12 month intern

  • Intern #12: Mr. Kaplan, sir, we've taken a financial hit recently because gay people are losing loyalty in the brand.
  • Kaplan: Don't worry, I've already thought of a way to make up for it.
  • Intern #12: You have, sir?
  • Kaplan: D.Va statue. According to our statistics, every gay Overwatch player likes D.Va. Make it 450$. They won't be able to resist and we'll be set for the next three months.
  • Intern #12: You're a genius, sir.