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Harry Potter rated by explicit representation of LGBT+ characters
  • philosopher's stone: nothing. thanks, jk. 0/10
  • chamber of secrets: nothing. thanks, jk. 0/10
  • prisoner of azkaban: elaborate werewolf=AIDs metaphor without explicitly calling Remus gay and ignoring that gay people were the ones overwhelmingly affected by the AIDs crisis (and later placing him in a heterosexual relationship). snape has a visceral hatred of remus and while substituting for remus' class, has his students write an essay about how to kill werewolves. pretty sure using her metaphor, this classifies as a hate crime. thanks, jk. -20/10
  • triwizard tournament: nothing. also failed to mention remus in any substantial way, getting rid of the one character that could arguably be placed in the LGBT community. 0/10
  • order of the phoenix: "who's cedric, your boyfriend?" fuck you, dudley. umbridge has apparently created laws discriminating against werewolves, remus cannot get a job. presumably this is the fault of snape's early fuckery. thanks, jk. -10/10
  • half-blood prince: nothing. thanks, jk. 0/10
  • deathly hallows: remus dies. also, relationship between grindlewald and dumbledore is described but never mentioned as anything other than platonic. out of world confirmation that dumbledore is gay without ever giving us explicit in book confirmation because it "is not relevant to harry's journey". Horrible. -1000000/10

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I am excited to read this amazing book, and I also excited about the fact the covers soft. I can’t stop rubbing it. Kay said it feels like butter, and damn straight it does!

Real talk tho: I am excited and im happy I fought through my chronic pain to see Kay perform. I got to talk to them as well. Even though I was nervous I am so glad I did! I felt a huge connection to the poetry I heard tonight, its such a relief to find other trans spoony pilipinx irl!

I 1000000% recommend reading this book if you can get your hands on it, and Kay can be found on Tumblr as @brownroundboi

  1. Drank at least one coffee in her fictitious life
  2. cured world hunger on more than one occasion
  3. was a Pro footballer AND pro basketballer
  4. Named MVP for Superbowl XLVI
  5. Tri-lingual (Urdu, Italian, Slovak)
  6. Is not a twin
  7. Strong advocate of socialism and catalysed crucial social change in the “Friends” universe
  8. Sold over 1000000 copies of her book, “Rachel Green: Scene Queen”
  9. On 18 occasions was named TIME magazine person of the year
  10. Best friends are a dog and a bird
  11. Self-employed
  12. Campaigned successfully for the release of fictional train robber Dumpes Gringle
  13. Never swore on air
  14. Never broke the 4th wall
  15. Co-wrote the “Friends” universe’s version of Harry Potter
  16. Alchemy
  17. Had a real “get-up and go” attitude
  18. Dispelled the urban myth that all new yorkers were aliens
  19. Master of multiple disciplines of karate
  20. Never committed an act of treason against the U.S. Government
  21. Defeated Joey