans exasperatedly, leaning back against his worktable.  

“He and Sharon aren’t an item.  Steve’s a free man, Y/N, and I’m telling you, you have a chance.”

“Tony, shut up,” you respond sharply, ducking your head as your throat tightens.  “That’s not funny.”

He reaches out and grips your shoulder, using a finger to lift your chin.  

“I swear to God, any guy would be lucky to have you.  You’re the whole package, honey, and he knows it.”  You blink to keep back tears, staring at the ground and feeling like a piece of shit.  

“Y/N,” soothes Tony, uncharacteristically softly.  “I don’t make promises, but I can promise you that Steve has liked you since the moment he started talking to you.”

You pull him into a hug, tucking your face into Tony’s chest as he slowly wraps his arms around you.  

“Now that I’ve used up my kindness and purity for the day, I’m gonna tell you to go get him.”

You laugh, slowly at first.  

“Pure?”  He shrugs, a lopsided grin on his face.  

“I regrow my virginity every night.”  

“God damn it, Tony,” you snort, running a finger quickly across both of your eyes.  “I’ll talk to him after dinner.”


Dinner comes and goes all too quickly.  Sharon leaves shortly beforehand, leaving you, Tony, Steve, Clint, Nat, and Bruce to yourselves.  

You decide to go to your room to avoid talking to Steve, stepping inside the elevator and taking a deep breath as the doors start to close.  

“Y/N?”  Steve steps through the double doors, pausing in front of you as they close behind him.  He’s standing in front of the directory panel, so you can’t press the button to your floor.  

“I wanted to tell you that you might have the wrong idea about me and Sharon.”

“Oh,” you reply.  “I-That’s-Alright.”

“She’s beautiful and smart, and she’s a complete ‘badass’, like you said,” he says, and you feel your heart start to sink. 

You’re had one of the shittiest days of your life, and your best friend, the guy you’re half in love with, is telling you about the great qualities of Sharon Carter, secret agent extraordinaire.  

“But we’re just friends, and I didn’t want you to think we were partners.” 

Reaching around him, you press the button for your floor and feel the elevator start to rise.  

“Y/N-”

“Steve, please, stop,” you whisper, not trusting yourself to speak loudly or look him in the eye without crying.  “I think it’s really great you get along with Sharon.”

At this point, Steve looks like a kicked puppy, and his hand has moved into yours.  

“No, Y/N, I wasn’t trying to make you upset,” he murmurs apologetically.  “I wanted to ask you out on a date.  For coffee.” Your best friend rambles on.  “I think you’re the most beautiful and smart woman I’ve ever met, and I know we haven’t spent as much time together as I wanted, so I was going to ask you if you wanted to be something more-”

Reaching up to cup his face, you kiss him, feeling him lean into you and wrap his arms around your waist until you pull back for air.  

“I-I had a speech planned out,” he smiles, sheepishly pulling a folded piece of paper out of his pocket.  

“Why don’t you read it to me tomorrow over coffee?” you grin, spirits soaring.  

“I’d like that,” he smiles, holding your hand and walking you out of the elevator to your room.  


EPILOGUE:

Tony grins smugly at the dining table as he watches the video feed from the security camera in the elevator.  Everyone else is crowded around him, smiling from ear to ear.  

The door behind them swings open, banging against the wall to reveal a breathless Pietro.

“What are you looking at?  What did I miss?”  

The Sokovian dodges the shoe that Clint throws at his head, zipping forward to look at Y/N and Steve pressed tightly against one another on the screen.  

“Oh.  I did not see that coming.”