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All Dad Tips

#1 - Don’t forget to floss every day.

#2 - It’s never too early to invest in a personal IRA. 

#3 - Start building credit as soon as possible.

#4 - Stand up for yourself - don’t let anyone disrespect you. 

#5 - Everyone needs to know how to use power tools. 

#6 - Don’t trust anyone who likes their meat well done. 

#7 - LaserDisc is clearly the superior video format. 

#8 - Drink a full glass of water in the morning to help wake up. 

#9 - Don’t use metal utensils on nonstick frying pans.

#10 - If you’re parking uphill, be sure to turn your tires towards the street. 

#11 - It’s rude to ask people about their mysterious hand tattoos.

#12 - Moving pictures is hands down the best Rush album.

#13 - Buy quality, not quantity.

#14 - Shave with the grain.

#15 - You always have time for a beer with your buds.

#16 - Always use a coat of wax after a wash.

#17 - Nothing can beat reading in print.

#18 - Always carry a pocket knife.

#19 - Use your hips when throwing. 

#20 - Keep your word.

#21 - Eat a lot of broccoli.

#22 - Drinking too much water can cause water intoxication.

#23 - Take care of your health while you’re still young.

#24 - Always help a friend in need.

#25 - Drink plenty of water.

#26 - Exercise regularly and you’ll stay healthy! 

#27 - Don’t eat too close to your bedtime.

#28 - Always check the card reader at ATMs before you swipe. 

#29 - Medicine is not always the best medicine. 

#30 - Always bring a war chest. 

#31 - You’re young, you have your health, now is the time to take risks. 

#32 - You can’t beat the whammy bar. 

#33 - The solo from Kid Charlemagne is the greatest guitar solo ever recorded. 

#34 - Peter Weller actually has a PHD in history.

#35 - It’s called masking tape for a reason.

#36 - Trust no one. 

#37 - If you press the ignition too long you’ll just flood the engine. 

#38 - The extended cut is the only cut worth watching. 

#39 - They really stepped up the production value in Episode V. 

#40 - Managing debt is just part of being an adult. 

#41 - Run through the finish line. 

#42 - What you do, when you don’t have to, will determine where you’ll be when you can’t help it. 

#43 - When lifting weights, use proper form and a full range of motion. 

#44 - Gas is cheaper in the suburbs. 

#45 - Do what you love and the money will come. 

#46 - Do it once, do it right. 

#47 - Don’t skip the corners. 

#48 - Eat plenty of carbs the night before a big game.

#49 - If the police are driving behind you, don’t give them probable cause to pull you over.

#50 - Try to drive in a way where you never have to use your brakes.

#51 - You can save bookmarks directly to your desktop.

#52 - A bird in the hand is better than a bird in the eye. 

#53 - Pet every dog.

#54 - Have you ever read Rich Dad Poor Dad? 

#55 - Liquor before beef, you’re in the clear.

#56 - Go ask your mother.

#57 - If life gives you lemons, parsley, onions, and eggs… make a really nice omelet.

#58 - Practice makes permanent.

#59 - First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairiest chest.

#60 - Never give up, never remember.

#61 - That quirky lab assistant from NCIS just reminds me of you.

#62 - Whistle while you work.

#63 - Please remember to call us once in a while.

#64 - Get whatever job you want, just make sure it has health insurance.

#65 - Grow your own vegetables. It’s cheaper, I think.

#66 - It’s okay if you don’t come in first, just make sure you have health insurance.

#67 - Try to exercise regularly.

#68 - Sleep is important! Make sure you’re getting enough.

#69 - It’s okay to cry if you’re feeling sad.

#70 - Make sure to sweep under your tent so you don’t sleep on rocks.

#71 - Good tire pressure is essential to optimal mileage.

#72 - The only acceptable time and place for decaf coffee is never and in the trash.

#73 - When changing a tire, make sure to tighten the bolts in a starfish pattern.

#74 - Anyone who tells you that a drink isn’t manly has never known heartache.

#75 - Call someone if you’re thinking about them. They probably want to hear from you.

#76 - If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.

#77 - Don’t smoke.

#78 - Try not to make assumptions about people.

#79 - Don’t trust gas station egg sandwiches.

#80 - Please don’t pirate games.

