10 year old child

24 years deep…

Dear X-Files,

One day, today, I’ll speak of a truth - of the miracle of your birth.

I actually was thinking about you, this gift that you gave me, us, for your birthday.

I think that there are extraordinary men and women and extraordinary moments when history leaps forward on the backs of these individuals, that what can be imagined can be achieved, that you must dare to dream, but that there’s no substitute for perseverance and hard work and teamwork because no one gets there alone; and that, while we commemorate the greatness of these events and the individuals who achieve them, we cannot forget the sacrifice of those who make these achievements and leaps possible.

X-Files, you saved me!

As difficult and as frustrating as it’s been sometimes, your goddamned strict rationalism and science have saved me a thousand times over!

You’ve kept me honest.

You’ve made me a whole person.

I owe you everything, X-Files, and you owe me nothing.

I was like you once. I didn’t know who to trust. Then chose another path, another life, another fate, where I found you, X-Files.

When my world was unrecognizable and upside down, there was one thing that remained the same.

You were my friend, and you told me the truth.

Even when my world was falling apart, you were my constant.

My touchstone.

Dear, X-Files, you have to believe me. Nobody else on this whole damn planet does or ever will.

You’re my one in five billion.

Imagine, chance meeting your perfect other, your perfect opposite - your protector and endangerer.

Chance embarking with this other on the greatest of journeys - a search for truths fugitive and imponderable.

The truths are out there.

The truth is not found in science, or on some unseen plane, but by looking into your own heart.

Thank you for changing my life.

Thank you for this journey.

Thank you for giving me, us, Mulder & Scully.

For the truest truths, are what hold us together, or keep us painfully, desperately apart.

So thank you X-Files for teaching me, us, that:

The truth is out there!
Don’t give up!
Trust no one!
Deny Everything!

And always always always remember, if we quit now, they win.

Happy 24th X-Files!
xo
✖️📁👽

For @seungchuchuweek’s Day 5 Prompt: Mythology/Folklore!

Featuring an au I’ve been working on for a while, set vaguely in a Tang dynasty-like China. Seung Gil is a Kumiho* and Phichit is a furry

*nine-tailed fox

Slytherin aunts/uncles:

-They’re the reason your 10-year-old child can play blackjack and shoot a bow and arrow

-“No cussing around the kid!”
“Oh shit, sorry”

-“Don’t tell your mom I gave you chocolate”

-“I got them 28 Christmas gifts, is that enough?”

-“A bully at school hit me!”
“Well I’ve never beat up a 9-year-old before, but I will now”

-“I would rather fucking die than miss that school play”

-“If you get in trouble with your mom, tell her I said it was okay”

The tweak family:

  • According to sot, sends their 10 year old child into dangerous situations involving drugs
  • Feed child said drugs through coffee
  • Are emotionally neglectful
  • According to Richard in Tweek x Craig, only saw Tweek as a “spaz” and now only sees him as a “homosexual spaz”
  • Ignore Tweek’s anxiety / pass off his problems as being normal / shove coping mechanisms on him without consideration for his feelings or needs
  • Tweek is clearly uncomfortable around them
  • “You guys never help me I hate it I want out I want out”


They are bad parents I’m adopting Tweek he’s mine now

thank you, live action beauty and the beast, for explaining so many plotholes from the original that have annoyed me since childhood

  • Prince Adam (Adamn) being an actual selfish prick at the start (and an adult, not some poor 10 year old child with stranger danger awareness)
  • The enchantress making everyone forget the massive fucking castle 20 minutes from the village
  • Adam’s backstory to why he was a douche canoe 
  • Adam being able to read (and his delightful review of Romeo and Juliet) because of course a prince would have the best education there was not to mention a decade of free time

Plotholes not covered by the remake

  • food. where the fuck is they getting fresh produce from? they sure as shit couldn’t grow tomatoes in everlasting winter
Better Than Mona Lisa

Pairing: Tony x Child!Reader

Characters: Tony, Reader

Prompt: Little 10 year old Reader draws Iron Man, so they show it to Tony.

Word Count: 690+

Author’s Notes: Continuation of ‘The Youngest Human’.




