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Phan
  • My child: mommy why is my cousin called diamond
  • Me: bc your aunt loves diamonds
  • My child: what about me?
  • Me: be quiet April 25, 2017

i want some positivity posts for people with moral-obsessed ocd

shout out to people who worry over small/“meaningless” things

shout out to people who can’t listen to prayers or go to church because the very idea of committing a sin upsets them

shout out to people who have intrusive thoughts like slurs or other offensive terms that make them worry they really are bad (which they’re not)

shout out to people who overanalyze every decision they make so as to make sure it’s not morally wrong

shout out to people who have to recite prayers or other phrases in their head when they make a “mistake”

you are not dirty, you are not sinful; your “bad” thoughts and decisions do not define you

Things I loved about Dan and Phil's Easter Baking- Pastel Lemon Meringues

- The little song at the beginning about the softness of Easter and spring

- And then Phil ruined it by saying “baby weasel”

- Phil not knowing what they were baking (“??? pastel ,,, lemon? Easter,,?)

- “You look like you’re going to a dog funeral Dan”

- THE RETURN OF PASTEL DANIEL AND PHILLIP

- Phil wearing lil bunny ears 🐰

- Dan grabbing his overall straps

- The return of that horrendous bunny head

- Dan throwing all the ingredients at Phil (“caTCH”)

- D+P not knowing what cornflour is (“milk a corn”)

- “You were just tweaking the nipple of the lemon”

- “Let me sniff it”

- Phil shoving the whisk in Dan’s face (can’t believe he hasn’t seen the video omfg)

- The fucking.. purple duck,,, oven gloves or whatever idek

- The dramatic music playing while Dan attacked Phil with a spoon

- Seriously Dan that wasn’t fair

- U r hurting Phillip

- “protip” “NOOO”

- And immediately after, “Satan, help us bake”

- Using “fluff” instead of “fuck”

- Phil spilling the caster sugar all over the floor jfc

- Love my clumsy son

- Wouldn’t be a baking video without Dan zooming in on Phil’s flour-covered crotch

- (Seriously how did flour get there. Wtf)

- They should have bought an electric mixer

- Dan freakING THE FUCK OUT when Phil did the upside down test

- “No whacking”

- “WHATUPIVE JUST BEEN BORN GIMME THE TIT”

- Phil’s complete inability to pipe meringues

- The bunny voice overs

- DAN SCARING PHIL WITH THE BUNNY HEAD

- Phil sticking his hand into dan’s overalls and going “mpreg fic” 😏

- “Someone’s lactating blood”

- The lil basket full of the meringues

- “You can see my actual orgasm face-mmMMM”

- DAN FEEDING PHIL “FEED ME EASTER DADDY”

- What a treasure. Honestly