12 dudes

i just remembered that lance never got to add anything to voltron’s set of weapons/equipment

every paladin has their bayard weapon, a weapon for their lion, and a weapon to add to voltron

keith gives voltron a sword, pidge gives a shield, hunk activates a blaster, shiro activates fire to the sword, but lance never individually activated his bayard in voltron

all of these broadway actors are chopping off their hair and moving on meanwhile robin de jesus is still kickin it in backwards snapbacks bless up

OTP Things:

1. “I’m not dancing in the rain. Why? Because I’m not getting wet and you can’t even dance.”

2. “Canned spaghetti rings is not gourmet. I don’t care what you did in college.”

3. “No cats, no dogs, no ferrets. Just a fish. No that doesn’t mean a frog, turtle, or fucking lizard.”

4. “I don’t wanna go to your moms-s-s.”

5. “We can share the shower, you know that right? It’s actually encouraged at this point.”

6. “Hey, buy me a cookie or no sex for like two years.”

7. “I was gone for two days and every dish in this freakin’ house is dirty.”

8. “All of our white clothes are pink because you just HAD to wash your new tee shirt.”

9. “Have fun explaining to the priest why you have a boner during our wedding class.”

10. “This is my desk. This is my office. This is my space. You’re only allowed in here when you’re sick, so I can keep an eye on you.”

11. “I thought you were drinking water for once…that ended with me choking on vodka.”

12.“Dude, you’re more of a man than me. Wtf.”

13.“Wait, your dad isn’t going to walk you down the aisle with a shotgun?”

14.“Babe, we need to talk. When you cuddle with me, your knee always squashes my junk.”

15.“Your nail polish got all over my Xbox paddle!”

16.“If you want to get to the coffee pot, kiss me and end this war.”

17.“I lock the door every night so no one can steal you from me.”

18.“That’s my ex. Makeout with me and make him jealous.”

19.“Scrape your goddamn plate off BEFORE you put it in the sink!”

20.“YOU USED THE LAST OF THE TOILET PAPER AND DIDN’T GET ANY MORE?! I AM STRANDED!”

21.“Thanks to you, the whole house smells like Taco Bell.”
“It’ll smell like something different soon, just give it a couple hours.”

22.“You’re my best friend.”
“My dog’s my best friend.”

23.“Did you just poop with the door open?”

24.“I didn’t have any underwear, so I stole yours.”

25.“No, you ARE talented. You’re the only one I know who can lay in bed and watch the same TV show for 47 hours straight.”

26.“Don’t go to work. You’re mine, not theirs.”
“But you don’t pay me to be here?”
“Are you a prostitute?”

27.“My car’s broken, I have to walk to the store.”
“My nephew’s bigwheel is in the garage. Take that, I have.”

28.“It’s just a little cut, don’t worry.”
“No, let me be your doctor.”
*gets peroxide and box of Hello-Kitty Bandaids*

29.“Hey, babe, does my makeup look okay?”
“I like you better without it. But you’re gorgeous, as always.”

30.“Pink and blue only go together if it’s cotton candy. Go change.”

31.“You have a huge job interview. Get dressed, or I’m throwing your PS4 in the pool!”

32.“You drool when you sleep, and I don’t know. I might just go tell everyone if you don’t give it back NOW!”

33.“Baby, I’m sorry. It’s checkers, please talk to me.”

34.“You didn’t text me back, so I checked your Facebook to see if you were dead.”

35.“You made me breakfast? You know our anniversary is in two days right?”
“Fuck. I was pretty fucking close this year”

36.“Rock, paper, scissors to see who gets up and turns off the light.”

37.“Look, cousin Larry will flirt with you. We’re pretty sure he’s got diseases. So if you do cheat on me, you’re fucked.”

38.“I really don’t like it when you get mad and you start mumbling in another language.”

39.“Footy pajamas! Now we can match!”

40.“Oh, so you think you’re a better driver? Prove it?” *lets go of wheel*

41.“You bought tampons when you went shopping? That’s some Prince Charming shit, right there.”

