Summary: It’s Steve’s 99th Birthday, so you give him 99 reasons why you love him.
A/N: On July 4th, 1918, Steven Grant Rogers was born…HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVIE!!!
Warning: ULTIMATE FLUFF ALERT. also, this is pretty lengthy. but whatevs.
You were awake really early today. You were just too excited. It was your husband, Steve’s 99th birthday. Big wow! For the first 5 minutes after you woke up, you just watched the super soldier sleep. His face was neutral, but you could tell how content he was. You heart swelled knowing that you were the cause.
You cautiously kissed him on the forehead and slipped out of bed walking towards your dresser. You opened the top drawer and dug underneath your clothes to find the little cards. This was your birthday present to Steve.
You crept quietly to the edge of the bed and laid out the first 10 then brought the rest with you. You went to the kitchen and set 10 more onto the counter island, then began to gather the things you needed to make breakfast.
• despite what you think, he won’t be that geek with a book in his hand at the back of the room
• cannot and will not go to a party by himself “come on Brian we’re gonna turn up”
• he wouldn’t be caught dead wearing anything that’s “in” so you’ll see lots of baggy sweaters and ripped jeans (jae it’s 90° wyd)
• pretends like he’s not having the best time of his life while watching Wonpil crank it on the dancefloor
• gets hit on by like 8 different people, but refuses to dance with anyone of them unless they brought him a slice of pizza
• you’ll see him pulling up with the crew in his mom’s car *vintage* with sunglasses and all
• loses the other guys like halfway through a dance battle and ends up winning $300 bc everyone bet against him
• challenges Wonpil to a dance battle and you swore you’ve never been to a more lit party…*somewhere in the JYP building* “mark something is wrong”
• goes hella hard whenever Nicki Minaj is playing and almost loses a rib, don’t ask
• you’d think he’s drunk like a couple hours in, but he’s babysitting a beer bottle bc he’s gotta drive everyone home :)
• listen he’s too stressed out from studying and writing new songs, Jae would have to drag him out to have a fun time
• wants to stay by everyone’s side the whole time but decides to go and chat up that one cutie who’s been eyeing him
• turns out they just wanted Dowoon’s number…….sigh *cue emo Brian reciting Drake’s lyrics*
• goes to the bathroom like 10 times to check his hair but regrets it “ok I’m gonna pretend like I didn’t just see 7 pairs of shoes in that stall”
• ends up watching cat videos with the party host bc yolo
• there are approximately 9.7 people who are in love with him ever since stepping inside
• everyone is blinded by his smile but they don’t know what he’s smiling for and tbh…I don’t think he’s closed his mouth in the past 20 min
• ends up killing it on the dancefloor, but is beaten by the undefeated champion, Sungjin
• can’t catch a break bc everyone’s trying to chat him up and use sexual pick up lines, poor boy is scarred “Well what else am I supposed to do with groceries, throw them away??? Ofc I’m gonna eat them :(”
• he’s about to leave but gets lit af when “hero” comes on and the sprinkler is his go-to move
• he barely has any party vibes before someone goes and asks for his number
• tries to remain polite but tbh, something must’ve been put in his drink bc he’s feeling extra sassy and he’s having none of your bs
• “for the last time, I just wanna dance and no, I don’t want your number. Frankly, those shoes are last season so don’t offend me”
• for some reason is doing jello shots with a 40 year old by the pool and is having the best time
• *accidentally* trips Sungjin into the water bc he almost spilled his drink on him while Nicki Minaj was playing, RIP
This is a 10 bedroom, 4 bathroom home with marble floors, a grand staircase, personal theater room, indoor and outdoor pools, and a view of one of the most beautiful beaches of Southern France.
I don't know the wall color is a real deal breaker for me :/
Disclaimer: I couldn’t find the original poster this came from, but I got this from philanddanxreader, I didn’t come up with this.
