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My embarrassing Grindr experience

So let me start by saying I was a ho 💀💀 and I was using Grindr as its attended purpose to “hook up” and I remember this one day I was so bored and I wanted to talk to some guys I already met so I went on talking to two guys at once and one asked if he could come over so me being bored agreed at 12:30 pm to come over to “hangout"😉😉😉 and the day went on and I forgot that I invited the guy to come over and I was bored once again so I invited ANOTHER MAN TO MY HOUSE AT 12:00 PM (y'all know where this is going) and he came at 12:15 and we just watched a movie and cuddled and making out when all of a sudden DING-DONG I was like “who could that be” and I open it AND IT WAS THE OTHER GUY. My mind was like HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT WHAT DO I DO ?!?? And he’s was like hey and walked in and HE SAW THE OTHER GUY SHIRTLESS ON THE COUCH. He immediately said “I’m down” I was confused at first and than I began to realize HE THINKS I WANT A THREESOME so I was like “no,no,no it’s not what you think” and he’s was like then why is he here and I began explaining how I forgot my plans and how I was talking to both of them and he said that he’s done with me and he TOOK THE GUY I WAS MAKING OUT WITH, WITH HIM so long story short they are together now and I realized how important it is not to ho around

btsruinedmylifeblr  asked:

After watching you and Rams fangirl about Produce 101 these last few weeks, I finally caved and started watching... I have only watched 12 minutes and I already can tell I'm going to be totally hooked... I don't know if I should thank you or curse you...

Oh gosh LMAO! I really didn’t need another reason to get attached to Wanna One, but @ricepot-jisung basically tricked me and now it’s too late to turn back. I have to distract myself until BTS’ comeback.

I shit you not, I paused PD 101 to answer this ask. >.<

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Once upon a time there was a fucking queen. She had it all: the glory, the power. Worshippers eager to give and grateful to receive. Why? Because she had the gift of the gift. The blessing of blessings, hers to bestow. And her place of worship? Oh, that was the place to be.

  • Ravenclaw: I'm feeling pretty productive. I think I'll get some work done today!
  • *12 hours later*
  • Ravenclaw: *spent the whole day playing video games*
  • Ravenclaw: Not again.

all i’m saying is that brooklyn nine nine better get at least 15 seasons 

The signs as: K-drama cliches

ARIES:  when a character goes into a fit of frustration by kicking their legs in the air repeatedly and thrashing their bodies around until the whole bed/couch/floor is a mess and so is their hair

TAURUS:  when character A watches in adoration as character B stuffs their face with delicious food or drinks/having a whole day filled with them eating street food and going clubbing

GEMINI:  the main character always treating the happy-go-lucky side character like crap for comedic effect, but it’s kinda sad bc they never apologize

CANCER:  the infamous umbrella scene. “I dislike you/don’t know you that well, but I can’t let you get soaked in the rain so I’m gonna hold this umbrella/cape over you bc I’m just a good person and I’m totally not interested in you”

LEO:  having 284 different shots/angles of the main characters’ first kiss/hug. That zoom in slo-mo of character A pulling character B into their arms and embracing them for the first time/locking lips with them

VIRGO:  there’s always that ONE THING that has to destroy the couple’s relationship. Whether it’s bc your bride needs to kill you or she dies, or you somehow went back in time a couple hundred years and can’t tell your prince bf

LIBRA:  the main characters always being bound together by destiny such as outside supernatural forces/parallel universes/connecting timelines from the present to the future or past

SCORPIO:  seeing that happy montage of the main couple after all their ups and downs, and knowing something terrible is going to happen shortly after

SAGITTARIUS:  character A tries to convince themselves that they don’t need character B, and do everything they can to distract themselves by working/drinking/dating someone else, only to finally admit to themselves that they’re in love 

CAPRICORN: the rich, cold, mysterious character always falling for the person who needs help…but they’ve convinced themselves that they totally don’t like this person until they finally admit it on like the last episode

AQUARIUS:  having an idol/famous actor who’s worked alongside one of the actors on another series before appear in almost every kdrama, whether it’s a short cameo or one of the main characters

PISCES:  that scene when they clutch their chest and cry waterfalls for seemingly no reason, only for us to find out that something horrible occurred later on to reveal this character’s sadness and why they’re emo 

For the nights you feel like having a Broadway marathon (Part 2)...