42.“Why aren’t you wearing lipgloss? I like tasting strawberry when I kiss you.”

43.“Can you explain why there are sheets strung up around the apartment?”
“I built a fort.”

44.“You scare me when you watch those cop shows. You could kill me and no one would ever notice.”

45.“Did you just fart?”
“If you want to live, don’t lift the blanket.”

46.“Toast. T-O-A-S-T. Is it that hard to put bread in the toaster?!”

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see, like, missy has been a very touchy character in this regen?

she snogs the doctor, and constantly rests her arm around him/on his shoulder (outside st paul’s, and once she’s free on the plane, to name a few times), and just holding on to him for dear life when he kisses her in the graveyard. she wraps her arm around osgood. in s9, she reaches into clara’s personal space to make her have the vortex manipulator, and she sits very closely to the doctor in the ship.

getting into people’s personal spaces is a very quick and effective way to make them very uncomfortable, and she uses this to her advantage to scare osgood, and her just being nearby people makes them nervous.

the scene in which she reaches for the doctor (and to me she looks like she’s reaching to fix his coat, like in s8 with the unit/cybermen in the square scene),  he steps back, and it shows she wants to be near him and touch him for her own comfort, not to make him uncomfortable. she instantly stops, and freezes and looks down and laces her fingers together, kinda shakily. she doesn’t continue her attempt, which is something the old her might have done - stepping forward and not allowing a rejection in the first place.

[gif from @the-clever-boy-in-the-funny-hat​]

12 recognizes, however, how much she needs that contact, but isn’t ready to give it. he’s not much of a hugging person, but he understands that she needs that from him, so he does what he can. her reaction to this, like she’s taking a breath, about to speak, is so fundamental. she knows he’s trying to help her too, but doesn’t know how to convey how much she needs it without embarrassing herself/acting ooc.

i feel that missy really needs that hug. she really, really needs it. even just from bill. she hasn’t really had physical contact with anyone in years, presumably, and that does things to a person whose character revolves a lot around it. she’s restraining herself so much.

how they dare make Gaston a kind, not really pushy person who just wants to win girl’s heart. He doesn’t mock Belle for reading. He actually tries to understand her unlikely to the others. A character who went to war and now suffers from PTSD. Who just wants to live a peacful, happy life with a wife by his side. How they fucking dare do that and not expect that I would fall from him,

Hamilton GC (Part Two)

A/N: MORE BITCHES

Pairing: Ham Characters X Reader

AU: texting

Warnings: swearing, inappropriate jokes (i need jesus)


{usernames to clarify for all of you}

Y/N: MommyY/N

Alexander Hamilton: DaddyHam

John Laurens: LaurensLovesTurtles

Hercules Mulligan: HorseFucker

Lafayette: FrenchHoe

Eliza: ElizabethSchuyler

Angelica: Angel-ica

Peggy: WifeMaterial

Maria: MariaReynolds

Burr: AaronBurr

George Frederick: KingGeorge


MommyY/N: alex

MommyY/N: alex

MommyY/N: ALEX

MommyY/N: ALEXANDER

MommyY/N: ALEXANDER

MommyY/N: HAMILTON

MommyY/N: DUDE

MommyY/N: Daddy

MommyY/N: WTF THAT ALWAYS WORKS

MommyY/N: I’ll send nudes

DaddyHam: wait are u serious

LaurensLovesTurtles: i came when i heard nudes

DaddyHam: laurens you’re gay af smh

DaddyHam: don’t pretend

HorseFucker: did someone say nudes

FrenchHoe: ^^^

MommyY/N: yes

HorseFucker: are u really gonna send them?

MommyY/N: no

DaddyHam: fuck u

DaddyHam: better yet,,, fuck me

MommyY/N: im good

MommyY/N: ive found caterpillars longer than your dick

DaddyHam: :(

ElizabethSchuyler: you srsly made another one?