A = Aftercare All the boys love Taeil so yall need to stop sleepin on him and I kind of see him as somewhat of a second mom/weird aunt of the group, he loves his members and they love him. That love matches yours, so he almost instinctively wants to and does take care of you without a complaint. Taeil’s one of the boys that’ll have a warm rag on stand by and ready to go and fetch food or something so you can both just chill in bed for the rest of the day or until he’s ready for another round
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Taeil literally said his favorite body part is his abs, so I’m not going to push against that lmao. He’s pretty proud of them. On you, however, he’s got an obsession with your back. He likes brushing his fingers across you, watching you twitch at the slightest touch, feeling the soft skin beneath his fingers when he holds you. As weird as it sounds, but then again Mr. Cheerleader is kinda weird.
C = Cum It’s all fun and games in the bedroom, things get tripped on and lamps get knocked over, sex with Taeil is kind of erratic and crazy, so you can’t really predict where he finishes. It’s like throwing a dart on a board of choices, but his favorite is cumming on your tummy, he gets to see you all spread out and out of breath, flushed skin, all for him. The sight alone is almost enough to get him going again…and he probably will in a few minutes.
D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) The cheerleading gag is a joke on him#OhMickeyYoureSoFine but it’s kind of seeped into his mind a little. It’ll be revealed eventually, everything does eventually with him, the bedroom is a safe place for you two, but Taeil just really needs to see you dressed up as his own little cheerleader, even if it’s just one time.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) I don’t see Taeil having much experience or the most extensive knowledge. A basic level of ‘oh yeah i have a dick and it goes in things and things feel nice’ is about it, you’ll have to teach him a bunch of things but he’s a good learner. You’ll be able to mold him to match you easily.
F = Favorite position On the norm, Taeil’s a big fan of doggy style, like I said, he likes your back and from behind gives him the perfect position to see the way your back curves when he hits just the right stop and run his hands across the smooth skin. You riding him in a close second though, he can still have access to your back and he also likes switching it up with who’s in control.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) From the whole ‘taeil-hyung was chokin on an ice cube but he always plays like that we didn’t know he was about to fuckin choke to death’ incident, I’m really curious to what he does to those boys…..He’s a meme and a half, from the cheerleader to what we obviously don’t see. Sex with Taeil will probably be the most lighthearted and fun you can imagine, nothings taken serious, you trip taking off pants and he’s laughing for three minutes straight; it’s all giggles and fun with him.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they) While the few times I’ve seen his tummy, it’s pretty smooth, I don’t think he gets to grooming much, I feel like he’s at an age when he doesn’t really care about shaving(especially if there’s no one to shave for). Rarely, he manscapes but usually he just let’s it do it’s own thing.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) By his own words, “I’m romantic Doyoung-ah” so I trust him XD Taeil’s that purposely over the top romantic, the whole ‘yo i spent $20 on the fake rose peddles that we’ll have to pick up after we’re done’ kind of crap that you literally have to tell him off for. His romance definitely drags in his human, and you might as well be dating a clown at this point. It’s so overly affectionate, the eye contact and holding your hands and light kisses with the fun atmosphere, it’s almost unbearable. Taeil is 10/10 ideal bf, don’t let him slip through your fingers.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation) I lowkey feel like Taeil is a secret horn dog? Like I think he hides it well but he’s got high hormones and if you’re not near, he’s almost always in the bathroom. The where’s Taeil, we’re gonna miss dinner idk man he’s been in the bathroom for 10 mins bruh tf he doin kinda stuff.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) He’s 100% a switch, he really likes either him having full control, or you having full control. Most times with sex with Taeil, it’s a trade off during, half the time he’ll have you on your hands and knees and pounding you for all he’s worth, and half the time he’ll let you have him on his back while you roll your hips in his lap. One thing he’s getting increasingly more into as you have your control time, is you marking him up. One rule is, that it has to below his neckline so it’s easily covered, so it’s not uncommon for him to have hickies and light scratches across his chest and stomach, but he loves them. You’ll probably catch him more than once just standing shirtless and looking at your ‘art’ in the mirror.