150 notes

Updated masterlist #8

It’s that time again! 

All smut is indicated
(*) over 50 notes
(**) over 100 notes
(***) over 150 notes
(!) over 200 notes
(!!) over 300 notes
(!!!) over 500 notes

(^) over 1000 notes
(^^) over 2000 notes

(^^^) over 27,000 notes

Text AU

You confuse them with Meghan Trainor lyrics (!!)
You loose something stupid (!!)
Messaging the wrong boy (!!)
You love superheroes (!!)
Food mishaps with the baby (!)
you play hide and seek (!)
They think you are ignoring them (!)
Kitchen mishaps (!)
you buy a dog (!)
Harry Potter (***)
Kittens (***)
you give him a heart attack (***)
You have a bad day at school (***)
Calum finding out that you had a seizure but you left your phone at home (***)
You tell him you’re pregnant (***)
1st december (***)
Michael’s black hair (**)
supernatural 5sos part 2.5 (the other parts are found in preferences) (**)

Non smutty visuals

Imagine #1 (Calum) (**)
Imagine #2 (Michael) (*)
Imagine #3 (Ashton) (*)
Imagine #4 (Luke) (*)
Imagine #5 (Calum) (*)
Imagine #6 (Luke) (*)
Imagine #7 (Ashton) (**)
Imagine #8 (Michael) (*)
Imagine #9 (Calum) (**)

Preferences

you make him cum his pants *smut*  (!!!)
Bus Bunk mishaps  (!!)
You get in a car crash and lose your memory (!)
You get in a car crash and lose your memory part 2 (***)
He thinks you are cheating on him (!)
He thinks you are cheating on him part 2 (!)
Supernatural 5sos (!)
Supernatural 5sos part 2  (***)
Supernatural 5sos part 3  (**)
supernatural 5sos part 4  (**)
supernatural 5sos part 5 (**)
supernatural 5sos part 6 (*)
supernatural 5sos part 7 (*)
supernatural 5sos part 8 (*)
supernatural 5sos part 9 (*)
Pap problems  (!)
Shutting him out (***)
You’re his celebrity crush (***)
Camp half blood AU   (**)
Camp Half-blood part 2 (**)
Camp half blood part 3
having an argument/fight (**)
having a argument/fight part 2 (***)
you like him but to him you are just friends (**)
Part 2 (**)
Love me like you do *song preference*   (**)
Finding out you are pregnant (*)
He’s your best friend but you have a crush on someone else (*)
he is your best friend but you have a crush on someone else part 2 (*)
insecurities (*)
he insults you and the boys defend you (*)
He takes care of you when you are sick
When you’re gone Avril lavigne *song preference* (*)
Natalia Kills-Problem (*)
You ruin me by the veronicas*song preference*

Imagines

Ashton
Skype sex with visual  *smut* (***)
My wallflower (Nerd) (*)
My Wallflower Part 2
Luke Vs Ashton (*)
Personal Ashton imagine for wrecking-ball-love
Michael Vs Ashton
Calum Vs Ashton
Golden Compass AU
Ipod shuffle - Still into you
Michael
He walks in on your masturbating *smut*  (***)
He walks in on your masturbating part 2 *smut*  (**)
Skype sex with visual *smut* (**)  
Michael smut, overprotective older brother Luke (**)
Single parent (*)
Michael imagine where you’ve been dating a long time but Harry has a thing for you (*)
Secret boyfriend Michael (*)
Michael Imagine Welcome home *smut* (*)
Michael Vs Ashton
You’re just not punk rock enough for me (*)
Bad boy Michael (*)
He’s not that bad (*)
He’s not that bad part 2 (*)
He’s not that bad part 3  *smut* (**)
He’s not that bad part 4
No Sleep of the Wicked
Gastroparesis
No Sleep of the Wicked
Parenthood is hard
Appendicitis
Trying to study
Even though I know you’re lying, I still almost believe you *requested*
You saved me from myself
Luke
I like you, not him. *smut* (***)
Neighbour (*)
Luke imagine Dont you forget me (*)
Luke Imagine Panic attack (*)
Skype sex with visual *smut* (*)
Luke imagine shower sex  *smut* (*)
Married at first sight (*)
The Hunger Games (*)
Backstage fun *smut*
Luke song imagine “Our July in the Rain” by He is We
Luke Imagine Not so secret relationship
Luke Imagine you like him but he doesn’t feel the same
Luke has a headache
Badly written imagine
Calum
Silent treatment from him (**)
Happy New Year (**)
Mad at Calum (*)
Secret love affair with Calum (*)
Jock meets Nerd (**)
personal Calum visual imagine for hoodswhisper *smut*
Calum imagine He has a headache
Calum Vs Ashton

