me : *is the first one to finish the reading of a paper in class *
teacher : Have you finish yet ?
me : yep
teacher : Wow, you’re a quick reader !
me : I read a lot.
teacher : Really, that’s great. What do you read ?
me : *think about all the 60k (and more) fics I’ve been reading since the last few years*… Harry… Potter…
teacher : *confused* the last one was published about 10 years ago…
me : I read it…again… a lot ?