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Arrow Fic: I’m a Slave to the Wires

AU - Felicity is an entertainment reporter who just decided she’s quitting her job. Oliver is the star of a major network TV show who owes her a 15-minute phone interview.

A/N: Never planned on trying an AU, but this weird little fluffy kind-of-meta thing just kind of came out. Let me know if you like!

I’m a Slave to the Wires

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“I’m gonna step out for a sec,” Tommy tells him. “You good for this last one? I gotta meet Laurel at the front gate. I’ll be back in ten.”

Oliver’s only response is half-whine/half-groan, looking at the phone at his hand, and then back up at his friend and publicist.

“That’s all you’ve got to give ‘em, ten minutes,” Tommy pleads. “Come on buddy, I know you got one more in you. Just remember, tease ‘em up, but don’t let ‘em finish.”

“You’re disgusting.”

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anonymous asked:

After they got together, did they ever talk about moments when they came close to giving in and taking the next step, but didn't?

The bed is a tangle of bare limbs and faded sheets, splayed fingers and hot skin.

“Fucking bee,” Mulder says. “I had plans for you that night.”

“Oh?” she says, mouth at his collarbone. “What about my plans? Maybe I was really going to Salt Lake. Maybe I had turtlenecks to pack.”

He snorts. “Scully, I realize my dating experience doesn’t quite qualify me for an advice column, but if you had been any more interested in sex at that moment, you could have gotten your own 1-900 number.”

Dear The Killers’ fandom at tumblr -
GRAB & GO IS BACK!


We’re (i-wanna-jump-out-of-my-skin & thekillersluts) really happy to announce today our new album with brand new songs! Our new album is calling Man In Pink. So, tracklist:

1. TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF, BRANDON
2. SNACK AT THE NIGHT
3. THE MAN IN PINK
4. PIGGYBACK ME (RAP SONG)
5.
BRONNIE’S LOVE
6. AVE BRANDIVA
7. I FEEL IT IN MY BONER (ft. Ronnie “Motherfucker” Vannucci)
8.
I’M SO GLITZY
9.
SELFIE MASTER 
10. HIATUS TOUR, BABE
11. RONNIE’S BEARD
12. JUST ANOTHER JACKET

And, as always:
You can order your own MAN IN PINK CD by calling at this number: 1-900-hiatus-00

Thanks to all for staying with us! We love you, grabbers! xx
Klaudia & Rina

Remember when Lisa calls the 1-900-COREY number in The Simpsons and racks up all that money? That was a real hotline.

With those hotlines, you’d just keep paying in small increments for a few minutes of entertainment – which added up to huge amounts – not unlike the way you do now with Candy Crush, or Kardashian Kibbles, or whatever other app that was totally free to download and totally fun for five minutes, until you realized you could have even MORE fun if you reverse-mortgaged your house for 378,034 Khloe Kardashian Kroners.

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