today in taz
  • merle builds a religion
  • magnus rolls an 11 for peeing and then dies in his sleep

  • lup finds A Gun

  • barry’s denim keeps him from swimming

  • taako is not only once, but twice incredibly eager to murder a relatively peaceful civilization of robots

  • lucretia speaks and i cry the entire time

  • lulu…………………………………

  • The Gang Faces An Ethical Dilemma!
Magic Fingers

DM: The door in front of you is locked, but you recall having picked up a key from the wizard you killed.

Assassin OOC: I want to pick the lock.

DM: Your thief’s tools are broken. And your cleric has a key.

Cleric OOC: I use my key to-

Assassin OOC: I use the claws from my magic gloves to pick the lock.

Nat 20 plus a ridiculously high Open Lock.

DM: Ignoring the Cleric holding the key behind you, you masterfully work the claws from your glove and a small “click” is heard. However, you swear you also heard a small moan coming from the keyhole.

Cleric: When this is over, it’s going to be you, me, and a bottle of wine. *Bard!* You are gonna watch us!

Assassin: I don’t think-

Bard singing: YOU’VE GOT THE TOUCH!

so @misspaperjoker made this incredibly hot western!au steve, and I IMMEDIATELY needed to draw a matching bucky!!!

here is mercenary!bucky, gunslinger extraordinaire

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You’ll touch my brother over my dead body.

You ever just think about how Taako’s death count was so low in comparison to the other boys? Do you ever think about why?