Today was any ordinary day in the Avengers Tower. Steve was out with Natasha, Clint was nowhere to be found (but was probably in the vents, since a mysterious sound coming from the ceiling was heard not too long ago), Thor was in Asgard, Bruce was out buying a suit for some science convention, and Tony was probably just lazing around. You were in the common room on floor 28, your tongue sticking out of your mouth and your brows furrowed in concentration.

“Don’t stray… out of the lines…” You mumbled in your much higher adolescent voice.

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Camp Camp Theories

Okay first off we all know Jasper dies in the end. There’s no possible way he could have survived. He’s a child no older than 10 years old. Fresh, open wounds like that will easily get infected and kill him. That’s all I really have to say about it.

Maybe David didn’t lie about the story. But you also have to realize how the story was eventually cut off. To where they were incubating the Platypus eggs. From what we’ve been told by Neil a Platypus kick has enough venom in it to kill you. Maybe the mother platypus was there and Jasper held the babies the wrong way. Venom and a deep chest wound is not a very good mixure. Maybe he did on instant from it. We might not ever know. Which brings me to my next theory.

David suffers from PTSD and takes medication and I can back it up. So you know this frame right here?

Can I add David is also afraid of the Platypus which I think is kinda rare because he loves nature and all things that inhabit it yadahyadah and why would he not be afraid of the Platypus if something had happened with it earlier in life hnnNNmMMMmmm

David is a soft hearted person, we can all see that. He’s not squeamish towards death, like when the Platypus those fuckin bitches gfs ha h ate the Hamster. I know, a human life and animal life are not the same thing but c'mon dont tell me tyou wouldn’t get upset if you saw an animal WAS EATEN ALIVE IN FRONT OF YOU. Maybe he’s used to it and the pills are keeping his fragile mind at ease.

This is very. Extra. And I know im looking way too into this, but thanks for reading my shitty theory!

Little One

Requested By Anon

Pairings: Peter Parker x Short!Reader


Scott has created a chatroom.

Scott has invited Y/N, Peter, Wanda, Vision.

Scott: Which one of you can help me get out of training today? Any ideas?

Peter: We all have training today. I don’t think Mr. Stark or Cap would approve.

Scott: Please.

Wanda: Why not? I’ll cover for you.

Vision: It would be unfair to all of us if Scott didn’t train today.

Scott: I really want to visit my daughter today. C’mon!

Y/N: I’ll help you. I’ll keep Steve distracted until we can come up with an excuse for you.

Peter: How will you do that? Will he even see you?

Y/N: I am short! Not invisible!

Peter: Whatever you say, Shorty.

Y/N: IT IS NOT MY FAULT HE’S A WALKING TREE AND SO ARE YOU

Peter: That makes you a shrub.

Vision: Peter, stop teasing her!

Wanda: No, keep teasing her!

Vision: Wanda!

Wanda: Vision!

Peter: But she gets even cuter when angry!

Wanda: I am hoping that you finally confess your feelings to her.

Y/N: FIGHT ME PARKER

Wanda: Looks like it might take a while…

Peter: You’re not tall enough to reach my face to punch me, but I surrender from your adorableness. It’s too much for me.

Wanda: Just tell her and maybe you two will finally stop fighting!

Peter: There’s nothing to tell!

Wanda: You tease her because you like her!

Peter: No, because she’s short!

Y/N: Wanda why are you talking to a spider? Odd.

Scott: WE HAVE TRAINING IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES AND I STILL NEED A PLAN TO GET OUT OF IT.

Peter: I don’t think it’s fair if Scott gets excused. I’m swamped with school work but you don’t see me bailing.

Y/N: UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE HERE, I will help. Steve is with T’Challa right now, I will stall him.

Peter: Hi, I’m some people. It makes sense you would help Scott. Both of you are so tiny.

Y/N: Shut up, you sound like Thor.

Scott: I’M NOT TINY, YOUNG MAN

Peter: … You shrink, remember?

Scott: Right.

Wanda: Wait, Scott. Why don’t you just ask Steve for the day off? I’m sure he won’t mind.

Scott: I did that last week. I can’t ask again.

Vision: Another reason why Scott should not get out of training. 

Scott: You would understand if you had children.

Vision: Do Y/N and Peter count?

Y/N: WE ARE NOT CHILDREN

Peter: I’m not but Y/N is.

Scott: Yes. That counts. How do you manage with them?