Fanfictions
Bad Boy werewolf michael (!!)
Fate is not our friend Ashton werewolf
Mr Nerd is my soul mate Luke  (***)

Random posts

Ashton doesn’t like cats (^^)
Michael’s voice (^)
5 members of one direction (^^^)
Zayn leaving (!!!)
My friend and I on the phone (***)
What’s ‘wrong’ about she’s kinda hot (!!)
Michael’s porn tash (!!)
My reaction to the skh ep (!)
Michael is too precious (!)
Return of red Michael (!)
Michael’s reflection (***)
Luke is rude (***)
Calum in glasses (!!!)
Ashton in glasses (!!)
toasted Ashton (!!)
Return of Brashton (^)
Ashton winking/kissing  (!!!)

Visuals    

Dry humping (!)
People in chairs have more fun (!)
Yes sir!  (!)
We dont need the bedroom (!)
Eating out (***)
Teasing (***)
Keep your underwear on (***)
Bath/shower (**)
Under the table fun (**)
Midnight at the pool (**)
Lingerie (**)
Lets go to the kitchen! (**)
Against the wall  (**)
Thigh riding (**)
Car sex  (**)
Do you want to be a cowgirl? (*)
Angry fun  (*)
Squirting (*)
Bondage  (*)
Holding Hands (*)
Orgasm  (*)
Fingering (**)
FxFxM threesome (*)
Wedding night (*)
MXMXF threesome (*)
Grinding (*)
Anal

  • Me: hey yipee this piece looks so easy -- this'll be a great sight reading session:) I'm so accomplished :):):):):)
  • Key signature: 6 flats
  • Tempo: quarter note=150
  • Me: well that escalated quickly
let me go down on you?

masterlist

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A/N: My last smut got over 150 notes holy shit!! This is to say thank you for that and for 500 followers. Thank you all so much!

**warning: SMUT**

I cuddled into Shawn’s chest, my head nuzzled next to his neck as we laid lazily in his bed. It was a lazy Sunday afternoon. There was nothing else to do but cuddle. I couldn’t complain at all, I loved having every inch of my body touching Shawn.

The feeling of closeness was delightful. The feeling of my cheek pressed against the crook of his neck. Feeling his arm linger across my lower back. The feeling of silence, but not awkward silence, comfortable silence. It all made me overfill with joy. Shawn’s long fingers delicately traced circles on my shoulder blade through the fabric of my shirt.

I lifted my head to look at the sight of Shawn above me. His defined jawline, his long eyelashes, his messy brown hair; I took it all in. Every detail about him was so precisely perfect.

I pressed my lips to Shawn’s cheek, wanting to feel closer to him somehow. I felt his lips curve into a smile with my lips still pressed against his skin. He cupped my face in his large hands and pulled my lips onto his. His lips were soft and enticing. Our lips moved together in synchronization, Shawn’s tongue sliding over my lips gently.

My mouth parted slightly and his tongue dipped into it. I moved my tongue against his. I teased him by just barely letting the tip of my tongue graze his. Shawn’s hands wandered to my hips. Mine rested on his toned chest as it heaved up and down. His fingers dug into my hip bones before flipping me over.

He was now on top of me, one of his hands still grabbed at my side hungrily while the other was used to support himself on the bed. We made out heavily until both us needed to pull away to catch our breath. Both of our breathing was loud and I was surprised at how intense it had actually gotten.

Shawn leaned down to kiss me once again. His lips were now raw from all the kissing, as were mine. He pecked across my cheek to my ear. He exhaled as his lips were just above my ear, making me shiver. His lips attacked my neck with his mouth open. I moaned softly while his lips sucked at the sensitive skin.

He knew how to make me let myself go with the kisses and the agonizing touches that he teased me with. His calloused fingers traced up and down my waist and stomach.

“Shawn, oh god, Shawn.” I moaned out as his head went under my shirt to kiss at my breasts. I took my shirt off, knowing this was going somewhere.

“Will you let me go down on you?” Shawn asked in all seriousness. He looked up at me from my stomach where he was kissing just moments before. I smiled at his question, he sounded so eager. Though we’d been intimate on multiple occasions, oral was something we hadn’t gotten around to yet.

Shawn’s lust-filled eyes and his lip that he now bit down on enticed me to say yes. He wanted to pleasure me, how could I not oblige? I nodded my head. I raised my body up, resting all my weight on my elbows. I watched Shawn’s every movement as he kissed and nipped at my skin lightly.