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do) Taeil is the definition of a wild card; anything can happen. He’s not a stickler for location as long as it’s guaranteed you’ll be alone aka no risk of getting caught. Bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, living room, anywhere. He quite favors lockable closets backstage when he’s literally minutes away from performing on stage in front of an army of people. Throw a little thrill of being caught in with the knowledge the doors locked, and Taeil’s in a very happy place.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) I think 99% of the time, he’s the one that initiates sex, so what got him going isn’t necessarily something you did to him, more or less it’s just him letting his hormones free since you’re actually there to help him out if you agree to. But one thing that oddly turns him on is kind o f a generic relationship thing, it’s not uncommon for you to steal his clothes and wear just his regular tees throughout the day, but he really gets off on it. I’m sure every guy likes it, but Taeil takes it as almost a mark of ‘yup…that’s my babe yall back off’ kinda thing.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Taeil’s not really afraid of a location, he’s down to switch control all the time, he’s a clown in bed, it’s all light hearted and fun and good shit. But he puts his foot down full blown dom stuff, he won’t hit you and sure as hell won’t let you hit him. Spanking is one thing, but belts, paddles, all that stuff is not going to fly. He doesn’t get off on pain, he’s not here for it.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) Taeil is certainly a pleaser, when it comes to sex, it’s basically just an excuse for Taeil to blow your mind. He’s really eager to please, and after the messy introduction to sex, he picked up on your body’s signals pretty fast and knows exactly how to turn your world upside down with his tongue alone. Seeing as you two switch, when he’s in control, he likes seeing you on your knees and if you’re going to go down on him, he’s not turning that away.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Again, he switches sex up quite a lot. Sex is almost never the same, there’s always a different location or position or atmosphere to it. In most cases, though, Taeil’s thrusts are pretty erratic; fast and pretty hard.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) Because one of his favorite places to have sex is almost a public place, aka somewhere he’s literally about to have to work, quickies are pretty frequent, he enjoys them a lot. Helps keep his hormones in check, but he’s always ready for more…in depth…fun when he gets off stage and you can go home…
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) Again, @ location. Taeil’s pretty wild with you, almost anything is game, so he’s always open to experimenting with new positions or a little role playing, or a few new toys, anything goes unless he’s got a firm dislike for it, and what he doesn’t like is a pretty short list…so have fun ;)
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) Taeil’s another member I kind of think of as a rabbit, he’s ready to go one round after the other after the other, you’ll have to literally tap out and call it a night before he’s done with you. That being said, I think he does cum kinda fast, a few minutes(like 3-5) is about what actual sex lasts, but he makes up for that with a few more rounds easily.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) Because you two switch it up, and he does like to experiment, Taeil has a pretty fair collection of toys. Some silk blindfolds, handcuffs, various vibrators, etc. Makes playing with you all the more fun.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) He is one of the ultimate teases in NCT, all the toys he has, his tongue and fingers, everything and anything will aid him into teasing you to the very max. One of the reasons you even decided on a safe word was just to give him a sign that the teasing was too much and you needed a tap out or for him to just get on with it and fuck you.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) Taeil’s vocal’s are no joke, tbh. He’s got a good set of pipes on him and he uses them well. He’s a full blown moaner, and babbles a lot of nonsense usually. Groaning about how you feel, how beautiful you are, how much he loves you, how lucky he is, what he wants to do to you, what he will do to you, etc. You can hear him clear as day, and anyone in the dorm will too.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) Role playing is a fun thing that happens semi-frequently in your sex life with Taeil. Nurse/Doctor, Teacher/Student, etc, but one thing that has been kind of shelved since was the maid outfit. You’d just finished actually having sex, and just lounging tiredly in the outfit, it was thrown out there just for the hell of it that you wondered what Taeil would look like in it. Long story short, he ended up in the too tiny for him maid outfit, it was a good laugh, aaaand then the door opened and in piled the members from practice…..awkward dinner followed.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) I don’t think he’s that big tbh, I imagine him being pretty average in length(around 5 inch) but more on the thinner/slender side on things. Definitely enough to get the job done but not anything to email the president about, y’know?