Y/N: I AM NOT A CHILD YOU SPIDER

Peter: I’ve seen 10 year olds taller than you. .

Vision: It is extremely exhausting, Scott.

Y/N: Vision is not even two years old! He’s not in charge of me!

Peter: He should be since he’s taller than you, Little One.

Scott: If it wasn’t for you and Steve, I think Y/N might have murdered Peter by now.

Y/N: HEIGHT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, PARKER!

Peter: Are you saying that because you’re not tall enough to ride any of the rides?

Vision: Oh she has tried fighting him several times but Peter just hugs her in response.

Y/N: I’VE HAD ENOUGH

Peter: What are you gonna do, Frodo Baggins?

Wanda: Will you two finally make out?

Y/N: What?

Wanda: Nothing.

Peter: The message is there. We can see it.

Wanda: … It’s almost time for training, see you there!

Wanda has left the chat.

Y/N: Peter distracted me! I didn’t get to stall Steve. Sorry, Scott!

Vision: My plan has been a success. Now, Scott, there is no way out of training.

Scott: CURSE YOU VISION!

Scott has left the chat.

Vision has left the chat.

Y/N: I don’t think I’ll attend training today, not if you’re there!

Peter: Steve won’t wike that, wittle won. Plus I’ll miss you wevy much, wittle won.

Y/N: Stop it.

Peter: Make me.

Y/N has added Thor.

Peter: THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

Y/N: Thor, Peter is being mean.

Peter: No, I’m not!

Thor: SIR PARKER, DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT IT IS UNBECOMING OF YOU TO PICK ON LADY Y/N’S STATURE?! YES, SHE IS QUITE SMALL, AND YES, I SOMETIMES FORGET SHE’S STANDING BESIDE ME AND FREAK OUT THAT SHE’S MISSING, AND YES, SOMETIMES SHE NEEDS ME TO BRING THINGS DOWN FROM PLACES THAT ARE OUT OF HER REACH, AND YES, I SOMETIMES HAVE TO CARRY HER ON MISSIONS BECAUSE HER LEGS ARE TOO SHORT TO KEEP UP WITH ME

Y/N: Hey!

Thor: BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU MAY JEST ABOUT IT!

Peter: I’m sorry! I don’t mean to offend her. I like her, a lot! Wanda was right!

Thor: You must make it up to her and the only way for you to do that is in battle. Prove that you are a worthy warrior and I will forgive this.

Y/N: Wait, Thor. I know Peter was joking, I was too. Please don’t fight him.

Thor: Oh, I was going to suggest he fight my brother but if that is the case, Lady Y/N, I will not make him do that. But I will not allow anyone else to jest about your height.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: Shorty, Kid, why aren’t you two at training? Steve’s waiting.

Thor: STARK, THE SPIDER-BOY IS THE ONLY ONE WHO I SHALL ALLOW TO ADDRESS LADY Y/N IN THAT WAY!

Tony: What?

Tony: Oh. COME ON! REALLY? NOT THE FACE THIS TIME!

Tony has left the chat.

Thor has left the chat.

Y/N: I should have told Thor that Tony calls me shorty too.

Peter: We should help him.

Y/N: … But we have training.

Peter: …And he did flirt with my aunt.

Y/N: He’ll be fine.

Peter: Guess we shouldn’t keep Steve waiting any longer.

Y/N: Oh and by the way,

Peter: ?

Y/N: I like you too.

Y/N: YOU GIANT.

Peter:  WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH THIS GIANT FOR SOME CHIMICHANGAS AFTER TRAINING?

Y/N: I’LL THINK ABOUT IT.

Y/N has left the chat.

Peter: I’M TAKING THAT AS A YES.

Peter has left the chat.

I want you guys to remember something

Ao Guang/Ao Kuang, Dragon King that rules over the Eastern Seas, bringer of storms and droughts alike, and other most powerful of the Dragon Kings, was defeated and humiliated by a child that probably wasn’t even 10 years old at the time, and a monkey looking for a weapon.

