100: flawless beings

  • Me: How does cane become a reed?
  • Oboe friend 1: Sprinkle fairy dust on it.
  • Oboe friend 2: Put it in the microwave for two minutes.
  • Oboe friend 3: It should become a little al dente.
  • Oboe friend 2: Don't forget the alfredo.
  • Oboe friend 1: And a sprinkle of sadness.
  • Oboe friend 3: A dash of insanity.
  • Oboe friend 2: The blood of your enemies if you're feeling fancy.