165 days!

The first person I lost was my lover…
I cried for 165 days in a row and the first day I didn’t, I felt guilty; as if suffering somehow equated to love and the fact that I hadn’t cried meant I didn’t miss them enough and I never deserved them in the first place…
The next person I lost was my friend… Things happened… things went wrong… It felt like my whole life was falling apart and when all I wanted to do was turn to my best friend… I realized they were gone…
After that I lost my soulmate because I honestly think I lost a part of my soul. I’m not the same person anymore, a part of me is missing and I know I’ll never get it back…
And one day when I’m ready… I will lose one more person to the distant past… One day… I will lose the ghost of those three people.
The spectre I see sitting across from me at empty café tables, the one I turn to face at the punchline of every joke, and one I reach for in the within vast emptiness inside myself. One day that ever present shadow will fade away forever like the rest… but not yet. I‘m not ready to let that last echo fade… I’m still trying to reconcile the loss of the other three because they were all so much to lose…
And I lost them all within a single person.
—  Ranata Suzuki   “All the people I’ve lost”
In honour of Speak Your Language Day : 165 insults and other obscenities “à la française”

Abrutis
Analphabète
Andouille
Âne baté
Archéodendrite 
Arrière-faix de truie ladre !
Avorton
Baltringue
Barjot
Bécasse
Bélître
Blaireau
Bon sang (de bonsoir)
Bordel
Bougre d’âne / d’imbécile / de congre
Branleur
Branquignol / Branquignole
Brise-burnes
Butor
Canaille / Canaillou
Cancrelat
Casse-pieds / couilles / bonbons
Catin
Charogne
Cinglé
Clampin
Con / Conne  
Con comme un balai / un manche / une chaise / la lune / ses pieds…
Conchieur
Connard/ Connasse
Coquebert  ! 
Cornegidouille 
Couillon
Crasspouillard
Crétin (des Alpes)
Crevard 
Crevure
Croupion
Cuistre
Cul-terreux
Décérébré
Dépravé
Diantre
Don Juan de pissotière / en herbe / de pacotille
Ducon
Ecervelé
Ecornifleur
Ectoplasme (purulent)
Emmanché
Emmerdeur
Emplâtre
Enculé
Enculeur de mouches
Enflure
Enfoiré
Engeance débauchée
Face de pet / de rat
Faquin
Félon
Flagorneur 
Flute
Fourbe
Foutre Dieu
Fripouille
Fumier
Garce
Géménée de godinette
Géopyge 
Gibier de potence
Glandeur
Gourde
Gredin
Grigou
Grippeminaud 
Gueux
Guignol
Hérétique
Hurluberlu
Ironie de la création
Ivrogne
Je te conchie !
Jean-foutre
Jocrisse
Malandrin
Malapris
Malotru
Manant
Maquerelle
Maraud
Maroufle
Mauviette
Mécréant
Merdeux
Minable
Mince
Morbleu
Mordious
Mortecouille
Mouton de Panurge
Nodocéphale 
Nom de Dieu / d'un chien
Oiseau de mauvaise augure
Olibrius
Orchidoclaste
Ordure
Ostréipyge 
Palsambleu
Paltoquet
Panoufle
Parbleu
Peau de vache
Pendard 
Péquenaud
Pervers
Pétasse
Philistin
Pignouf
Pimbêche
Piqueniquedouille
Pleutre
Poivrot
Pouf
Poufiasse
Putain (de bordel de merde) !
Pute
Puterelle 
Raclure
Rastaquouère
Rat
Résidu de basse fosse !
Ribaude
Roi des cons
Roublard
Sac à vin / à foutre / à puce
Sacrebleu
Sagouin
Salaud
Sale trogne
Salopiaud
Saperlipopette
Scélérat
Schnok
Sinoque
Sous-merde
Suppôt de Satan 
Ta gueule !
Tartempion
Tartignole
Tas de fumier / de merde
Tocard
Tonnerre de Brest
Triple buse
Triste sire
Trou du cul / de balle
Troufion
Truand
Va nu pieds
Vaurien
Ventre saint-gris
Ventrebleu
Vermine
Vieille baderne / carne
Vieux fossile
Vipère
Zélateur


J’ai un jour de retard je sais, mais j’y ai pensé que ce matin après coup (en même temps c’est French Friday aujourd’hui …). J’ai ce fichier qui traîne dans mon bazar depuis un bout de temps déjà et ce n’est que maintenant que je me dis que c’est une occasion rêvée de le partager et d’en faire profiter tout le monde. Amis francophones de tous les horizons, vous avez naturellement la permission d’ajouter votre contribution à cette liste. 

