11 hours so far

TO THE ANON WHO ASKED IF I DO REQUESTS VERY NICELY AND ASKED FOR BENNY AND NINA: i do! ((just very slowly and in a random order with no guarantee i’ll ever do them and a chance that as i go to post it the whole ask will disappear,, my bad)) 

 here’s benny surprising nina by showing up at stanford for valentine’s day (the surprise is that valentine’s day was yesterday)

11 hours so far!

So much for taking after my aunt with a short labour! Looks like I might even beat my mother’s record of 13 hours. Thanks, Jules.

Basically his heart rate is dropping every time I have a contraction which could be Bad as they get closer together (I’m having 4 every 10 mins right now) so they’re trying to decide what to do.

I love how Noctis basically does what us regular people do when it starts to rain. Sticks his hand out as it begins to rain and is basically like, “What the fuck is this?”

Last night shift for inpatient tonight.

I’ve been running around with the intern and helping where I can. She told me that I write great notes, and that she’s picky with her style but likes how I write my H&Ps. I actually went back to a couple of them and she essentially kept everything I typed. 🤗

The senior resident commented that they enjoyed me and were going to write me a glowing eval. Hopefully that means more than just a satisfactory pass.

11 hours of working so far and I’m feeling pretty wired. Every other night shift has been pretty slow with all SI admissions, so it was nice to have a change of pace tonight.

teenage years survey

I screwed up 66% of my teenage life:

[ x] Kissed someone before dating
[ x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far:3

[] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[ x] Missed school just because you felt like it
[] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 6

[ x] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[x] Text people during class
[X] Passed notes
[X] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 11

[X] Took pictures during school hours
[ x] Called someone during school hours
[ x] Listened to iPod,CD,etc during school hours
Total so far: 14

[ ] Threw something at the teacher
[ x] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x ] Broke the dress code
[ x] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class
Total so far: 18

[ ] Gotten a call from school
[ ] Been called the worst student
[ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[] Didn’t take your stuff to school
[] Given a teacher the finger when they weren’t looking
Total so far: 18

[ x] Faked your parents signature
[] Slept in class
[X] Cursed at your teacher behind their back
[X] Copied homework
[ x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[ ]Thrown food in the lunch room
total so far: 22

Multiply by 3
Post as “i screwed up (the number you got)% of my teenage life

How much of your teenage life have you screwed up?

I’ve got to tell you guys about all the amazing things happening over at Susie’s Senior Dogs. So we started this page on a whim last week, for the purpose of placing old dogs in new homes. (And by we, I mean 95% my girlfriend, and 5% me– let’s be honest.) Nearly 100,000 people “liked” the page in 24 hours. 

We’ve posted about 11 dogs so far, and 6 of them have been adopted– from all over the country. It’s just been an incredible success. Almost all of these dogs were ten years or older, and many of them had been in shelters for a long time. Check out these pictures of the pups in their new homes. Remember, these guys were sleeping in cages just last week. 

From Left to Right: Nina (13), Fancy (12), and Max (10).

Prompt: can i has another part of the shield/ joker ? it has been 2 months since she had to leave shield and she is having a rough time with it so J leaves cute gifts for her to find all day long to try and cheer her up , the last gift happens to be a very expensive and beautiful dress with note asking her to meet him on the roof at 8 and she has no clue he has a very romantic night planned(nice dinner, and has pillows and blankets set up so they can relax after) and is going to ask her to marry him(of course she will say yes)

Prompt: I know you have so many requests atm, but could you do a fluffy Jared Joker fic? When you get the chance :) Thanks! (P.s I hope you are getting better!) :D xx


You know despite living in an abandoned theater, with a deranged serial killer and robber whose goal was to kill your SHIELD friends and take over the world, it isn’t as horrible as you thought. The living conditions were actually quite nice.

Its just that I miss my old life.

I know, I know, how could you ever be sad with the love of your life? Well, friendship means a lot, and I miss them.

The other day Steve has made a public announcement of the News about you. You were eating popcorn when suddenly flashed on Steve. His blonde hair had looked darker than usual, contouring against the bags under his eyes.

His hands were shaking against the microphone, mouth so close to it I thought it would clatter against his teeth.