#81 - It’s better to be early than late.

#82 - Eat a balance meal every day that includes vegetable, fruit, and protein.

#83 - Minimize eating fried foods, candy, and sweets.

#84 - Treat people better than they treat you.

#85 - Be generous and kind to everyone.

#86 - Always try your best at everything.

#87 - Spend less money than you make. 

#88 - Pay your bills early. 

#89 - Look at situations positively. 

#90 - Always try to make others around you happy. 

#91 - Smile as often as you can, it will make others around you feel more comfortable.

#92 - You’re never too busy or important to be kind to others.

100 reasons to watch The 100

1. That BC scenery

2. Seeing people experience rain for the first time it’s so cute

3. Octavia’s goddess-like hair in the first season

4. Bellamy Blake’s half smile

5. Monty’s expert clap backs

6. They all get high off hallucinogenic nuts


8. trees and mountains and nature

9. Badass women

10. Raven saving the day, agin , again, and again

11. Monty putting up with people’s shit


13. Miller. Just Miller in general

14. Murphy’s sarcastic comments

15. P.A.I.N

16. Long speeches about survival

17. “Nothing like a little pain to remind you you’re alive”

18. Watch Raven save everybody and continue to be the most badass woman while getting fucked over by everyone and by Jrat again and again and again

19. “I can make it go boom”

20. Clarke’s pretty drawings

21. Bellamy’s character development

22. The Blakes.

23. Wells.

24. Monty’s wink

25. Monty and Jasper’s high five

26. You’ll go damn when Anya and Clarke jump off a dam

27. Bellarke development

28. “Together”

29. “I can’t lose you too”

30. “Love is weakness”

31. Clexa

32. Clexa (cus they were fucking amazing)

33. Finn pulling Clarke into the water

34. “I am become death, destroyer of worlds”

35. Everybody gets super sick

36. Murphy you creepy mother fucker

37. Murphy you amazing mother fucker

38. Uh oh Finn gone crazy

39. Pew pew! Bang bang!

40. A series of misunderstandings between grounders and sky people


42. “Who we are, and who we need to be to survive, are very different things”

43. ALIE’s mansion

44. Murphy dancing around and drinking such a babe

45. Fuck jaha

46. “You always did what you had to do to protect your sister, that’s who you are!”



49. Two headed dear


51. Linctavia being amazing

52. Bellarke flirting

53. They’re so busy fighting and surviving to take two minutes to wash their faces

54. Jasper’s goggles

55. Anya’s badass dead stare

56. “What happened?” “I happened”

57. Raven experiencing earth for the first time

58. Every mention of princess

59. “Maybe you’re forgetting the last time you were saving us, I WAS SAVING YOU!”

60. Richard Harmons acting

61. You get to watch the blooper reels at the end of every season

62. “Maybe life should be about more than just surviving

63. So many beautiful people

64. Bellarke shit

65. Revisiting the dropship seasons later

66. drunk Jasper

67. Those few times clarke ever smiles

68. Lexa twirling her knife

69. The Kane and Indra friendship

70. Bellamy Blake and his guns

71. Bellamy Blake and his GUNS (y'all know what I’m talking about)

72. “What’s wrong with a little chaos?”

73. Every bellarke hug

74. Monty and Jasper eating chocolate cake for the first time

75. Maya showing Jasper paintings

76. Emori shutting up those shitheads in the city of light when they told her she could fix her deformities, and she’s like “I’d fixed something if there was anything wrong with me”


78. Bellamy Blake adopting every child he sees

79. Lindsey Morgan

80. Candles somehow being lit at romantic times??

90. How does Clarke keep saving the world with her hair down like that??

91. Bellamy’s hair flips

92. Indra is a goddess. The goddess.

93. The delinquents listening to music as they drive around

94. Clarke somehow knowing how to drive the rover despite never being around when it was in use??

95. “If I’m on that list, you’re on that list”

96. Kane’s dad talks

97. Anya biting the fucking chip out of her fucking arm like the biggest badass to ever live

98. “I give myself to the miracle of the sea”

99. Luna is the miracle of the sea

100. “In peace, may you leave this shore. In love, may you find the next. Safe passage on your travels, until our final journey to the ground… May we meet again.”

