100 to 5000

there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’ll kill you in real life, kevin”

the signs

aries: gay

taurus: fucking weird 

gemini: y'all need to shut up

cancer: express your feelings you twit

leo: just like .. quit fucking around… 

virgo: idk who any of y'all are cause u all hide everything about yourself???? who are u!!!

libra: soft

scorpio: ???????????

sagitarrius: The Best Sign The Best At Everything

capricorn: just like chill…..relax… nap… 

aquarius: good at telling stories 

pisces: you’re not THAT cool quit acting like you’re the coolest person ever because you did like one cool thing 2 years ago