11 is fine

4

*slides across the floor*

who else is here for domestic married victuuri because i’ve been thinking about it for twelve hours and i’m not sure if i can get out of this hole ever again–

scribble bonus! c’mon yurio time is a factor

I want to cry and scream until my lungs hurt or I run out of tears. I want to throw things until they break and punch walls until I can no longer feel my hands. I want to kick down my door or throw myself onto the floor until my body stops shaking. I have so many pent up emotions, anger, hurt, sadness, betrayal. I want to hurt everything because everything is hurting me.
—  but all i’m going to do is pretend that everything is fine ( 11:15 )
  • The most common phrase heard in the band room: "God I hate band so much. I'm gonna quit"
  • The least carried out phrase heard in the band room: "God I hate band so much. I'm gonna quit"
Science Pick-Up Lines
  • Chem students do it on the table periodically
  • You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
  • Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
  • If i was an enzyme, i'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes
  • Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because your CuTe
  • Are you my Appendix, cause I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
  • Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?
  • I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
  • You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
  • Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe
  • You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
  • Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
  • Are you made of copper? Cause I Cu in a relationship with me.
  • You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without "xy".
  • I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
  • My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density"
  • Let's find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed
  • You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because your a total BaBe.
  • You're so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down.
  • Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential
  • Are you chloroplast cause you'd be good on my stem.
  • Want to test the spring constant of my mattress?