Me: Speaking of books… I really wanna pre-order Dan & Phil’s book, it comes out the day after my birthday.
Her: Who? What book?
Me: Dan & Phil. They wrote a book-
Her: Who is that?
Me: *sigh* Remember those two guys in the craft video that I was watching yesterday? That’s Dan & Phil.
Her: I’m pretty sure they’re gay.
She doesn’t even know about phan and she can see it.