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anonymous asked:

do you know any good hinata centric fic?? tbh i'm more looking for stuff that doesn't focus on pairings but more on the character if that makes sense? Like your rec where hinata has the prosthetic leg. altho i wouldn't knock a good fic that has a good plot/character development type thing.

(sorryyyyyy this ask is so old)

Masquerade by SilverDragon00 Hinata Shouyou is genderfluid and always has been. He doesn’t really tell anyone, but when it is announced that the school is going to have a masquerade dance, he sees it as the perfect opportunity or finally wear a dress in public. OR Kageyama is romantically awakened. (oneshot, rated G, 6k) - i just love genderfluid hinata ok

maps, from me to you by tothemoon This is a (non-chronological) account of the memories they make out of millimeters. (oneshot, rated T, 9k) - i LOVE everything this author. like literally. they can do NO wrong

In Transit by Mysecretfanmoments Hinata finds that he likes standing close to Kageyama on buses and trains. It doesn’t mean anything–probably. Maybe. (oneshot, rated T, 4k) - what a classic

Platonic Hickeys Are The New Black by Sage The marks became normal, and the team learned they came from Kenma, and Hinata and Kenma often visited each other and were very close and neither of them wanted to date each other and they were happy. And hickeys were a part of their friendship. (oneshot, rated G, 1k) - platonic kenhina is my lifeblood

ways to fly by calliopinaround Hinata arrived on the first day of school, hair short, nauseous, wearing his new binder and a new pair of shoes and a new name. alternatively titled: i try to make the trans hina headcanon fit into canon timeline (oneshot, rated T, 5k)

a large miraculous fic rec list

i’ve been meaning to do this for a while but i’ve finally got a huge fic rec list. like. there’s a lot

fics with little stars next to them are my personal favorites!

feel free to add on to the list! i’m always looking for more fics to read

Cute/Fluffy/Good Feels

Check Plus One by volti
Rated T
Chapters: 1/1
Summary: Marinette is finally going to do it. She’s finally going to ask Adrien on a date. Of course, this poses a bit of a problem when he asks her first.

The Two Of Us by AnabielVriskaMars 🌟
Rated T
Chapters: 12/?
Summary: Marinette watched Adrien with poorly concealed desperation. She couldn’t pay for college, or an apartment, or even her meals. Not like this. All she wanted was his advice, little good though it will make. Adrien held her gaze. “What if I marry you?”

Truthful Scars by frostedpuffs (another one of mine.. shh)
Rated T
Chapters: 21/21
Summary: Adrien Agreste has never been an expert in controlling his emotions. When feelings for his classmate in pigtails begin to arise, he can’t stop himself from seeing her any chance he gets—even when wearing a pair of cat ears and a black tail. Although his affections are strong and true, he doesn’t exactly know how to deal with them, especially under the watchful eye of his father. After all, what’s a boy to do when he accidentally finds out that the girl he’s got a crush on returns his feelings?

We Need To Talk by frostedpuffs (don’t mind me… just putting one of my own on here….)
Rated G
Chapters: 1/1
Summary: Adrien and Marinette have been together for nearly five months now. When an akuma attack hits the school and Marinette can’t get away to transform quick enough, Chat Noir comes to her rescue, but does something Marinette would have never, ever expected.

first day of my life by belligerent 🌟
Rated T
Chapters: 1/1
Summary: Gamer AU, Ladybug and Chat Noir fight akumas through online gaming rather than in real life.

Telltale by Zizzani
Rated T
Chapters: 12/12
Summary: It all starts with a simple injury, but slowly Ladybug begins to really see who Chat Noir is, and Adrien begins to see Marinette…

Keep It In Your Plants by Reyxa
Rated T
Chapters: 7/?
Summary: Flower Shop/University AU! Adrien and Marinette meet after Mari accidentally trips over one of Adrien’s flower displays and their friendship blossoms from there. Lots of fluff.

Lucky Us by PrincessKitty1 🌟
Rated T
Chapters: 8/?
Summary: Marinette Dupain-Cheng’s life isn’t going as planned: twenty-six, recently dumped, and running her parents’ bakery. The highlights of her day are the emails sent by her mysterious pen pal, Chat Noir. That is, until handsome model Adrien Agreste starts swinging by the bakery after hours. But how is he to know the Ladybug he loves is standing right in front of him?

Tikki’s New Friend by panda013 (Amiria_Raven)
Rated G
Chapters: 10/10
Summary: The dog was easily the height of his chest, and the young woman walking it could have only come up to his shoulder. But she was just cheerfully walking along beside the dog, chatting and laughing happily with a redheaded young woman. The dog was a big black beast—he didn’t know the breed then, nor did he particularly care, but it whined pitifully when its equally dark-haired owner paused to read a street sign. She just giggled and reached out a hand to ruffle its fur, and the giant’s tail wagged happily.

One Thing After Another by SKayLanphear
Rated G
Chapters: 15/15
Summary: Marinette notices that, sometimes, Adrien acts a little out of the ordinary–like the time he stood in a cardboard box for no reason, or when he actually hissed at Nino. It’s only when she starts to notice the similarities between Adrien and a certain feline that she begins to get suspicious.Basically, Adrien acts like a cat when he probably shouldn’t.

inking indigo by matchaball
Rated G
Chapters: 4/?
Summary: Marinette is used to the fantastic and the impossible; she inks them on people’s skin everyday and watches them spark to life as soulmates come to find each other.An inevitable fate, one might call it. As if there isn’t a choice. Such circumstance is more a stubborn inconvenience to someone who believes otherwise. Marinette makes it a habit of defying the impossible as often as she can, even in the face of the new boy at the flowershop who quietly enters her orbit and offers her uncharted gardens of stargazers and cosmos to discover and claim.

