• <p><b>Someone:</b> I need some volunteers to help lift this heavy object<p/><b>Me, a lazy and weak individual:</b> please don't ask me please don't ask me<p/><b>Someone:</b> I need some big strong men to lift this! You don't have to help.<p/><b>Me, filled with irrational feminist rage:</b> wtf i'll lift that couch up one handed and bench press it<p/></p>