AaronBurr: why

KingGeorge: i hate literally everybody in this chat wtf

MommyY/N: smh boi u have no reason to hate my ass

KingGeorge: what ass?

HorseFucker:

Originally posted by readyforpinof

LaurensLovesTurtles: mY GAY QUEENS FUCKING SHIT YES

FrenchHoe:

Originally posted by haidaspicciare

DaddyHam: bITCH

DaddyHam: DONT LIE TO YOURSELF

DaddyHam: Y/N IS THICC AF

MommyY/N: bitch how u know

DaddyHam: smh u underestimate my detection skills

HorseFucker: do u really not see him stare at your ass 24/7?

WifeMaterial: ^^^

Angel-ica: it happens a lot ^^

ElizabethSchuyler: ^or he just looks at pictures

MommyY/N: how the hell did u get pictures

DaddyHam: doesn’t matter

MommyY/N: hey alex

DaddyHam: yes babygirl

MommyY/N: smh what a skank 

MommyY/N: i think your dick is actually bigger than george’s

KingGeorge: dude im 12 inches tf?

MommyY/N: aw

MommyY/N: look at george

MommyY/N: reachin for the limit

DaddyHam: but is he 12 inches?

MommyY/N: nah

MommyY/N: more like 2

DaddyHam: bOI

DaddyHam: im 9 inches ;)

MommyY/N: BAHAHHAHA NO UR NOT

DaddyHam: :(

HorseFucker: wait Y/N how would u know

MommyY/N: ……

DaddyHam: …….

MommyY/N: GTG

                           MommyY/N left the conversation

DaddyHam: I HAVE TO TEND TO MY DICK

                        DaddyHam left the conversation

HorseFucker: wtf

LaurensLovesTurtles: MY VIRGIN EYES

LaurensLovesTurtles: tHIS CONVERSATION HURTS THEM

FrenchHoe: boy u aren’t a virgin

MariaReynolds: ^^

AaronBurr: def not ^^

HorseFucker: wait

HorseFucker: burr

HorseFucker: what did you do

AaronBurr: ??

HorseFucker: did u fuck laurens?

                          AaronBurr left the conversation

FrenchHoe: yes?

                         LaurensLovesTurtles left the conversations

KingGeorge: why is everyone leaving

KingGeorge: ARE Y/N AND ALEX FUCKING

HorseFucker: BOI U LATE AF

HorseFucker: and what the fuck do u care

KingGeorge: she’s my ex-girlfriend

HorseFucker: BOI THE FUCKIN EX IS THERE FOR A REASON

KingGeorge: nah

HorseFucker: OOH DAMN ALEX WANTS ME TO PUT HIM BACK IN SO HE CAN ROAST YOUR FLAT LITTLE WHITE ASS

                        HorseFucker added DaddyHam to the conversation

DaddyHam: BOI Y/N AIN’T YOUR PROPERTY

DaddyHam: LIKE GO SUCK A DICK HOE

KingGeorge: i am not gay

DaddyHam: smh sure

DaddyHam:

Originally posted by muridicristallo

KingGeorge: fuck i hate you

DaddyHam: same :)

                          KingGeorge left the conversation

                        DaddyHam left the conversation

Angel-ica: that was interesting

WifeMaterial: mhm

ElizabethSchuyler: semi-educational

MariaReynolds: when

ElizabethSchuyler: the dick talk

MariaReynolds: i learned more about dicks from my kindergarden teacher smh

HorseFucker: DO YALL WANA HAE AN ORGY

WifeMaterial: ew no

FrenchHoe: IM FUCING DON

                                Angel-ica, WifeMaterial, ElizabethSchuyler and MariaReynolds left the conversation