Pick-Up and Chase by SKayLanphear 🌟
Rated T
Chapters: 7/?
Summary: A story in which Adrien is flustered, Marinette is smooth as glass at dropping lines, and Chat Noir gets the romance he was always asking for–even if he doesn’t quite know how to handle it.

my compass may be broke (but you follow where I go) by HearJessRoar
Rated T
Chapters: 1/1
Summary: “No wonder you didn’t care that Adrien was getting all chummy with Ladybug, you’ve been sneaking around with Chat Noir! Does Adrien know about this?” Adrien, who was well aware that his girlfriend quite liked kissing Chat Noir, said nothing from his perch on the chaise.

Paws Fur Coffee by Zaphirite
Rated G
Chapters: 6/6
Summary: He was so sure that Ladybug would already push him off a rooftop if she knew his civilian identity worked at a café called “Paws Fur Coffee” of all names (the owner is a dog person, but he’ll take it), but his flub on the chalkboard menu just topped it all off. His neat handwriting read back to him: “Chai Noir”. 

Intense [Like Camping] by kali_asleep
Rated T
Chapters: 2/? (Hasn’t updated in a while, unsure if being continued)
Summary: It was supposed to be the perfect graduation trip: four days, just the four of them, camping in the forest. But things just don’t work out that way for Adrien and Marinette. As it turns out, the only thing worse than an accidental reveal is an accidental reveal in the middle of nowhere.

Sleepy Cuddles by quicksilversquared
Rated G
Chapters: 3/3
Summary: Both Adrien and Marinette have the tendency to cuddle up to others in their sleep, as both Nino and Alya have experienced. So when the opportunities arise, they toss their friends together and let the snuggles commence.

Snuggle Bug by imthepunchlord 
Rated G
Chapters: 5/5
Summary: In the winter time, ladybugs slow down to hibernate, and have been known to stowaway inside homes for warmth. Marinette is no different. As a true, sleepy and cold Ladybug, she’ll latch onto anything that moves. And is warm. 

did you get my message? by mazberrypie
Rated G
Chapters: 2/2
Summary: After a long night of working on some designs, Marinette doesn’t do a very good job of checking who she is texting.

Freckles, Dots, and Ladybug Spots by caibi
Rated G
Chapters: 1/1
Summary: He traced the spots on her skin like they were parts of a constellation; little stars that would light the way. He didn’t know he’d follow the trail to the one he’d been meant to find.

Black Cats And Curtain Calls by BullySquadess 🌟
Rated G
Chapters: 4/4
Summary: The actor spoke out with a friendly smile, his voice carrying through the theater to fill each corner with a rich tone. Marinette could practically feel half the audience fall in love… herself included.
((THEATRE!AU))

Chasing the C/h/atwalk. by Inkkerfuffle 🌟
Rated T
Chapters: 13/13
Summary: Paris. The city of lights, love and fashion. Follow the progress of Marinette Dupain Cheng as she enters the extremely competitive world of Reality television for a chance to be the winner of Project Runway: France.

Quiet Ice, Silent Nights by Thelastpilot
Rated G
Chapters: 8/8
Summary: Cat Noir is on a late night patrol when he catches sight of an elegant lone figure skater, and is surprised to discover it is his classmate Marinette.

The Date by Magical_Awesome_Kid
Rated G
Chapters: 6/6
Summary: They had a simple deal: one date. Chat had one date to sweep Ladybug off her feet. If she still didn’t like him in that way at the end of the day, he’d give up his attempts altogether. Ladybug took the deal, knowing that her heart belonged to another. But we know them too well.

to you, i thee wed by megamegaturtle (Added 9/2/16)
Rated T
Chapters: 3/?
Summary: Married at First Sight AU. They didn’t know they were marrying each other until the bride got to the altar. And then panic ensued.

spin cycle by tonguetiedcat (Added 9/2/16)
Rated T
Chapters: 4/?
Summary: Adrien Agreste is on his own. Twenty years old and recently moved out of his childhood home, he has to learn the basics of adulthood: cooking, cleaning, laundry. It’s all new to him, but he finds that it isn’t so bad when he keeps seeing a certain blue-eyed, pig-tailed woman at the laundromat. He can’t believe it to be a coincidence that they always meet. It has to be destiny. 

In Sickness and In Health by kali_asleep (Added 9/2/16) 🌟
Rated T
Chapters: 4/4
Summary: It’s not everyday you see a girl passed out on a roof in the middle of the night. But when that girl is a certain Marinette Dupain-Cheng, well, there’s not much else Chat Noir can do but help her, right?

Blind Spots by laundromatic, qookyquiche(Added 9/2/16)
Rated G
Chapters: 1/?
Summary: Cooped up for too long, a blind Adrien decides to take matters into his own hands by entering public school…without his father’s consent. What’s the worst that could happen, right?