He untied my sweatpants slowly and inched them down my legs. He kissed at my clothed heat and I groaned. The teasing was too much. I was already soaking through my underwear knowing what was to come from Shawn. He now felt what he had done to me and smirked.

His fingers looped around the sides of my underwear and removed them from my body. Shawn’s hands spread my legs apart then moved underneath my thighs. His raw lips made contact with my skin once again, this time in a place I had never felt them before. He trailed kisses down until he was almost at my core, then moved them to the other thigh and repeated the action.

The anticipation was killing me, Shawn was driving me insane. My clit was already swollen, blood flowing to it because of how aroused I was. Shawn finally kissed me where I absolutely needed him. The kiss was gentle but it was better than nothing.

He continued to teasingly kiss me. I begged for him to stop teasing and he listened, knowing how badly I needed him.

Shawn’s tongue licked across my clit. He made eye contact with me as he did so, making sure he was pleasuring me. He moved his tongue from side to side. My head dropped back and I began moaning. Jolts of electricity traveled throughout my body as he would slow down his pace then pick it back up again.

I watched again while Shawn’s tongue now licked up my entrance, trying to taste me. He seemed to be enjoying it nearly as much as I. His eyes were shut in pleasure, his tongue moved over my sensitive spots as if he wasn’t even in control of it, he was trying to taste me as much as possible.

Shawn’s index finger slipped into me while he continued to slide his tongue back and forth over my clit. The pleasure was doubled and the moans became louder. I laid my head back onto the mattress and balled my fists up into the sheets. Shawn’s finger scratched at my tight walls.

I edged closer to my climax with every second that passed. With only a few more pumps of Shawn’s finger, I orgasmed. My back arched and I was a moaning mess.

“Fu- Shawn. Fuck, ah fuck that’s so good.” I breathed out. His tongue still moved over my core that was now sensitive to the touch. His mouth closed and he now kissed me gently. He trailed kisses back up my body and met my lips.

“How was it?” He asked.

“So amazing, oh gosh it was so good.” I groaned, thinking back to the pleasure I had felt only moments earlier.

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Updated masterlist #6

All smut is indicated
(*) over 50 notes
(**) over 100 notes
(***) over 150 notes
(!) over 200 notes
(!!) over 300 notes
(!!!) over 500 notes

(^) over 1000 notes
(^^) over 2000 notes

(^^^) over 20,000 notes

Text AU

You confuse them with Meghan Trainor lyrics (!!)
You loose something stupid (!!)
Messaging the wrong boy (!!)
You love superheroes (!!)
Food mishaps with the baby (!)
you play hide and seek (!)
They think you are ignoring them (!)
Kitchen mishaps (!)
you buy a dog (!)
Harry Potter (***)
Kittens (***)
you give him a heart attack (***)
You have a bad day at school (***)
Calum finding out that you had a seizure but you left your phone at home (***)
You tell him you’re pregnant (***)
Michael’s black hair (**)
supernatural 5sos part 2.5 (the other parts are found in preferences) (**)

Preferences

you make him cum his pants *smut*  (!!!)
Bus Bunk mishaps  (!!)
You get in a car crash and lose your memory (!)
You get in a car crash and lose your memory part 2 (***)
He thinks you are cheating on him (!)
He thinks you are cheating on him part 2 (!)
Supernatural 5sos  (!)
Supernatural 5sos part 2  (***)
Supernatural 5sos part 3  (**)
supernatural 5sos part 4  (**)
supernatural 5sos part 5  (**)
supernatural 5sos part 6 (*)
supernatural 5sos part 7 (*)
supernatural 5sos part 8 (*)
supernatural 5sos part 9 (*)
Pap problems  (!)
Shutting him out  (***)
You’re his celebrity crush (***)
Camp half blood AU   (**)
Camp Half-blood part 2  (**)
Camp half blood part 3
having an argument/fight (**)
having a argument/fight part 2 (***)
you like him but to him you are just friends (**)
Part 2 (**)
Love me like you do *song preference*   (**)
Finding out you are pregnant (*)
He’s your best friend but you have a crush on someone else (*)
he is your best friend but you have a crush on someone else part 2 (*)
insecurities (*)
he insults you and the boys defend you (*)
He takes care of you when you are sick
When you’re gone Avril lavigne *song preference* (*)
Natalia Kills-Problem (*)
You ruin me by the veronicas*song preference*

