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If Marvel is humans becoming gods, DC is gods becoming human. And this is that done right. This reminded me of what’s wonderful about DC and why its characters are still timeless. When done correctly, it blends myth with reality, the ordinary with the extraordinary, mortal with immortal. It’s the closest we have to current Greek mythology. It’s honest. It’s powerful. It lasts forever. This is the movie that made me remember why I love DC in the first place.

NC: Wonder Woman

Modern heartbreak is “read at 9:13 p.m.” when it’s 9:40. it’s unliked photos, it’s blocking and unblocking and blocking and unblocking. modern heartbreak is sick with being watched, it’s breakups playing out on twitter feeds, it’s unfollowed unfollowed unfollowed. it’s screenshotted photos that shouldn’t have been saved, it’s screenshotted texts meant for one person only. it’s seeing your ex lover with their new one, watching their lives playing out like yours didn’t, it’s phones thrown into bedroom walls when their profile changes from single to in a relationship. it’s snapchat stories to make that one person jealous because it feels like without them you’re nothing, it’s that one story expiring before they see it because they don’t give a fuck about you now and you know it, it’s deleting their contact info but wanting it tattooed on the back of your hand in case you ever want to call, it’s messy it’s messy it’s messy it’s so fucking messy because everyone fucking sees it and it never goes away.

Zenyatta: peace and blessings be upon you all uvu

also Zenyatta: pain is an excellent teacher

Zenyatta: death is whimsical today

Zenyatta: (to an enemy Genji when using a discord orb) I̮̹̯̼͜ͅ ̵̪̗̳̠̜͜ͅk͍͖̯̩͠n̷̲̮͇̮͍ͅͅó̡͚̗̰́w̸̶̬̖͠ ̖͈t͎h͓̻̙͔ẹ̰̻͕͘̕͟ ̤̩̲͈̤͢d͎̥̠̫͖͈̫o̶̭̜͇̩̤̠̫ͅụ̜̱͕̱͙͜ͅb̜̘̣̞͍̱̫̗̖t̞̭͇̙̙͝s̻̺̟̬̙͘͡ͅ ̷̦͖́͘t̨͔̩͇͕̗h̲̭̭͓̞͖̞͚͞a̸̠̹̰̜t̶̛͔̱̱ ̡̛̙͕̰́p̴̸̢̺͉̘̼l҉͉͔̳̮͔͇̰͔a̱̼͕g̴̷͈̘̬͓̳̦̠͖̫u̵̴̪͓͢ͅe̶̻̦͈ ̡̛̝̩y̴͙̦̬̺͍̬̕o̰͚͇u̵̫͚͎̱͙.̢̛̦͉

Homestuck Tips for First Time Readers:

  • Act 3 is when it starts getting good during your first read
  • The pesterlogs are long, but they’re important
  • The Midnight Crew intermission is also important, but not enjoyable the first time you read it, especially if you have trouble following circular time travel plots.  It’s much funnier the second time around, I promise
  • The Exiles are not enjoyable the first time.  They grow on you, don’t worry (and they’re funnier during Read #2)
  • When you reach Act 5 and meet the trolls, you may become irrationally angry that you just got used to the 4 kids and now you have to meet and like 12 more characters?  Fuck this and fuck you Hussie I’m not reading this comic anymore these feelings are normal and expected
  • Take your time with the interactive games, they’re full of easter eggs that are plot relevant
  • Sometimes Hussie just fucks with you
  • Have fun and go at your own pace
I’m one of those people that can’t let go. If I’ve had fun with you once, I will text you on your birthday for at least the next five years. If we were friends in elementary school and haven’t talked since, I guarantee I still know your mom’s name and your favorite food. My crushes never go away, they just fade. I still tell stories about great times with people I haven’t seen in years. If you turn down my offer to get drinks and catch up ten times, I promise I will still ask an 11th time. If we fight and you block me, I will find a way to check in on you anyway to make sure you’re okay. So if I give up on you, just know that you damn well deserved it.