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) This entire post I’ve been talking about horny, rabbit-like, fuck happy Taeil. That boy’s sex drive…..it’s out of this world….If aliens abducted him and tested him vs everyone else they’ve probed, their minds would be blown and wouldn’t know wtf to believe anymore. Good luck with him, may your nether regions survive.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Because his stamina is weirdly high, he can plow out rounds like no tomorrow, I don’t even see him being really tired after sex. Unless you two bone at night and it’s literally bed time, he’s ready to jump up and shower and move on with the day, unless you wanna cuddle. If cuddles are on the table, his butt is in your arms and pretty much out like a light.
The 5 Make Up Items You Need If You’re Going To Cry In The Liberal Arts Bathroom at 10:45am
– From Personal Experience
Foundation/Cover-Up/Concealer: This one is super obvious, you’re gonna be rubbing at your eyes a little and probably smearing your lipstick and unless you want to carry around make-up remover (the wipes on the bottle, it leaks) then you’re gonna want something to make it look like you didn’t just smear your make-up around your hands – you can have something to cover it up with.
Eye Shadow (the color you’re already wearing): Or, if you worked really hard on your eye shadow and used like 4 different colors, the base color works best for rubbing on your index finger with your trembling hands while the clock ticks down because you only have like 10 minutes to get to your class. If you used a massive fucking thing, take the smallest color that sorta kinda matches what you’re wearing because who cares anyway.
Eyeliner: Shit smudges a lot. Bring more, also it’ll cover up when the mascara inevitably smears around your eyes making you look like Taylor Momsen but like a cheap knock-off version who definitely cried in a bathroom before noon on a Thursday.
A General Sense of Acceptance: This is your life now. You’re crying in the bathroom, you’re that person now. Accept it. Accept that you spent all that time getting ready in the morning and now it’s ruined but you’re still gonna do it again tomorrow. Even if you know you’ll cry again. (Available at Sephora for $29.99)
Four Deep Breaths: Because you’re gonna be okay. (Or a spritz of perfume, to hide the stench of depression. Either is okay.)
Sink body wash= 5
Brushing your teeth = 5
Going into placement = 40
Sleeping 3 hours + = 10
Sleeping 5 hours + =25
Eating minimum 1 US cup of food= 10
Eating a proper meal = 20
Doing 1 hour of essay work =25
Doing 1 hour of bioscience work =20
Washing the car= 5
Tidying the wardrobe =15
Cleaning the bedroom area =5
Cleaning the kitchen area =10
Cleaning the bathroom area= 10
Cleaning the desk area =10
Putting on clothes instead of pajama= 5
Putting on something clean= 10
Going outdoors =15
Not self harming for one week = 30
Not self harming for 2 weeks= 40
Not self harming for 3 weeks =50
Not self harming for 1 month =60 + one day of double points for whatever you earn
Taking medication =5
Checking emails =10
Being social with someone = 15
Changing the wound dressing =10
Minus points awarded for:
Leaving before end of shift because of anxiety = -50
Purging = -40
Intentionally not eating for 6+hours = -20
Hiding food= -25
Throwing away food= - 25
Messing with hip wound = -10
Putting dirty clothes on= -10
Missing a day of placement = -70
A day nap= 100
A story (for smaller alters) = 40
1 hour TV or art time = 70
30 minutes journal time = 30
30 minutes of computer time = 50
A hot drink = 30
A film =90
Religious time/ meditation time
- points can be carried over if the next day is a placement day
- No “point stealing”
- Points can be shared if everyone involved contributed
Feel free to use a version of this yourself
In fact if anyone ever wants to tell us in the ask box how many points they got today we’ll be proud :P
The ugliest interior design movement was faux Tuscan/Mediterranean from like 10 years ago where bathrooms and kitchens looked like the dinning areas in pizzerias and everything was red, orange, and brown…the corny overly carved antique reproductions and travertine/granite overload
The first thing Yuuri registered when he woke up was the soft pitter-patter of rain outside.
He smiled. Rain meant he could stay in bed just a little longer, since Victor liked to drag him out for a morning run. He liked running, but he also liked the feeling of just waking up, when your bed’s still warm and it’s the most comfortable place on Earth.
Yuuri pulled the sheets up to his neck and burrowed into his bed. He felt so nice, so warm and boneless. He could almost fall asleep again…
An ice cold hand traced over his side.