My tattoo says‎ مختلف (mukhtalif) meaning “Different”.

My mom always told me “it’s ok to be different and always be yourself, there’s nothing wrong with being YOU.”
People may hate you for being different and not living by society’s standards but within themselves they wish they had the courage to do the same. Just live your life how you wanna live it and don’t change for nobody.

Romans 12:2
“Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will.”

Ask me

1. Name

2. Nickname

3. Relationship status

4. Zodiac sign

5. Hair color

6. Health freak?

7. Drink or smoke?

8. Do you have a crush on someone?

9. Eating or drinking?

10. Piercings?

11. Tattoos?


12. First friend

13. First best friend

14. First award

15. First crush

16. First pet

17. First big vacation

18. First big birthday


19. Eating

20. Drinking

21. I’m about to

22. Listening to

23. Plans for today


24.Want kids?

25. Want to get married?

26. Career


27. Lips or eyes

28. Shorter or taller

29. Romantic or spontaneous

30. Nice stomach or nice arms

31. Sensitive or loud

32. Hook-up or relationship

33. Troublemaker or hesitant


34. Lost glasses/contacts

35. Ran away from home

36. Broken someone’s heart

37. Been arrested

38. Cried when someone died

39. Regretted something


40. Yourself

41. Miracles

42. Love at first sight

43. Heaven

44. Hell

45. Santa Claus

46. Sex on the first date

47. Kiss on the first date

48. God


49.Is there one person you want to be with right now? 

50. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life?

Soldier’s one-armed pushups emote is ridiculous, I’m sorry.

Not just because of the performance for fragile masculinity’s sake, but because he’s literally surrounded by people who could fucking bicep curl his entire body weight.

Reinhardt, leg-pressing a Volkswagen; Roadhog, transplanting an oak tree by hand; Zarya, literally having the weight of 2 Roadhogs (plus 12 kg more) tattooed on her arm because thats’s just her level: “That’s cute, Jack.”


What to say about Bombur? He’s only the “fat dwarf”, right? Wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong, so much wrong. Think a little about our ginger friend, yeah, you can say he likes to eat, and that’s true, but there is so much more in him. He’s a peaceful, meditative guy, definitely a couch potato…oh, and of course he’s a ladie’s dwarf. He have so many qualities, maybe not the ones you would find in an adventure book’s main protagonist, but you can be sure he’d be the first to stop you from eating that poison mushroom because he knows what he’s talking about. Without him the quest would have been a series of boring tasteless meals. Can you picture one of the others cook something? It have failure written all over. Oh, the tattoo you say? Well, actually it was Bofur’s idea and Bombur just agreed. Bofur was joking at first, he didn’t think his brother would have done that, but he did it because “why not”? Of course he could have done something small and hidden instead of tattooing completely his belly, but in the end he likes it. And the ladies love it too.

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#1 “Faster”

#2 Favorite Hugs

#3 He Wants Another Child

#4 His Voicemail After You Leave Him

#5 Your Favorite Picture of Him and Your Child

#6 “What If…”

#7 You Tell Him You’re A Virgin

#8 Condoms

#9 His Kink

#10 After Your First Time

#11 Matching Tattoos

#12 He Doesn’t Like The Way Your Boyfriend Treats You|| Part 2ツ❤

#13 You’re Both TeachersPart 2

#14 Cock Block

#15 House Hunters

#16 He Talks About Your Sex Life To Another Boy

#17 You Wear His Clothes

#18 “Five More Minutes”

#19 A Boy Sees You Making Out And Tweets About Itツ☻

#20 He Comes Back From Tour Early

#21 He Has A Wet Dream

#22 First I Love You

#23 Your Christmas Tree

#24 Snow

#25 He Can’t Get It Up☯ (kinda)

#26 Your Favorite Sex Position ☯☻

Song Preference

#1 Ashley- Big Sean ft. Miguel

#2 Wildest Dream- Taylor Swift

#3 I Want To Write You A Song- One Direction

Mini Series (What Does This Mean?)