Imagines

Ashton
Skype sex with visual  *smut* (***)
My wallflower (Nerd) (*)
My Wallflower Part 2
Luke Vs Ashton (*)
Personal Ashton imagine for wrecking-ball-love
Michael Vs Ashton
Calum Vs Ashton
Golden Compass AU
Ipod shuffle - Still into you
Michael
He walks in on your masturbating *smut*  (***)
He walks in on your masturbating part 2 *smut*  (**)
Skype sex with visual *smut* (**)  
Michael smut, overprotective older brother Luke (**)
Michael imagine where you’ve been dating a long time but Harry has a thing for you (*)
Secret boyfriend Michael (*)
Michael Imagine Welcome home *smut* (*)
Michael Vs Ashton
You’re just not punk rock enough for me (*)
Bad boy Michael (*)
He’s not that bad (*)
He’s not that bad part 2 (*)
He’s not that bad part 3  *smut* (**)
He’s not that bad part 4
No Sleep of the Wicked
Gastroparesis
No Sleep of the Wicked
Parenthood is hard
Appendicitis
Luke
I like you, not him. *smut* (***)
Neighbour (*)
Luke imagine Dont you forget me (*)
Luke Imagine Panic attack (*)
Skype sex with visual *smut* (*)
Luke imagine shower sex  *smut* (*)
Married at first sight (*)
The Hunger Games (*)
Backstage fun *smut*
Luke song imagine “Our July in the Rain” by He is We
Luke Imagine Not so secret relationship
Luke Imagine you like him but he doesn’t feel the same
Luke has a headache
Calum
Silent treatment from him (**)
Mad at Calum (*)
Secret love affair with Calum (*)
personal Calum visual imagine for hoodswhisper *smut*
Calum imagine He has a headache
Calum Vs Ashton

Fanfictions
Bad Boy werewolf michael (!!)

Random posts

Ashton doesn’t like cats (^^)
Michael’s voice (^)
5 members of one direction (^^^)
My friend and I on the phone (***)
What’s ‘wrong’ about she’s kinda hot (!!)
Michael’s porn tash (!!)
My reaction to the skh ep (!)
Michael is too precious (!)
Return of red Michael (!)
Michael’s reflection (***)
Luke is rude (***)


Visuals    

Dry humping (!)
People in chairs have more fun (!)
Yes sir!  (!)
We dont need the bedroom (!)
Eating out (***)
Teasing (***)
Keep your underwear on (***)
Bath/shower (**)
Under the table fun (**)
Midnight at the pool (**)
Lingerie (**)
Lets go to the kitchen! (**)
Against the wall  (**)
Thigh riding (**)
Car sex  (**)
Do you want to be a cowgirl? (*)
Angry fun  (*)
Squirting (*)
Bondage  (*)
Holding Hands (*)
Orgasm  (*)
Fingering (**)
FxFxM threesome (*)
Wedding night (*)
MXMXF threesome (*)
Anal

Dear Theodosia (Split Track)
  • Dear Theodosia (Split Track)
  • Leslie Odom Jr.
  • Hamilton
Play

*Needs Headphones*

Left: Dear Theodosia from the Hamilton Original Broadway Cast

Right: Dear Theodosia (Reprise) the first half is from the original draft for the workshop, the rest from their time at the Public Theatre

Haven’t done one of these in months but when I listened to someone’s layered audio of Dear Theodosia here in Tumblr I was inspired to do this.

If this gets 150 notes I’ll do another one of these with other songs from the Workshop.

You can check out all my split tracks here

cumoncalhood | masterlist ♡

hey guys! okay so many people have asked for my masterlist, so I’m making an updating and hopefully, fully working one :)

okay, so here is my key

*-smut

+-over 100 notes

~ - over 150 notes

♡-personal favorites 

;-trigger warning

l u k e y 

imagines

family gathering with a twist / part 2  *

compliments and a new friend 

like i’m gonna loose you 

baby, you’re perfect  ;

moodboards

boyfriend! luke   ~

christmas 

grey/blue

pink

blurbs

anon blurb ideas ↓

1. xxxxx

2. possesive luke

3. possesive luke part 2  *

4.boyfriend luke 

5. clingy boyfriend

6. luke teaching his son guitar

my own blurbs :)

