Can you give me an example of your sense of humor? :3
oh my gosh. Probably everything I write?
My Story Time tag, which is largely True Things from my personal life that for whatever reason crack me up.
I think reading a few select short(ish) works of fic can tell you everything you need to know about my sense of humor, in increasing length so if you don’t think I’m funny you can stop after the smallest possible number of words read and spare yourself:
Oh, Hell No (1.4k)
Rule 34 (2k)
Hurry Up And Wait (22k)
Or… pretty much everything in my AO3. I think I’m hilarious. :D
But if you’re looking for something other than fic to get an idea of my sense of humor, have this ridiculous anecdote:
Yesterday Mr. Mittens did some grocery shopping. Among other things, he bought a jar of honey roasted peanuts. Possibly because I hoarded the last jar of honey roasted peanuts he bought last week.
I’d been nibbling on peanuts for several days by this point, going through an entire pound of them one handful at a time. There’s like one level of peanuts left at the bottom of the old jar, chilling on what looks like a salty, honey-flavored sandy beach.
I don’t think he knew what happened to that old jar, because I’d stashed it beside my Comfy Chair; not out of malice or with any sort of devious desire to prevent anyone else from sharing them. It was a combination of laziness and convenience. But when I saw the brand new jar sitting on the counter yesterday afternoon, I thought it would be FREAKING HILARIOUS to just swap the brand new, full jar out for the nearly empty one.
I figured Mr. Mittens could have a O_O WTF moment wondering how I could’ve possibly eaten an entire pound of honey roasted peanuts in, like, an hour, and not died or whatever…
Long story short, he didn’t notice.
Nobody ever laughs at my jokes, so I don’t expect anyone else to assume I’m funny at all.
The end. :P