Purr by frostedpuffs (Added 9/2/16)
Rated G
Chapters: 1/1
Summary: One of Marinette’s most favorite things is the way Adrien can purr. Sometimes she just can’t help but reach out to pet his hair, even while they’re in the middle of class.

Talk To Me by 1004_Angel (Added 9/2/16)
Rated G
Chapters: 14/?
Summary: Character A couldn’t sleep and decided to call Character B. But instead miss-dialed the number by two, and ends up talking to Character C, a complete stranger. But Character A doesn’t know this until an hour into the conversation when they call them by Character B’s name. And Character C finally speaks up to say Character A has the wrong number. Character A becomes embarrassed and hangs up the phone. But not before saving Character C’s number. Because you never know when you need to talk to a stranger again.

Soon Today Will Be Tomorrow by Reyxa (Added 9/2/16)
Rated T
Chapters: 1/1
Summary: Marinette plopped down in her seat, groaning. “Today has been just peachy.”
“Sorry Princess, I didn’t mean to burst in like that.” Chat gave a small smile as he passed her a bandage. “I guess… I was distracted.”
“Yeah I can tell something’s on your mind. You’ve spoken like ten sentences and not one of them had a cat pun.” she joked lightly.
He shoved a hand through his hair. “I’m proposing tomorrow.” he whispered.

Step Inside My Heart by Reyxa (Added 9/2/16)
Rated G
Chapters: 1/1
Summary: Marinette held the the marker to her face, and Sabine watched on with fear. “Marinette, no!” But she was too late. Marinette had drawn a full, curling mustache on her lovely face.
She giggled, pigtails bouncing. “Mama, I look like Papa now!”
“Mama?” Marinette tugged gently on a lock of Sabine’s hair.
“Yes, cherie?”
“Why does he have Papa’s mustache too?” Marinette pointed at Adrien whose face was pressed against the glass protecting the pastries, green eyes wide.
Sabine had to do a double take but sure enough, Adrien was sporting a marker-drawn mustache identical to her own daughter’s.
“Well, Madame,” Adrien’s mother laughed. “Seems like our children are meant for each other.”

tangled ribbons by demistories (Added 10/1/16)
Rated G
Chapters: 12/?
Summary: Marinette is a small studio dancer who wins a scholarship to a summer long ballet intensive. Adrien is a famous ballet dancer who would rather be at home than at said intensive. The end of the summer will bring about a showcase that could make Marinette’s career, if she can ignore Chloé and focus on something other than Adrien. Sore muscles, coffee breaks, and video chats ensue. And there is an awful lot of fondue.

Angst/Action

combining these two categories since I don’t read too many of them

Sealed Away by ashesandhoney
Rated T
Chapters: 29/? (Hasn’t updated in a few months—unsure if discontinued, but still worth the read!)
Summary: Set five years after Ladybug left Paris and Chat Noir is still trying to hold it all together without her. 

cold floors by demistories
Rated G
Chapters: 1/1
Summary: Chloe/Adrien friendship. Adrien feels sorry for being a bad friend.

Serendipitous Fate by SKayLanphear 🌟 (who ISN’T reading this fic it’s so good) 
Rated M
Chapters: 19/32
Summary: Adrien is excited to reveal his true identity, while Marinette is terrified. But Master Fu says they can’t afford to be distant any longer. Chat Noir and Ladybug are meant to work in tandem both in and out of uniform, their strength stemming from the bond created between them. Yet, teenagers are sometimes better at dancing blind than running with wide open eyes, even with the steps laid out before them. Steps in the path of an expanding world. Apart, they’ll flounder. But together, they might just stand a chance.

My Last Thoughts are of You by SKayLanphear
Rated T
Chapters: 3/3
Summary: When a freak accident sends Marinette into critical condition, the only thing she can think about is Chat Noir. She wasn’t going to make it and someone had to tell him. Otherwise, he’d never know what had happened to her–why his lady had never returned. And, as it just so happens, Adrien is there with her near the end, so she decides that he can take the message to Chat just as well as anyone. No character death, I promise. (This fic will make you cry.)

The Tendencies series by KryallaOrchid
Rated T
Three fics, all complete
Summary: Miraculous have side effects. From pats becoming a necessity to eating flowers, follow Adrien and Marinette as they come to terms with their new tendencies, and each other. Hawk Moth is coming.

bye-bye, little butterfly by theprimrosepath
Rated G
Chapters: 1/1
Summary: Adrien has to relearn a world without Marinette in it.

pour me a heavy dose of atmosphere by myillusionsgone
Rated G
Chapters: 12/12
Summary: there were too many secrets in this city, and sooner or later, someone would choke on them. — marinette, adrien. Nearly three years after they first started to be Ladybug and Chat Noir, Marinette and Adrien find themselves with their backs to the wall. Or so it seems.

Without You by Inkkerfuffle
Rated T
Chapters: 3/3
Summary: The apartment is far too quiet now, far too lonely and cold now that Adrien had moved out. It’d been one week since he had finally taken all his stuff and moved away, and it’d been six days since Marinette had finally gathered the courage to set foot back inside the home they once shared. It just wasn’t supposed to end like this. In fact, it wasn’t supposed to end at all.

I Do? by SKayLanphear
Rated T
Chapters: 4/4
Summary: Marinette and Adrien are getting married! Unfortunately, Adrien is bothered by the fact that he didn’t invite Ladybug, while Marinette gets cold feet every time Chat Noir flits through her head. A story of mixed up love, rash mistakes, and two oblivious superheroes who should have figured things out a long time ago.