Teacher Series

NJH- Where The Heart Is

Wedding Series

At food/housekeeping/retail job: if you’re late, you’re dead. If you stay after your shift is over, you’re dead. Wear the uniform or ur dead. Excessive tattoos/piercings are not appropriate. Back from your lunch break late(if you’re lucky enough to even get a lunch break)? Its out of your paycheck, fucker. Respect doesn’t exist in this job. No talking if you have to stop what you’re doing. No politics. No personal calls, your phone doesn’t exist when ur on the clock. Time is money. Speed and efficiency is the most important thing in ur life right now. 1 mistake is okay, but 2? Unacceptable. it doesn’t matter how much experience you have, your input is useless here.

At museum “desk” job: The entire room has been talking about politics for the past 30 minutes. The boss just walked in 15 minutes late. coworker 1 has been at lunch for????who knows, i’m sure she’ll be back. The same mistake has been made 4 times and everyone is externally chill about it. The only time anyone has raised their voice was to yell at the other across the archive room that they found a bug. 6 hours spent vacuuming entire place because of the bug. No one else really knows what they’re supposed to be doing, lets all be confused forever. 4 hours to do one task. The director is in her office on skype talking to her mom. Coworker 2 has 12 piercings, 39 tattoos. Everything anyone is working on is immediately dropped when the words “food” and “break-room” are said in the same sentence. 90% of productivity is all four of us staring at shelves, wondering how the fuck this shelf could best serve its purpose. Boss just finished something she started 2 years ago. I brought bagels and donuts last week and the entire backstage museum staff stood around the plate and chanted my name and elected me president

anonymous asked:

So what do we know about season 5 so far?

  • The season is set over a course of three days, based on the riot (Confirmed)
  • Episode one is called ‘Riot FOMO’ (On the cast call sheet)
  • Someone shoots, more than once, whether that’s Daya or a correctional officer, someone shoots (Also on the cast call sheet for episode one ‘Piper and Alex hear gunshots’)
  • Laura Prepon is directing episode ten (Confirmed)
  • A young Red has been cast on IMDB (For episode nine)
  • There will be a Poussay memorial (Taryn Manning posted a photo with a poster behind her)
  • Brad William Henke gave hints that we’ll get Piscatella’s backstory late in the season (Rumor)
  • Episode twelve is called ‘Tattoo You’ (A photo of the front page of the script was posted by Taryn)
  • People have been cast to play doctors, nurses and SWAT team for episode thirteen (I haven’t checked on this one like on IMDB or anything, so I don’t know)
  • While the vast majority of the cast were wrapped for season 5, the next day Lauren Morelli posted a photo on Instagram quoting “Last shot of S5, no YOU’RE crying” 
  • An extra posted a status on Facebook regarding a drastic change of hairstyle quoting “especially after how the season 5 finalie went down”

Edit: more info from @wildebeesttheatre

  • Also includes a young Dmitri in episode 9. And two other Russian sounding names. Perhaps an old flame of Red’s.
  • Healy will be appearing in Season 5, Michael Harney confirmed it.
  • Laura Prepon is pregnant in real life, this might indicate that Alex will not be in the start of Season 6 (maternity leave?)

Edit: I also feel like I should talk about casting, last night I looked through all the episodes on IMDB, sometimes looking at the cast can give hinters/create more questions (little side note, Natasha nor Laura are listed for any of the episodes, but I’m not worried about that.) Also note that a lot of these are nitpicky, but I feel like it’s still interesting to point out new cast members, especially if they’re significant/known to characters.