Yuuri shrieked and tried to wiggle away from the intrusion. An arm wrapped around his middle and pulled him back against a hard chest.
Yuuri turned over and saw a slightly blurred Victor. He smiled down at Yuuri and bent forward to kiss his forehead. Yuuri smiled and pushed his face into Victor’s neck. The hickey he left there last night stood out on his pale skin.
- no trace of nervousness when he asked you out, like he was born with the confidence
- teases you relentlessly, but knows when not to push your buttons
- competitive af, especially when you break out that nintendo 👀
- “you may be pretty but that pretty face won’t help you win”
- back hugs where he wraps his arms around your neck loosely and plants his chin on your head
- he’ll pucker his lips when he wants a kiss and you lean in out of instinct every time
- doesn’t admit that he’s jealous but he really is, he glares at any strange guy that approaches you, and if the guy touches you in any way he’s jumping in to take you away
- when he’s over, you guys spend 90% of the time just chilling in your bed watching movies
- the other 10% is bathroom breaks and snack runs to the kitchen
- sometimes you’ll come back from the bathroom to see him cuddling your pet, stroking their fur and lightly giggling when they nibble on his finger or make a cute noise, it’s really the purest and softest sight
- sing-alongs in the car. all. the. time.
- piggy back rides!!
- sitting on the floor of his practice room, handing him his water bottle when he needs it, giving him pecks of encouragement on the lips bc his face is too sweaty
- trying to cook together but he’s hopeless, your kitchen always ends up a mess, the food’s not that great, but he always smiles apologetically with a “sorry, ________”
- he never refuses when you ask to borrow his clothes, he loves the way you look in them 😍
Recent evictees: Cameron and Megan(Self-evict) HOH: Cody Nominees: Alex and Jillian POV players: POV holder: Have nots: Jillian, Josh, Ramses and likely another that I couldn’t figure out. Den of Temptation: Ramses (???)
AND WE ARE BACK! Welcome to BB19 live feed updates from BIG BROTHER US ALL DAY!
Megan has self-evicted after fighting with houseguests about her scheming.
Cam ½ - HOH
Cody and Jessica cuddle while talking to Raven and Matthew. Nothing substantial.
Cam ¾ - Blue Room
Alex and Jillian discuss being targets right now and Josh having a weak game.
They seem to have a loose alliance with Josh.
They don’t like the girls flirting their way to safety. (Raven is leaning close to Matthew in the HOH). Alex is saying girls have been showering together.
They say Christmas is insecure. Alex tells Jillian that Christmas used to have a drug problem.
None of the houseguests seem to think they’re on live feeds yet.
Alex seems very focused on playing to America and making sure they know she’s playing the game.
Cam ½ - Balcony
Dominique is telling Mark about drama she had with one of the guys. Cody also talked to her about it earlier. Trying to glean who it was.
They’re talking some serious game but it’s hard to follow because they’re only using pronouns.
Sounds like they’re concerned about Josh.
Dominique warns Mark about speculation regarding a guy’s alliance.
Cam ¾ - Bathroom
Josh, Kevin, Jason, Paul, Elena, and Jillian are small talking.
Josh is aggressively trying to cuddle with anyone. Alex keeps saying no.
Houseguests are realizing they’re live and they’re embarrassed.
Kidlock AU where 7-year-old Sherlock gets upset and locks himself in his room/bathroom and 10-year-old John sits by the door singing “Dear Prudence” but he changes “Prudence” to “Sherlock” until a sniffly, grumpy Sherlock opens the door to him, either because it’s cheered him up or because he tells John how dumb that song is.
Things Oliver Queen Learns About Felicity Smoak #10
Felicity was a bathroom singer. A really intense, cute and completely off-key bathroom singer. Not water, not him, not anything could deter her from singing at least one song in the shower, uncaring of who heard.
She flushed every time she did in front of him as he smiled at her and continued washing her. She would sometime even lower into a hum, an off-key hum, but still a hum. But she never broke her routine.
And Oliver found himself smiling more for it.
Every off-key hum had him fall more in love with her.