Impostor Syndrome by highspeedearth (Added 9/2/16) 🌟
Rated G
Chapters: 1/1
Summary: Impostor Syndrome: when you believe it is only a matter of time before they find out you don’t know what you are doing.
Marinette had a bad day, and this time transforming into Ladybug doesn’t help.
Chat Noir plucks her off the Eiffel Tower for a pep talk.

Breaking News by SKayLanphear (Added 10/1/16)
Rated T
Chapters: 2/2
Summary: A nasty reporter hunts down Ladybug and Chat Noir until he finds out their identities, before promptly releasing the information to all of Paris. As a result, Marinette and Adrien not only have to deal with knowing one another’s identities, but the rest of the world knowing as well.

You’re definitely sinning reading these

Satisfaction Brought It Back by siderealSandman 🌟
Rated E
Chapters: 19/?
Summary: Most people rekindled friendships with people from high school over Facebook or Twitter. Most people met for coffee, shared pictures of their bratty children, and sent old friends Christmas letters once a year. Marinette was clearly not most people as she had somehow hooked up with her former high school crush on a bondage dating website and didn’t know it until he was standing in front of her with an identical look of bemused embarrassment plastered all over his pretty face.

Sugar, Sugar. by BullySquadess 🌟
Unrated
Chapters: 2/?
Summary: Sugar daddy AU. She needs money, he has money. He needs companionship, she’s his companion. In which two people find the thing they need the most in each other….   

Sunshine by okapifeathers (giratinas) 
Rated E
Chapters: 8/?
Summary: Adrien feels a little warmer than usual when he looks at Marinette today. It’s probably just the summer heat, nothing to worry about. Right? 

You’d Be Oh So Nice To Come Home To by Operamatic
Rated E
Chapters: 1/1
Summary: Adrien and Marinette are busy. Between their jobs, moving, and attempting to be actual adults, they’ve barely seen each other. So what happens when she comes home with a haircut and he’s sporting a new set of glasses? They break in the kitchen table, of course.

Le Chat Noir by ParadiseAvenger🌟
Rated E
Chapters: 10/10
Summary: Le Chat Noir was the most popular strip club in Paris. Marinette could explain how she wound up there the first time, but she couldn’t explain how she kept coming back.

Too Real by PearLynn
Rated E
Chapters: 5/5
Summary: She knows that her hormones will be the end of her, sooner or later. And with the way Chat is looking at her now, she knows it will be sooner.

Summer in the City by kali_asleep
Rated M
Chapters: 3/3
Summary: In which Adrien discovers that peaches aren’t the only thing in season.

Clear as Day by orphan_account
Rated E
Chapters: 5/5
Summary: Adrien blames his insomnia on Ladybug. He copes through the only way he knows how.

The Consequences of Midnight Makeouts by Faequeen40
Rated T
Chapters: 3/3
Summary: Marinette has a very distinctive hickey and it seems like the universe is out to get her.

Porte-Boner by abadmeanman (Added 9/2/16)
Rated M
Chapters: 22/?
Summary: Under the watchful eye of Alya, Marinette and Adrien discover that alcohol is a powerful social lubricant. One very informative game of truth or dare later, two drunk teens have to sneak out of bed and go save Paris. Sure hope that doesn’t become a theme.

Strictly Business by KawaiiKekeChan (Added 9/2/16)
Rated E
Chapters: 8/?
Summary: It has been ten years since she had last seen him in the flesh. Ten years since their one-night-stand, and suddenly those mortifying memories were swimming before her. Judging by the way Adrien’s face has turned ashen, he too was facing a similar replay.

Smoulder by midnightstarlightwrites (Added 10/1/16)
Rated T
Chapters: 19/?
Summary: In which Adrien loses a bet and becomes an underwear model, Marinette loses her mind, and the whole fiasco starts a fire which might lead to the pair discovering their identities.

Aaand the rest

some fics i haven’t read all the way through to know its category or just some i cant shove into a specific category (but still love)

Have Your Cake (And Eat It Too) by LooseScrewsLefty, takethembystorm
Rated G
Chapters: 12/?
Summary: Of all things Marinette expected to find when she answered the knocking on the bakery’s front door at four in the morning, her superhero partner was pretty low on the list.

The Space Between Us by chassecroise (rhapsodyinpink)
Rated T
Chapters: 13/?
Summary: What’s a ladybug to do when her kitten becomes a cat?

The Night Patrol by chassecroise (rhapsodyinpink)
Rated T
Chapters: 9/10
Summary: Ladybug and Chat Noir independently discover each others’ civilian identities, and start doing their own night patrols to secretly learn more about one another. In the process, they find themselves falling even harder for each other—but when they fight together, both feel compelled to pretend that they don’t know the truth.

A Werecat in London by ThornQueen 🌟
Rated M
Chapters: 25/?
Summary: After an unfortunate encounter with an akuma while in London on a business trip, Chat Noir is forced to deal with the unexpected consequences. Can Ladybug help him return to his normal self, or will he be stuck for the rest of his life getting in touch with his wild side?

B is for Bourgeois by Zizzani
Rated T
Chapters: 7/?
Summary: How will Chloe discovering Ladybug’s identity affect the way she views her idol? And the way she views Marinette.