  • Episode 1 - Nothing significant about the casting of this episode, apart from Ilyana Eberhardt as stunt double for Maritzia,  Stefanie Flores as a stunt double for Flaca, Dejay Roestenberg as a stunt double for Brandy
  • Episode 2 - David Bodenschatz is cast as CO James Shulock, Martino Caputo is cast as a local cop (he was in The Animals in season 4 and will also be in episode 12, Tattoo You, of season 5), Skylar Dunn is cast as Susan, Hunter Emery is cast as CO Hopper (he is in it to episode 9), Elodie Flanagan as a girl scout and finally Danny Wolohan as Lloyd Berlin, 
  • Episode 3 - Dean Ciallella is cast as a pedestrian with a newspaper, Joanne Lamstein as a stunt double for Judy King (also stunts for episode 4) 
  • Episode 4 - Rebecca Benhayon as Ashley (also in episode 5), Michael Cuomo as Andres, Sara Harman as Corinne, Shirley Roeca as Vasquez, Stephanie Vovou as a stunt double for Maria
  • Episode 5 - Kat Harley as CERT member #4 (in it to episode 12, CERT stands for ‘computer emergency response team’, so that’s interesting…), Mary Kate Malat as a Prep School Student, Booch O'Connell as a Thurston Academy Student (Google states that it’s a Martial Arts school, but it could just be a fictional school), Anthony Caravana as Thurston Academy HeadmasterBlanchard Ryan as a reporter (also in episode 12), Tequilla Whitfield as Tanisa and Chantelle Antoinette as wobble dancer #8
  • Episode 6 - Thea McCartan as Susan Logan, Frank Ridley as a drunk guy and Morgan Wolk as Kristen Master
  • Episode 7 - Nothing significant apart from 7 stunt doubles, for which characters are unlisted 
  • Episode 8 - Danny Ramirez as Paolo (Paolo may be Nicky’s mum’s boyfriend, whom she mentioned in the pilot episode, although the actor does look to be in his 20s while Nicky’s mum is like 50+, so yeah, probably not that Paolo…), Chelsey Cary as a stunt double for Leanne,  Stefanie Flores as a stunt double for Dwights and Alexa Marcigliano as a stunt double for Doggett (also in episode 13)
  • Episode 9 -  Gabriel Furman cast as a young Dimitri, Zack Gafin as Max, Miguel Izaguirre as Diablo (looks like we’ll be seeing more of Blanca’s boyfriend/ex), Xenia Leblanc as young Red, Pavel Shatu as  Kostya, Samantha Lee Johnson as someone’s family member, Chad Knorr as a stunt double for Piscatella (also in episode 10 and 11) and Joanne Lamstein as a stunt double for Red (also in episode 10 and 11)
  • Episode 10 - Allegra Edwards as Anchor and Stephanie Vovou as a stunt double for Linda (also in episode 12)
  • Episode 11 - Gregory O Nicolas as Miguel, Ian Paola as Yadriel (looks like we’ll be seeing more of Maria’s ex), Jesse Ray Sheps as David and
    Myra ‘Dakota’ Bown as a stunt double for Norma
  • Episode 12 - Shae D'lyn as Mary-Bethany, Oscar Pavlo as a CERT member (also in episode 13) and Benjamin Thys as Gilbert
  • Episode 13 -  Sal Cecere as CERT officer Rein, Maria Rivera as Paiz,  Frank Alfano as a stunt double for Luschek, Orien Elizabeth as a stunt double for Alison, Alexa Marcigliano as a stunt double for Lorna, Kevin Michael as a stunt double for Humphrey (looks like Daya doesn’t shoot that mf…), Kara Rosella as a stunt double for Sankey, Valisa Tate as a stunt double for Janae and 11 other stunt performers for unlisted characters

So far, that’s it. Feel free to add if you know more, rumored or not.

I found out most of these from @itspiperchapman

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Updated: February 12, 2017


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#1 “Faster”

#2 Favorite Hugs

#3 He Wants Another Child

#4 His Voicemail After You Leave Him

#5 Your Favorite Picture of Him and Your Child

#6 “What If…”

#7 You Tell Him You’re A Virgin

#8 Condoms

#9 His Kink

#10 After Your First Time

#11 Matching Tattoos

#12 He Doesn’t Like The Way Your Boyfriend Treats You|| Part 2ツ❤

#13 You’re Both TeachersPart 2

#14 Cock Block

#15 House Hunters

#16 He Talks About Your Sex Life To Another Boy

#17 You Wear His Clothes

#18 “Five More Minutes”

#19 A Boy Sees You Making Out And Tweets About Itツ☻

#20 He Comes Back From Tour Early

#21 He Has A Wet Dream

#22 First I Love You

#23 Your Christmas Tree

#24 Snow

#25 He Can’t Get It Up☯ (kinda)

#26 Your Favorite Sex Position ☯☻

Song Preference

#1 Ashley- Big Sean ft. Miguel

#2 Wildest Dream- Taylor Swift

#3 I Want To Write You A Song- One Direction

Mini Series (What Does This Mean?)

Teacher Series

NJH- Where The Heart Is

Wedding Series