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my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

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The modern adventures of Han and Ben Kylo (Manip AU)

Han finally tries to reach out to his son with the gift of comedy. Unfortunately for him, Kylo is a shitbird who likes ruining everything.

The rest of the series is here

(It’s been three months since the last one but I’ve finally done my 50th Modern Solo Adventures post! Thanks for sticking with me, guys! x)