Bare Necessities by Reyxa 🌟
Rated M
Chapters: 17/17
Summary: Art School AU where Adrien is the nude model in Marinette’s human figure class. Major sin warning but it’s more awkward than sexy. Definitely not for little ears… or eyes I guess…

Pas de Chance by InsanitySilver
Rated G
Chapters: 1/1
Summary: A July night finds Paris tossed into chaos and two heroes scrambling for shelter. Ladybug takes Chat Noir to the only safe place she knows: home.

xxx by hchano, littleblackchat
Rated G
Chapters: 5/?
Summary: He knows. The two words reverberated in an unwelcome mantra that haunted Marinette’s every thought and action. Brushing her teeth in the morning, each stroke echoed the rhythm. Every chewing knash of her teeth, every step on her way to school, every tap-tap, tap-tap of her pencil against paper rang in her ears, ‘he knows, he knows, he knows’. He knows I’m Ladybug.

boom, clap (the sound of my heart) by chassecroise (rhapsodyinpink)
Rated T
Chapters: 1/1
Summary: You can learn a lot of things about someone during a thunderstorm. Sometimes even more than you bargained for. (A post-Jackady Ladrien/Adrinette one-shot) 

How to Fail at Dating a Superhero by emerald_moons (Added 9/2/16)
Rated T
Chapters: 15/15
Summary: It all started when Adrien Agreste bid on Ladybug at an auction and won a date with her. At least, that’s how it was supposed to go.

Sting by KryallaOrchid (Added 9/2/16) 🌟
Rated T
Chapters: 20/?
Summary: When Chat Noir inexplicably disappears, leaving Ladybug beehind to face Papillon on her own, a new wielder is chosen to keep the akuma from swarming. Ladybug is adamant she doesn’t want another partner buzzing around and why is this newbee flirting with her? Meanwhile, Adrien just wishes Ladybug would stop bugging out and listen to him because his bee puns are fuzz-tastic.

wanna chat? by demistories (Added 10/1/16)
Rated T
Chapters: 8/?
Summary: A hilarious group chat fic that had me laughing during class.

im sure there’s tons more i haven’t read so feel free to add on!

I’ve got 99 pick up lines and the girl’s now mine  (pt.1)

(or boy we don’t discriminate)

1. Are you a dementor cause you take my breath away

2. You’re so hot I could bake cookies on you

3. Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

4. Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

5. I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

6. If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you

7.If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber

8. Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking in vitamin Me

9. Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

10. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you

11. Can I have directions?
[To where?]
To your heart

12. Are you a parking ticket cause you’ve got fine written all over you

13. I was feeling a little off today but you definitely turned me on

14. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material

15. Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m digging that ass

16. From 1 to 10 I rate you 9 and I’m the only 1 you need

17. Is your name Ariel because I think we mermaid for eachother

18. Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

19. Are you craving pizza because I’d love to get a pizz-a dat ass

20. I’m no photographer but I can picture us together

21. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

22. Are you a ghost? Because your boo-ty is out of sight

23. Do you like Harry Potter because you can slytherin my bed

24. Woah girl, are you from France because maDAMN

25. Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cause you’ve got a pretty sweet ass

26. I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you

27. Our love is like dividing zero you can’t define it

28. Are you made of copper and tellurium because you’re CuTe

29. You like sleeping? Hey me too we should do it together

30. If you were homework I’d do you

31. Do you work at McDonald’s because I want you in my happy meal

32. Are you a tower because Eiffel for you

33. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again

34. Are you going to kiss me or do I need to lie to my diary?

35. You look a lot like my next boyfriend

36. Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number

37. You must be a banana because I find you apealing

38. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one

39. Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb

40. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back

41. You must be the square root of one because you can’t be real

42. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart

43. Man your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night

44. Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I can see me in your pants

45. Do you have a bandaid because I just scraped my knee falling for you

46. Girl if you were a dinosaur you’d be a gorgeousauras

47. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

48. Are you religious because you just answered all of my prayers

49. I need a map because I’m lost in your eyes


Frag v Yaw v Expansion

boss-of-the-plains

100% weight retention is a massive plus as a heavier object moving at a faster speed has more energy. Now apply that to ballistics and what you said is almost spot on. Not only does it increase penetration (as long as speed stays the same), it also creates a larger wound cavity. This dictates that 45 ACP should be the king but unfortunately due to modern ballistics, 9mm has come leaps and bounds from where it was. Especially now that JHPs are understood, as most duty 9mm expands to about .7in wide. Weight also plays in to sub/super sonic rounds like with 45acp or 300blk. it also effects mil-surp 556, which I’ll explain in a bit. 

M855 is the greatest hype round to ever come out of the 556 family. M193 is up there too. Simply because people don’t truly understand HOW rifle bullets make holes and a piece of paper called the Hague Convention from 1899. 

The Hague Convention outlawed the use of “bullets which expand or flatten easily in the human body, such as bullets with a hard envelope which does not entirely cover the core, or is pierced with incisions.” during war. (you can thank the British for this BTW, their .303 was EXTREMELY deadly for its time period)

Because of this militarizes of the world had to find a way to increase lethality while still abiding by the Hauge. So we have really two methods of wounding in mil-surp rounds. Fragmentation and Yaw.

