» Abigail Bartlet » The West Wing » Played by Stockard Channing
“Memory lapses, loss of cognitive function, failure to reason, failure to think clearly. And I can’t tell you if it’s going to happen. I don’t know if it’s going to get better, I don’t know if it’s going to get worse. But we had a deal. And that deal is how you justified keeping it a secret from the world. It’s how you justified it to God… It’s how you justified it to me.”
Chibs: Easy there darling, that boy’s got a glass ball. Half Sack: It’s actually a chrystal ball, it allows me to see the future of my penis. Chibs: How’s that working out for you? Half Sack: It’s looking pretty good.
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» Alice Tinker » The Vicar of Dibley » Played by Emma Chambers
“Well, I can’t believe the stuff that is not I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter is not I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter. And I can’t believe that both I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter and the stuff that I can’t believe is not I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter are both, in fact, not butter. And I believe… they both might be butter… in a cunning disguise. And, in fact, there’s a lot more butter around than we all thought there was.”