I’m a day late I know, but it was an afterthought. I had this file somewhere for a while now. It was only this morning that I saw the opportunity to share it. Feel free to contribute to this list.

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Day 165/365: A song that you loved as a kid & continue to now even though it might not be considered “mature”

This song - this band - helped me through some shit growing up. Bands like MCR, Linkin Park, Papa Roach, FOB, 3DG… idk man, they kept me grounded. They were relatable for what I was feeling at that time and seemed to have a grasp or at least understand that typical teenage angst I was feeling along with the beginnings of my depression. A lot of people may look at this sort of stuff as somewhat immature and whiny, but honestly? It was exactly what I needed when I needed it.

Day 165, 166 Tekapo to Woodend 217k

I didn’t post anything yesterday, by the time we got the tents up and cooked pasta with baked beans, living the high life, I was knackered.

Yesterday started so well, sun was out and we purred along taking in the mountain ranges on both sides of the road. The wind was again a pain, in our face most of the way which slowed is down to 10KPH. I heard from a local they had some snow in the mountains yesterday. NZ summer baby! We headed for a campsite at Windwhistle, but when we got there were told it had closed, so decided to push on to a golf retreat some 8K away. I knew as soon as we entered the sweeping driveway it was a mistake. A huge country estate with lot of expensive cars in the car park. We didn’t even get to the door before we were “greeted” by the manager. He took one look at us and decided no room at the inn. I thought snobbery was exclusive to the British, clearly not. He went on to tell us the rooms were 350 NZD, about 200 pounds, like 2 blokes on cycles could not even dream to be able to pay that amount. Wanker!

We peddled away being blown by the wind a bit dejected and decided to to set up camp by the road, but hidden by some trees. They don’t call it Windwhistle for nothing, it blew so hard all my tent pegs came out of the ground in the night. At 6am I was woken by the shepherds dogs herding the sheep, time to move on.

Today’s ride was pretty dull, long straight roads. It does help having someone to share the work at the front and take the wind. We found a fantastic campsite on the beach and went for a swim/ paddle. Bloody freezing. The local tavern even pick us up and dropped us back to our tents after dinner, now that’s service! The more I speak to locals on the South Island the more I like them, everyone is so friendly.

Last day tomorrow with Ed, good guy. Cold, tired and wind blown last night, he tried to explain the advantages of Buddhism and meditation, I said Ed lets meditate on getting the bloody tea and pasta on my friend, I am starving!

Tomorrow I head back inland towards Picton. It should take 4 days to get there and the ferry to the North Island. I had planned to use highway 1, but that is still damaged from the recent earthquake.
Poem a day 165

Grumplebino


What’s a Grumplebino?

You are right to ask?

It’s the colour of a snork,

and the size of blasque.

It has a sharp pointed beak

just like a puzzer.

And half as many legs

as an amputee de’Guzzer.

It doesn’t have a tail,

but it does have a joper.

It has bone plates on its back

just like a gellymoper.

It has thrice as many horns

as your domesticated hoffer.

It belches sulfur smoke

like an inferno cougher.


If you’re hunting grumplebino

bring a mandala mask.

If you have more creature questions

go ahead and ask.

What is a snork?

Listen close my amigo,

It has the same colour

as your standard grumplebino…


-Adam Curtis

You Read Me Like a Book

jikook | rating: t (warning: language) | prompt #165 | day 20 | insp | ao3

“Can you please help me reach the book up there? I’m too short to reach it and you’re the hottest tall person I’ve seen around”

The university library has really really tall bookshelves, which kinda sucks for someone who’s short like Jimin.

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