Fragmentation: It is truly a great idea in theory. I’m going to shoot you with a bullet that once it hits you is going to explode into tiny little bits and hopeful rip up something important. If not, it’s going to take forever for a Doc to find all the pieces and get them out.

This is fully recovered (98%) M193 (55gr) round that hit the gel at about 3150fps. Nasty round. It truly is. 

So what is it’s downfall? The fact that it has to be moving above 2700fps. This isn’t that large of deal with 16in or even 14.5in barrels. It still gives you a fairly large ballistic envelope that extends well out side “normal” self-defense ranges. Check the following table for the ranges at which M855 and M193 frag at. Please keep in mind that this is a guide, by no means is this a law. Each round will be different do to all the variables, like temp, humidity, altitude, etc.  

Distance to 2700 fps
20" Barrel
16" Barrel
14.5" Barrel
11.5" Barrel

M193
135yd
105yd 
90yd 
45yd 

M855
125yd 
90yd 
85yd 
45yd  

Now hold up here. Out of a 11.5in gun I only have 45 yards, that’s only 135 feet until it dips below the threshold. That’s like the distance between your mail box and your next door neighbors mail box….. that’s actually really close in terms of a gun fight. I mean I have made shots on steel with a 9mm longer than that. This is why 7.5in barrels are stupid, not only are they over gassed to the point that they quite literal burn themselves to death. Your ballistics out of them SUCK! 

An additional note on M855. It has a tungsten core that DOES NOT fragment due to it being denser than copper. This is by design as the core is meant to penetrate a Russian steel helmet if the Cold War ever went hot. You actually lose some frag when compared to M193 but you gain penetration against barriers, think car doors. This makes M855 act like both a fragmenting round and a round that yaws due to the tungsten core.

Yaw (not to be confused with yall, I know we Texans all sound weird.)

Yaw is mainly found in Russian mil-surp rounds. And is caused by a engineered non-center of gravity, located to the rear. Causing the back end of the round to either go higher or lower than the tip of the bullet when ever it meets a rapid deceleration.(ie flesh). 

This is a picture of a unofficial gel test of 7.62x39. Notice how near the end of the block it dramatically widens? That’s because the round has turned on its side, going form a 7.62mm bullet to a 39mm plow as it turns end over end. Given enough time and gel we would see the perm cavity grow and shrink as the bullet tumbles. 

As I’m sure most of us agree taking larger chunks out of someone trying to kill you is a good thing. So whats the problem with yaw? The issue is timing.

For yaw to be effective the round must be designed to yaw at the correct point, any sooner and we won’t have adequate penetration, any later and you just put a hole that is a glorified 22lr (556 and 545). That is the issue with 762x39, it begins to yaw well outside of the 15-17in range unless there is a medium in front of it to destabilize the round sooner, or it hits bone.


DO NOT CONFUSE THIS WITH BULLET YAW AT THE MUZZLE! THIS IS DIFFERENT!


Expansion: This is what JHP pistol rounds do so I will save time by not covering they way they work again. Instead I will jump into WHY they are better. 

Before I continue, the above tests are preformed with a 50gr Barnes TSX 556 round. One of them came from a 20in barrel (bottom) and the other one came from a 8in barrel (top).  Please notice that both gel tests look very similar and that both rounds expand well and meet the 15in mark. Something that M855 would be very, very hard pressed to do out of a 8in barrel. Below is the recovered rounds from the 8in barrel.

Here we have a FANTASTIC round that can be fired in a AR-15 even those with a slow twist rate like DPMS with the 1:12 rate. Where traditional you need a 1:9 or faster to stabilize the 70-77 grain rounds. Nor is it dependent on velocity like M855/M193 is, so SBR users have a round that they can use and greatly extend their envelope, which is never a bad thing. We also get reliable, repeatable, ballistic results that we may not see in a round that yaws.

Dark Necessities (1 of 9)

Petyr x Sansa || Rated X || Chapter 1 of 9 ||  4,886 words

{ Summary }

Jeyne drags Sansa to a party one Saturday night. Unbeknownst to her, Sansa is shocked to find out it’s not the typical college party she was expecting, but a high-class BDSM event.

Sansa is about to leave when the sight of Joffrey makes her question the lengths she would go to be his.

Even if it leads to lessons in “love” from an unknown man.

{ lesson 0 }

Sansa was speechless.

Jeyne invited her to this party (well, Jeyne’s boyfriend was invited, and somehow Jeyne managed to worm her way to get him a plus one to his plus one). “It’s somewhere nice,” Jeyne said. “Really nice. I’ve been there once, and honestly, Sansa, if I could live there forever that’d be the dream.” She had a bit of a faraway look in her eyes. And then, after an entire weekend of convincing Sansa to go, of convincing Sansa to lighten up and take a break from all of the work she had this early in the semester already, Sansa relented with “Okay, fine, just to shut you up.” Jeyne added with a mischievous grin: Oh, and dress nice but sexy.

So Sansa did. Or so she thought: the little black dress – with its low-lying neck settling between her breasts and its high-lying hem that fell above mid-thigh – to Sansa was scandalous enough. She had to go out and buy it, nothing in her college wardrobe was fit for whatever sort of party Jeyne had in mind. Her friend from freshman year could have helped. Margaery, was her name. But it’d been a long while since they’ve spoken, mostly because of the workload Sansa was under. But this dress wasn’t too inexpensive or too slutty. And anywhere else, Sansa definitely fit the skimpy definition. She could almost hear her mother chiding her, staring at her with disappointment writ in ocean-blue eyes.

