Rwby Volume 5 Episode 6 Recap (SPOLERS BABY)
Hey everybloody-LET’S START THE MICKSTERECAP!
A Qrow walks into a bar and asks “I’m an alcoholic-GIVE ME BOOZE!”…that’s not a joke, thats usually what happens.
1:48 AAAAAAAAAAAAAH-Piccolo bartender! And not SMOOTH Chris Sabat either-GRIZZLED! Or is that Lanipator? Either way-AWESOME!
Qrow: I’m looking for a guy with a bad ass name.
Bartender: That’s literally EVERYONE.
2:28 ANGRY PICCOLO BARTENDER IS ANGRY! I my god this is wonderful.
2:52 The above is the list of Qrow’s potential new Suicide Squad, and he BETTER get Blanka Griffin, that name just OOZES awesome!
…uh, okay I need fan-art of this beautiful blacksmith like YESTERDAY! We all know Qrow would’ve gotten her number if not for his…sad man’s search.
4:26 CLOSE IT OUT-with Qrow asking a father and child where their mother is…damn that was sad.
4:43…oh…my…GOD! Qrow’s so depressed he doesn’t DRINK! These are truly dark times.
He then goes to the leaderboards(yes they have those)to see that literally EVERYONE on his list is busy! He then goes to pay off Shiro’s tab-RIGHT BEFORE WE ALL SEE-
6:16 …that…right outside the bar. What the hell racist Piccolo?!
6:20 CUT TO-the Branwen clan, sitting down for tea! OH-and Vernal’s pooring, what a nice young demi-god!
6:46 We are then treated to Raven being sassy as usual before she drops the BIGGEST bombshell ever-
Raven: We did it[attended beacon] to KILL huntsman.
Those right there? Those are SHOCK faces, they be shocked.
Raven:-[Ozpin]-turning a blind eye for when we got into more trouble than we should’ve.
…damn, that boy has NOT changed a lot since Team STRK’s day have they?
Raven: So yeah…the Grimm have a dark Maleficent style Overlord that wants to kill all humanity.
Yang: Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
10:31 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH Raven you stupid BITCH, make fun of Qrow, NOT the dad who raised her ALMOST single-handedly…wait bad metaphor, SORRY Yang!
…okay…this is the greatest picture ever. Yang’s all “DON’T YOU SHIT TALK MY OLD MAN!” while Weiss is all “Bitch you fucked up now.”
11:44 “But I bet he never told you what he did to my brother and me.”
Please just be bird powers, PLEASE just be bird powers, there’s too many creeps in the news with a line like that!
12:55 OH THANK GOD just bird powers.
13:23 Raven: I’m giving you a choice, stay with me and I’ll answer everything. Or go to your uncle-
Yang: Uncle Qrow.
Weiss: Why would you bother asking that? You KNOW what her answer is you dumb bitch!
Raven: Hey, I’m abusive not SMART!
AW SNAP-now this is the greates pic ever. DAMN Freezerburn is KILLING IT with the sassy looks.
CUT BACK TO QROW-logically giving himself one FUCK of a pity party. Its okay man, you tried.
Qrow: This isn’t right, I get one or two of them but…all of them?
…huh, that…that is a good point. Either a conspiramacy is in the work, or his bad luck powers are in FULL foce, like that episode of the Flash or any episode of Milo Murphy’s Law! MAN-I can’t wait for that hiatus to end.
14:50 CARROTS! HOORAY FOR CARROTS! Also is that a dust oven? COOL!
15:28 DAMMIT RUBY-stop burning empty frying pans and go see your sister!
Close it out with an ADORABLE ¾ths Team RWBY reunion and WE GOOD!
Holy SHIT this was the best all talking episode of Rwby EVER and I mean that sincerely!