FrenchHoe: IM HIGH AS HEKLL

HorseFucker: MW TOO

FrenchHoe: lets gp MOR HIHG

HorseFucker: OAY

                          HorseFucker left the conversation

                          FrenchHoe left the conversation

Fallout As Seen Through The Eyes Of The Brotherhood Of Steel
  • Fallout: Look at all this cool tech we have! What? No. You can’t have any of it. But look since this whole “Super Mutant” army thing sounds really bad we’ll help out. Surely we’ll be ok once that’s dealt with.
  • Fallout 2: Mother-Fucker! First this NCR bullshit occurs and now there’s essentially helicopters flying around? Wait a minute… Hey! New guy! Wouldn’t it be really cool if we had those helicopters too?
  • Fallout 3: (Gunning Down Mutants and destroying shit with their giant robot) YEAH NO PROBLEM! HAVE SOME FUCKING WATER! 
  • Fallout New Vegas: Look it’s really just like 12 dudes in a hole in the middle of fucking no where. Yes we have power armor, no we couldn’t hold down a single building. What do you want from us? Just leave us in our hole.
  • Fallout 4: (Flying around in their death blimp with their helicopters and their Giant Robot) Fuck synths. 

Character sheets (part one)

I found the character sheet from every child (exept Timmys *cry*) on a website, so I decides to load them up. Nobody is talking about them, but they have so great sheets.

These are the points:

I say to every sheet something (a lot) because I like making comments. Be annoyed, idc tho. So let’s get started!:

Why is his name Human Kite but his race/ethnicity says that he’s half kite half alien? I think it’ll look cool, if he had an alien look. Like a green(/some other unnatural color) skin tone or a horn? OR ONE OF HIS ATTACKS IS GROWING TENTACLES AND HE SMASHES EVERY ENIMIE AGAINST A WALL?! How cool would that be?

Idky but I like his sex/gender. He’s asexual and gender-neutral. He’s just a kite-alien. I think that fits good to him. He’s just focussing on fighting and important stuff. I like South Park because these little things: it’s not a problem to add a asexual, polysexual (see later) or homosexual character. Neither it’s a problem to add a Buddhist (part two) or a Asian character. And most minorities are the good ones: remember the Pandemic (s12e10+12) episodes? The black dude was the good one and the white one was the psycho guinea pig one. And that counts for like every time someone is a villain?

I’m not shocked that his alignment is lawful. He’s well-behaved. But then, why is he on Cartman’s side EVERY FUCKING TIME? He was in The Stick Of Truth and every other fight they (mostly between Ken, Stan, Eric and himself) had? And then he says he hates him? Yeah, I feel the hate Kahl.

Kite theologist? I just don’t ask what type of religion THAT is. I’d find it funny if they said half jew and half kite theologist. But idk, he’s not even a human anymore so…

Solar winds are his power source? Seriously? xD

I don’t have to say something about that his kryptonite is his mom exept that this is fucking hilarious? I love his character sheet.

Okay Token. You’re a cyborg. More likE A CUTE BABY KITTEN STUCK IN A TUPPER BOX THIS LOOKS SO CUTE OH MY GOD. AND HIS ANGRY FACE, IT LOOKS LIKE >:C AWW THIS IS SO ADORABLE. But really, cyborgs should look scary and he just looks cute?

I had to google gynosexual, that’s a little complicated. You see, he’s gender-neutral (obviously he plays a non-human so that makes sense) and gynosexual means ‘being attracted to women’. In this case, they used gynosexual instead of heterosexual because he has no gender. Hetero means 'other’ and homo means 'same’ but he likes woman, not others who’re gender-neutral. It’s nice that they use the right sexualities.

I’m not sure if he really is that lawful? I mean, he was the one who made the fatty doo doo series (s16e9)? That’s not against the law but still? Idk tho.

I don’t understand his religion?

His power source is hilarious, SkyMall catalog. Yeah dude, every cyborg buys his individual parts in a catalog.

His kryptonite is human emotions, that’s so emo and cute. Like 'I can’t stand feelings, they’re just making things complicated and worse’ yea you did it dude, I’m crying inside thanks to you.

First: his class is brutalist but he’s like a cinnamon role I don’t want that.

He’s human. Idk it doesn’t shock me, I mean he has diabetes so he’s a weak human. He’s straight and I think it fits him well (COUGH NOT LIKE KENNY COUGH). But dude, how could you be a brutalist AND lawful at the same time? You’re a fucking brutalist, when you start fighting everything is destroyed? I’d feel guilt all the time.