But here, now, standing with heeled feet just inside the foyer, Sansa felt ridiculously over-dressed.

{ Continue on AO3 }

A compilation of the pick up lines i've "picked up" over the past year

Are you a red light because stop.

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

Are u spagghetti cause i want you to meat my balls

Sending ur selfies to NASA cause ur a star

*leans against wall*
*sips a capri sun*
hey

“bro do you lift”
“yeah dude how did you know”
“because you lift my heart whenever you’re around”
“bro”

Twinkle twinkle little star
We can do it in the car.

Hey girl how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Scrambled, poached or fertilised?

Hey girl are you a banana?
Cause i find you appeeling

Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2

Are you liquid eyeliner because I want you all over my face

Are you Stacy’s mom because you’ve got it going on.

Hey girl are you from the netherlands?
Cause amsterDAYUM.

Are you made from copper and tellurium?
Cause you look really cu-te today

If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes

Our love will burn hotter than the Great London Fire.

I’d like to buy a vowel, I’ll take u

Do you have 11 protons? ‘Cause you’re Sodium fine

Somethings rising and it ain’t Jesus

If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

Are you a beaver, because DAM!


If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

You’re so hot, when you eat bread, you poop out toast.

Are you

Did you read dr seuss as a kid? Cause green eggs and DAYum.

Do you play Quidditch? Because you’re definitely a keeper.

If you were a fruit
You’d be a FINEAPPLE

Were u forged by Sauron?
Because u are fucking precious.

Hey are you my appendix? Because im not quite sure how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Hey babe, are you an ant eater? Because you sure do know how to tongue my hills.

Bromeo, oh Bromeo

I love you…No homeo

Are you nemo?
Cause i wanna touch the butt

I think heaven must be missing an angel cuz there’s a dead angel and you’re holding a bloody knife also you are attractive.

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

Im learning about dates in history, wanna be one of them?

I want a pizza that butt

Why be rude when you can be nudeo

I less that three you

If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing i’ve come up with

Are you a dementor cause you take my breath away

You’re so hot I could bake cookies on you

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking in vitamin Me

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you

Can I have directions? 
[To where?]
To your heart

Are you a parking ticket cause you’ve got fine written all over you

I was feeling a little off today but you definitely turned me on

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material

Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m digging that ass

From 1 to 10 I rate you 9 and I’m the only 1 you need

Is your name Ariel because I think we mermaid for eachother

Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

Are you craving pizza because I’d love to get a pizz-a dat ass

I’m no photographer but I can picture us together

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Are you a ghost? Because your boo-ty is out of sight

Do you like Harry Potter because you can slytherin my bed

Woah girl, are you from France because maDAMN

Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cause you’ve got a pretty sweet ass

I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you

Our love is like dividing zero you can’t define it

Are you made of copper and tellurium because you’re CuTe

You like sleeping? Hey me too we should do it together

If you were homework I’d do you

Do you work at McDonald’s because I want you in my happy meal

Are you a tower because Eiffel for you

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again

Are you going to kiss me or do I need to lie to my diary?

You look a lot like my next boyfriend

Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number

You must be a banana because I find you apealing

If you were a triangle you’d be acute one

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back

You must be the square root of one because you can’t be real

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart

Man your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night

Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I can see me in your pants

Do you have a bandaid because I just scraped my knee falling for you

Girl if you were a dinosaur you’d be a gorgeousauras

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

Are you religious because you just answered all of my prayers

I need a map because I’m lost in your eyes

The Eye of the Dorito

Wow, that was faster than I expected! Thank you guys so much for 333 followers! My gift to you: 10 fanfictions all told from the POV of Bill Cipher.


1. Always Watching by BurnerAccount -  Chapters: 1/1   Completed: May 5 2015   Words: 19286   Rated: Teen and Up Audiences   Summary: Bill can’t stop staring. Based on the prompt: “Bill experiencing human emotions towards dipper, not knowing how to handle them?”

2.  Fascination by MissusCarlikins - Chapters: 1/1   Completed: June 3 2015   Words: 2545   Rated: Teen and Up Audiences   Summary: The best part of drowning was always the expressions they made. The surprise, the panic, the desperation. Bill loved watching as their eyes grew wide, practically bulging out of their face, and their mouth gasping for breath that wasn’t there. They always reached to him, as though they thought he would help them. As if he weren’t the one dragging them down.

3.  Squishy Feelings by OfficialSpec -  Chapters: 1/1   Completed: June 10 2015   Words: 1029   Rated: Teen and Up Audiences   Summary: Bill has feelings. He doesn’t know that yet.

4.  A Demons Guide to Dating by JusticeHawk - Chapters: 1/1   Completed: November 5 2014   Words: 2971   Rated: Teen and Up Audiences   Summary:  Bill realizes he’s in love with Dipper and decides to seduce him the human way. It all goes downhill from there.

5.  Mr. Cipher’s Gardening Guide by overlordy - Chapters: 1/1   Completed: March 18 2015   Words: 1618   Rated: Teen and Up Audiences   Summary: Do you have a Pine Tree that you want to grow and shape? Look no further! Mr. Cipher can show you the quickest and cleanest way to grow your Pine Tree!Break him. Show him where, and to whom, he truly belonged.