The great and powerful Ao Kuang/Ao Guang was defeated by a child and a monkey, in that order.

les amis as people ive served at work

inspired by @grantairelibere !!
joly: used their inhaler during the transaction but refused any help, informed me they dont need a bag because they dont use plastic
combeferre: spent half an hour discussing dozens of classic novels with me, seemed entirely unaware of his own astronomic attractiveness. shook my hand before leaving. instead of exchanging numbers, we gave each other reading lists. (please come back)
jehan: asked to see our books on greek mythology. wanted to see the ‘gory stuff for my song lyrics’
courfeyrac: came in with his friend after spending the day shopping, told me they’d intended to see the hadron collider but kept getting distracted. told me jokes while i restocked the shelves, because they didnt actually want to buy anything, they were just waiting for their friend who had accidentally (????) gotten on a bus after lunch
bousset: the friend that accidentally got on the bus
bahorel: the 6′2 individual who scowled at me until i asked if he needed help- he asked me to help find bob the cat’s biography and thanked me very enthusiastically when i did
enjolras: didnt say a word to me as he purchased the communist manifesto. just steady eye contact, and didnt even respond when asked if he was a loyalty card holder or if he wanted a bag. im not sure what he was trying to communicate but it was effective
grantaire: stayed in our tiny arts section for two hours, sitting cross legged on the floor, reading as much as he could
marius: came in with his (apparently long suffering) girlfriend and asked me to find a 10+ year old book about a child in ancient egypt without parents, that he couldnt even remember the name of. apologised for being difficult often, and ended up buying the percy jackson books
feuilly: asked me for help so their anxious friend wouldnt have to 

BONUS
montparnasse: came in in a perfectly tailored blacker-than-black suit, hair dyed half blond half brown and in a pony tail and bought his partner a biography about an obscure foreign model
valjean: managed to look fond and loving even while dragging his (previously lost) daughter away from the YA section


anonymous asked:

I'm Chris Hansen, and I'm doing an investigation into the recent disappearance of a 10 year old child. The child's name is Angus McDonald, and he's been missing for about six months, he was last seen in Waterdeep, getting into a carriage with an adult human female and an adult gnome male. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?

How did you get this number

naehja  asked:

Last question for today, I promise XD. Somewhere I would not blame Real!Ciel if he was very angry toward our Ciel (and not the most yandere of all the nii-chan). i mean, it's understandable seen the circonstances. What do you think? (((Our!Ciel has "sacrified" him, has take his name and has took away his right to rest in peace in people's memory (since Ciel is not dead fot them))))

I’m not even sure if real!Ciel really is angry towards our!Ciel to begin with :( I seriously don’t have a clue what he’s up to, so I can’t really comment on this part, but as for our!Ciel, I actually do /not/ think he had a hand in the sacrificing of real!Ciel.

I mean, we saw in the flashback how real!Ciel got taken out of the cage and dragged to the altar and how our!Ciel reached his hand to real!Ciel from the cage and screamed “No, don’t take him away!!” (ch90).

We also know that our!Ciel was comforted by real!Ciel’s existence during their captivity (ch90), he also suffers from severe survivor’s guilt (ch91) and blames himself for real!Ciel’s death. So considering all this I rather believe that our!Ciel did /not/ want real!Ciel to be sacrificed. He might have somehow “caused” the cultists to pick real!Ciel for their next sacrifice instead of him, but in the end, it’s the cultists who killed real!Ciel, and our!Ciel was in the cage, there was no way a 10-year-old sickly child could have saved his brother in that situation. So saying our!Ciel actively “sacrificed” real!Ciel is a little bit questionable to me, particularly since we know how much our!Ciel has been suffering from real!Ciel’s death (ch54, ch90, ch91, ch95).

I know real!Ciel said “The power you acquired by sacrifing mein the YP translation

which sounds like our!Ciel sacrificed him on purpose, but let me clarify two things:

- this is our!Ciel’s dream (nightmare), so this whole dream sequence is from our!Ciel’s POV, i.e. from the POV of the person who blames himself for real!Ciel’s death. Every thing RC says in this dream is what our!Ciel *thinks* or rather *fears* he might say to him and is not necessarily the truth.

- The phrase “~を犠牲に” is a set phrase and can also be translated to more neutral/passive phrases like “at someone’s cost” “at the expense of” which would make our!Ciel seem less actively involved in real!Ciel’s death. So again, translation is a translator’s interpretation, YP interpreted that our!Ciel had a hand in real!Ciel’s death, I for one interpret it differently, more like “the power you gained at my expense” (in the sense of “I paid the ‘price to cross the river’ for you with my own death”).