“Y/N, Y/N listen to me you have to come home. I get it. You’re scared and you thnk you’re in love, but you aren’t! You’re just allured to the idea of darkness. Or you may not even be wiling in this relationship. Just come home, we’ll protect you-” shutting off the TV, I threw the remote across the room.

My nerves getting to me, I just stare at the glass of coffee in from of me. There wasn’t any poetic thing in it, nor was there that future reading shit that people says there are like Phoebe Buffay says.

It was just you didn’t know what to believe in anymore, or what to look for, so you just stared at coffee. Not like you had anything better to do anyways.

“I’m sorry.” Joker said, stretching his lips.

“You have no reason to be sorry.” I sigh, propping my elbows on my thighs, lifting my head up and feeling my cheeks freezing from tears I didn’t know were there.

“Yes it is. If I hadn’t stayed over-” “J,” I smile, getting up from the couch and walking over to him, “We’re a team. We rather go into things together or not at all. Its  my job to support you, because I love you and I need to keep the things  I love close.”

Joker gives a gracious grin. Not a glaring one or a sneaky one, but a sweet, sincere one. Continuously pecking your lips he smiles,”I love you, Y/N.”


The next day, you woke up to the sounds of birds chirping. Your blankets were messy  and crinkled. Also, you felt cold due to the lack of protective arms that were usually wrapped around you when you woke up.

Instead you flipped yourself only to be smacked with a light object. Opening your eyes you lifted your head up slightly to only be knocked by something sharp. 

Smacking everything away, you realized what they were and your mouth smiled so wide you thought your jaw would fall off. There were all pictures of you two. You and Joker had always taken pictures of yourself because it was a reminder for when you two were away. To remind yourself how happy you two were when around each other, and that the risk was always worth it.

Also, you wanted to keep those cute memories of you two. It made you felt loved.


It was 11 a.m, two hours after waking up and so far no Joker anywhere.

Deciding to get a cup of coffee, you were surprised to find the cabinet entirely empty except for one.

He knew  you’s kiss him every second of his life if you didn’t need to breathe. But right when you got air, you’d give him another kiss.


At 3 p.m you were just getting out of the bathroom, when you found something sitting tightly right next to the door outside the bathroom.

Dear Y/N,

No, no, no, no.

I am not wearing the ring. It is small and it will turn my pinky finger purple and make it fall off.

And no no no don’t even choose the necklace just because you think it’d be funny to see my reaction.

Plus, I would never feel as honored than to give you my heart, and let you have if. If only you’d promise to give me yours

I chose the ring. 

There was nothing more I wanted than his beautiful heart.


It was five p.m and you were craving food. 

Going to the kitchen you were met with sweets. YES  SWEETS, with a sweet message that made me want to scream in pride and dance around. I was s happy that I almost didn’t want to touch it.

But I was craving food, so I did.


It was eight p.m when you were met with a note.

Dear Y/N,

Come by now. To the rooftop.

I love you

Love, Joker

P.S. Please come up now, seriously if I have to wait another minute I’m going to vomit in nervousness.

You quickly rushed up to the rooftop. You didn’t know what to expect or what was going to be there, but you just excited to find Joker and give him a huge kiss to thank him for everything.

Basically tearing the door open, you almost burst into tears by what you found. It was Joker in the most romantic scene you could ever imagine. There was dinner, pillows, forts and  a projector with movies that you love.

You loved it.

Joker was wearing a tuxedo and his makeup was removed, leaving him naked and beautiful. Opening up his arms he shrugged, “I just wanted to remind you that we work and that I appreciate everything that you’ve been doing.”

“ I appreciate you everyday. Now can we please eat-”

“Actually there’s one thing I have to do first.” he interrupted getting down on one knee.

You started to feel your legs tremble as he pulled out a ring and you swore that you would fall on your knees if he took another minute.

“Y/N, I have loved you since I first saw you. You were just so alluring that you put all my desires, all my insanity to a rest, all of that was you. You made me stop what I was doing just because I look at you. And that was the moment I knew I had to have you. I love you as a whole. Even the things you think are flaws, I love them, I think they’re the cutest thing ever. Nothing will ever keep me away from you. SHIELD. Laws. Police. Everything. I will always stick by you. And I know you’d do it for me. So I have to ask you…will you marry-”

“YES YES YES! You don’t even need to ask, yes!”