6.  Precious by Lady_Papillon - Chapters: 1/1   Completed: April 3 2015   Words: 1315   Rated: General Audiences   Summary: Dipper has an anxiety attack, Bill isn’t sure how to respond to something that he can’t just set on fire, and some uncomfortable realizations about human emotions ensue.

7. Car Troubles by JusticeHawk -  Chapters: 1/1   Completed: November 14 2014   Words: 1254  Rated: Teen and Up Audiences   Summary:  Dipper and Mabel get into a car accident. Bill doesn’t like it when someone hurts HIS kids, he doesn’t like it at all.

8. A Taste For Sweet Things by GrotesqueEnchantment - Chapters: 1/1   Completed: November 9 2014   Words: 1163   Rated: Mature   Summary:  Dipper is too sweet.

9.  Nice to Meet You by JusticeHawk - Chapters: 1/1   Completed: March 1 2015   Words: 1701   Rated: Not Rated   Summary: Bill Cipher meets the Reverse Pines Twins and is horribly unimpressed with the two maniacal little hellions.

10.  Up For Grabs by JusticeHawk - Chapters: 2/2   Completed: November 6 2015   Words: 1681   Rated: Teen and Up Audiences   Summary:  “You know, you really shouldn’t make a habit of making yourself so vulnerable, if you don’t wake up soon I really will take you Pine Tree.” Bill finds Dipper alone, unconscious and utterly defenseless in the middle of the woods.


Thanks again guys! Let me know if any of the links don’t work :)

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In preparation for this year’s Who Year’s Eve celebration (taking place next Wednesday, December 31st), bbcamerica is going to air a whole bunch of your favorite episodes from now through Monday. Except any of the above episodes. We will even repeat episodes instead of showing even one 9th Doctor episode. We also won’t be showing the 8th Doctor’s movie even if it is set during New Year’s Eve. It’s basically 108 hours of the same Doctor Who episodes bbcamerica always shows.

Shhhh I’m not bitter about the lack of Nine love at all.

Send me a question and a ✿ and I'll give you a Blog Rate :)

I’m really bored and I want to get to talk to you guys more cuz friendship so why not 

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blacklist blog rates if you don’t want to see these umu

jackson texting bambam tho 

jackson: r u from Tennessee bc ur the only ten i see ;)))

bambam: I’m From Thailand Actually

jackson: if i had 2 rate u from 1-10 id rate u a 9 bc im the 1 u need ;)<3 

bambam: Please Stop Texting Me 

Before 9 (1/1)

Title: Before 9 [link]
Authors: @noifsandsorbees and @scullyphile 
Rating: Explicit
Spoilers: Revival, Wifegate
Notes: We did a thing. Just try it. Trust us.

Scully wakes on a cold morning in September to an empty bed and the feeling in her gut that something is very wrong. It’s the same feeling she used to get when, years ago, Mulder would call her to say that he’s trapped in Iowa without a car, again, or, like last Sunday, when he used up the last of their coffee and all the stores were closed. She forces herself to get up, throws on a robe and shuffles downstairs.

She finds Mulder crouching down by the backlit oven, her ridiculous bright pink apron covered with white cats tied around his pajamas. He rights himself, moving over to a cookbook on the kitchen table before glancing back at the oven. Scully catches her first glimpse of his face, sugar and flour layered in a three-month-old beard and a look of pure concentration and frustration. She silences a laugh in the back of her throat before it can come out and walks up to him, wrapping her arms around his waist.

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shipsssssssssss

i dont have school tomorrow and i want to waste time so,,, why not do some ships for all you wonderful people

all ya gotta do is;

  • mbf me
  • must have a face page, i wont do it 
  • reblog this
  • ask me anything, ship me and why, i dont know something cool

you’ll get; 

  • icon; 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 
  • url; 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 
  • blog rate; 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 
  • blog compliment; 
  • ship; clifford | hemmings | hood | irwin 
  • random song; 

no notes and i’ll cry 

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posts:
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quality: low | medium | high
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your creations:
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compliment: 

overall:
ratings: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |10 
following: not yet! | f+ | of course | never getting rid of me!

detailed blogrates bc i need to watch new shows

hey guys i haven’t done this in a while so let’s try it out? 

rules:

  • mbf me
  • reblog this to help spread the word and this post to help me find people to follow
  • send me an ask with a good show that i haven’t seen (you can check the shows that i’ve seen here)

that’s it. reblog away lovelies. <3

blacklist “br for ts”

here’s how it’s gonna look like:

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ships and blogrates ((:

im 10 away from my first thousand so i decided to say thank you, like seriously thank you to everyone who has followed me and talked to me, you make me so happy.

ok on with the ships

what you have to do-

reblog this

follow me

send me an ask!! it could be anything. fmk, what you did today, phan, anything :)

please please please have a face or about page, or describe yourself to me, or you can direct me to where i can find pictures of you (ex. your facebook, twitter.. i wont stalk you unless you want me to i promise lol)

what you’ll get-

ship + gif + why

bff + gif

brother + gif

has a crush on you + gif

compliment

song on shuffle

url rate 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10

icon rate  1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10

theme rate  1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10

overall  1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10

am i following? no im sorry ily a lot though / yah ofcourse / already was you’re great / OHMIGOD YES ILY

if this doesnt get notes i’ll cry