“ okay baby, it’s your turn “  *

can’t sleep 

classroom shenanigans  *

fights ;

c a l 

imagines 

your first time  *

“ i’m in charge tonight “  *

“ so you wanted my fingers baby “  *~

goodbye 

model envy ~ / part 2 

moodboads

boyfriend! calum  ♡ ~

living with calum  ♡ ~

 carnival date  

beach birthday 

white

blurbs

my blurb ideas :)

bad dreams

cuts ;

caught in the act  *

friends with benefits  *

after a show 

fingers  *

anon blurb ideas ↓

1. cuddly calum  

2. horny skype call  *

3. phone sex  *

4. calum during head  *

m i k e y 

imagines

scars   ;

moodboards

green

purple

blurbs

my blurb ideas

sad nights ;

shit day ;

anon blurb ideas ↓

1. cuddles

2. late night cuddles 

a s h 

no imagines

moodboards

purple

blurbs

my blurb ideas :)

drunk

new kinks  *

anon blurb ideas ↓

1. tease  *

TEXT IMAGINES

cal 

car crash

he cheats on you 

he was caught out with a girl in LA

he tells the fans  ~

sexting  *

luke

sexting  *

PREGNANCY SERIES

( i started this and idk if i want to finish it lmao )

1. he tells the fans ( tweet ) 

PREFERENCES

1. he finds out you’re extremely ticklish 

VISUALS 

sex with calum  *

EDITS 

calm edit ( 1 )

and lastly, a 4/4 imagine :)

“ Baby, Don’t Be Afraid of Me “   ; ~

:)

Rebloggable master list #3

I HAVE A NEW URL! - as far as I am aware all of the links work now
All smut is indicated
(*) over 50 notes
(**) over 100 notes
(***) over 150 notes
(!) over 200 notes
(!!) over 500 notes
(!!!) over 1000 notes


Preferences

you make him cum his pants *smut* (!)
You get in a car crash and lose your memory (***)
You get in a car crash and lose your memory part 2 (*)
He thinks you are cheating on him (***)
He thinks you are cheating on him part 2 (**)
Bus Bunk mishaps (***)
Shutting him out (*)
You’re his celebrity crush (*)
Camp half blood AU (*)
Camp Half-blood part 2 (*)
Finding out you are pregnant
He’s your best friend but you have a crush on someone else (*)
he is your best friend but you have a crush on someone else part 2
having an argument/fight (*)
having a argument/fight part 2 (*)
you like him but to him you are just friends (*)
Part 2 (*)
Love me like you do *song preference* (*)
You ruin me by the veronicas *song preference*
When you’re gone Avril lavigne *song preference*
Natalia Kills-Problem

Visuals (all smut)
Dry humping (!)
People in chairs have more fun (!)
We dont need the bedroom (!)
Yes sir! (***)
Teasing (***)
Bath/shower (**)
Under the table fun (**)
Eating out (**)
Midnight at the pool (**)
Keep your underwear on (**)
Lingerie (**)
Fingering (**)
Lets go to the kitchen! (**)
Do you want to be a cowgirl? (*)
Angry fun (*)
Squirting (*)
Against the wall (*)
Thigh riding (*)
Bondage (*)
Orgasm (*)
Holding Hands
Anal
FxFxM threesome

Imagines

Ashton
Skype sex with visual  *smut* (**)
My wallflower (Nerd) (*)
My Wallflower Part 2
Personal Ashton imagine for wrecking-ball-love
Luke Vs Ashton
Michael Vs Ashton
Michael
He walks in on your masturbating *smut* (***)
He walks in on your masturbating part 2 *smut* (**)
Michael smut, overprotective older brother Luke (**)  
You’re just not punk rock enough for me (*)
Skype sex with visual *smut* (*)
Michael imagine where you’ve been dating a long time but Harry has a thing for you (*)
Secret boyfriend Michael
Michael Imagine Welcome home *smut*
Michael Vs Ashton
Parenthood is hard
Luke
I like you, not him. *smut* (**)
Skype sex with visual *smut* (*)
Luke imagine Dont you forget me (*)
Luke imagine shower sex *smut* (*)  
Luke has a headache (*)  
Luke has a headache (*)  
Luke song imagine “Our July in the Rain” by He is We
Luke Imagine Panic attack
Luke Imagine Not so secret relationship
Luke Imagine you like him but he doesn’t feel the same,
Luke Vs Ashton
Calum
personal Calum visual imagine for hoodswhisper *requested* *smut*
Calum imagine He has a headache *requested*

Texts

#1 They think you are ignoring them (!)
#2 You have a bad day at school (**)
#3 You confuse them with Meghan Trainor lyrics (!)
#4 You loose something stupid (!)
#5 messaging the wrong boy (!)
#6 Calum finding out that you had a seizure but you left your phone at home (**)
#7 Harry Potter (**)
#8 you give him a heart attack (***)

Random

Ashton doesnt like cats (!!!)
Michael’s killing voice (!!)