Heathers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wADmIGvpOs
Into The Woods (Original cast members-1987)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP8fw_LhOOg
Matilda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiEzBgyn8L8
Hamilton Act 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpjWMBC0eDs
Hamilton Act 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExpN570RY60
Finding Neverland (Original Cast) Part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NadhmTC6wo
Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd3o4Il-D14
Part 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsirj2yp45s
Part 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNmwmCAvdwM
Part 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GakHSp8teI
Falsettos Act 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hanPzYiSqE8
Falsettos Act 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmoipyKY6eU
Amélie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ3UzFBMr24&t=1033s
Newsies (Original Cast)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=029D0LtYLTE
Aladdin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxL6aaaOEQQ&t=6234s
Peter Pan (Cathy Rigby)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCGmFfHc2XQ
Waitress Act 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC-LNRkMtY8
Waitress Act 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRL1L0N8mBQ
Sister Act
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eidFj2fw98s
Bring It On
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdSd7Me4qU8
Chicago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVjVFqBkCqU
Catch Me If You Can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPuCJTiyN7g
Memphis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkWr8Py-RU4
A Chorus Line (2006 Revival)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP8syH_cjMo
Spamalot Part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83o9wBO6XBQ
Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhBUUcxDuKU
Part 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC73CPwdjpc
Part 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC73CPwdjpc
Part 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsUOlzw0cso
Part 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsUOlzw0cso
Part 7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGELQN2fB7I
Part 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPQp53MCy9Q
Part 9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-FBXxfJ66Y
Part 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm2NksMFD44
Part 11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNMLkIFRG-c
Part 12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtTYZT8Snxw

The Tea is Decaf

[ao3]

3.7k words
Dean/Cas, Sam/Eileen
Based on this text post

Castiel just barely slips out the door into the hallway and turns the knob as he closes it so the latch doesn’t make a sound. The light is always on in the hallway, and Dean always wakes up if too much of it pours into his room, so Castiel has mastered the art of slipping through the smallest space possible.

He breathes a sigh of relief once he’s in the hallway.

A small voice to his right lets out an amused laugh. He turns to see a particularly tiny woman wearing a very large plaid shirt and nothing else. Well, he supposes she could be wearing shorts under the shirt. It really is very big on her.

“You must be Castiel,” she says rather loudly, mispronouncing his name just slightly.

He walks over to her with a finger to his lips.

She puts her hand over her mouth in embarrassment before signing, I’m deaf.

Castiel mouths an “oh” before dropping his head and laughing. He then pops his head back up fast and mouths, “Are you Eileen?”

She nods eagerly and signs, You’ve heard about me?

Sam has mentioned you a few times, he signs back. He says you’re a very good hunter.

Her face lights up. You’re damn right I am. Still, that’s very sweet of him.

So, are you two…? Castiel looks back toward Sam’s room and then down at Eileen’s shirt.

Eileen’s eyes widen in embarrassment. He’s asleep. I was just going to the bathroom.

I was heading to the kitchen for a cup of tea. Would you like some?

Is there caffeine in it?

Not at 4 in the morning.

Eileen smiles and gives him a thumbs up before moving past him toward the bathroom. Castiel watches her go for a second before it hits him.

He looks down at his plain black t-shirt and too-small boxer briefs and wonders if Eileen could tell that these clothes aren’t his. And that he came out of Dean’s room instead of one of the countless other extra bedrooms in the bunker.

By the time Eileen pads into the kitchen, Castiel has two mugs ready with decaf teabags in them and he’s standing at the stove staring at the pot so he can pull it off the burner before it whistles.

It’s only a minute longer before Cas pours the water into the mugs and takes a seat across from Eileen at the kitchen table.

You’re an angel, aren’t you? Eileen asks as her tea steeps.

Castiel nods as he takes a drink.

Does that mean you don’t sleep?

Sometimes I do. I didn’t feel like it tonight.

Is Dean good in bed?

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How I Met Your Mother: Simself Style!

Featuring the simselves of: @sandy-sims, @sim-bubble, @wild-pixel, @our-dazed-sims and @alwaysimming

This was so incredibly fun to make! It’s just a simple homage to one of my favourite shows, as well as a few of my favourite people! I’d definitely reccommend you check out the full video on youtube, and I’d love to hear what you think in the replies! I’ll be uploading all the poses I created for this very soon! 

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