His religion is insulin. You got me there, Matt and Trey. But his power source is diabetes? That means, he needs a high/low sugar to regain himself? That’s not how diabetes works? xD Plus his religion and kryptonite doesn’t fit to his power source. He needs to feel bad, but his religion is insulin. Insulin is there to descend your high sugar. And his kryptonite is sugar, but if his sugar is on a normal value (that means around 120) he needs to eat some to get in that worse condition, even if it’s good for him to be on a normal state. Or he injects himself insulin…? I just think to much about that (my parents have diabetes, that’s why I know that), I’ll stop here.

Her sex/gender makes me cry, I love the South Park staff. They’re so open minded, that they add such a character. But I still don’t like Wendy and nothing’s gonna change that. Lol.

But guys, I’m fucking SH👀CK. Her, WENDY TESTERBURGER’S, alignment is neutral? Wtf, is that a mistake? That can’t be true? Jesus.

It was clear that she’s atheist. She’s not a person who believes in god. And that has nothing to do with her sex/gender, I have a friend who is genderfluid (and I think bi or something, she LOVES girls but had boyfriends before, but she doesn’t seem like someone who cares about sexualities so idk…?) AND muslim so shut tf up. Wendy is just someone who can’t believe in things she didn’t saw with her own eyes and understood completely. It’s a good way to think, but, like I said, I don’t like her.

Her power source is technology. I’d find something like internet connection or WLAN, maybe Wi-Fi better. Idk, technology is boring. I don’t think she gets power from a car toy. But then, her kryptonite is good. Spotty Wi-Fi is cool.

Idk, they should wrote bi-curious because that one episode his dad thought that (s11e2). But I think he’s straight and I’m like the only person on this planet with that opinion.

His alignment is chaotic. I didn’t expected that. What a big shocker.

I googled entropy and I didn’t understand that fully. He believes that everything is able to move? Ah-ha…

His power source is 'minion management’? Is that his little chaos squad from episode Franchise Prequel (s21e4)? If yes, I’m going to melt, that’s TOO cute for my heart.

Even, it’s an oldie, Trey and Matt just can’t stop making jokes about butters being grounded. And I fucking love that.

Everyone on tumblr knows his character sheet, but I still want to talk about my fav bean.

THERE IT’S WRITTEN. HE’S HOMOSEXUAL. “You need someone else to play gay with (he said something like that)” MY FUCKING ASS YOU DICK LIKING QUEER SHIT.

That his alignment is neutral is a big fucking lie. He just wrote that down because Tweek wanted that and because he’s a hero. He wants to flip people off (and does that) and I bet he loves making his sister cry. He’s an evil little shit.

His religion, “way of the fist” looool and you say you’re neutral you big motherfucking ass liar.

His power source is love. Call an ambulance, my heart fell out my chest. THIS IS SO GAY I CAN’T.

I made a post about his kryptonite which you can find here

Ignore the shitty quali, idk I found it like that.

I don’t think I have anything to say about the first two points. I mean, it was expectable. But his alignment, neutral, with who do you want to fuck. You big ass liar. But I proof that later.

The next point was also expectable, whatever “coonism” is.

His power source is coon DNA. But… from where do he get that? I have two theories:

  1. He eats his own cum.
  2. He kills/rapes coons.


I’m not sure what’s right. Both sounds like Cartman.

Back to lying: You don’t think that he’s a liar? Look at his kryptonite, “none”, YES OFC YOU BIG FAT PUSSY. KYLE NEEDS TO PUSH YOU AGAINST A WALL AND YOU START CRYING. HOW COULD YOU TELL SUCH A LIE AND STILL SLEEP NORMALY? Your kryptonite is your cocky mouth mister.




This was part one, because you just can add 10 pics and there’re still kids to follow. So, part one. Part two follows. Hope you liked me rambling shit. Goodbye.