After they got together, did they ever talk about moments when they came close to giving in and taking the next step, but didn't?
The bed is a tangle of bare limbs and faded sheets, splayed fingers and hot skin.
“Fucking bee,” Mulder says. “I had plans for you that night.”
“Oh?” she says, mouth at his collarbone. “What about my plans? Maybe I was really going to Salt Lake. Maybe I had turtlenecks to pack.”
He snorts. “Scully, I realize my dating experience doesn’t quite qualify me for an advice column, but if you had been any more interested in sex at that moment, you could have gotten your own 1-900 number.”
1. TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF, BRANDON 2. SNACK AT THE NIGHT 3. THE MAN IN PINK 4. PIGGYBACK ME (RAP SONG) 5. BRONNIE’S LOVE 6. AVE BRANDIVA 7. I FEEL IT IN MY BONER (ft. Ronnie “Motherfucker” Vannucci) 8. I’M SO GLITZY 9. SELFIE MASTER 10. HIATUS TOUR, BABE 11. RONNIE’S BEARD 12.JUST ANOTHER JACKET
And, as always: You can order your own MAN IN PINKCD by calling at this number: 1-900-hiatus-00
Thanks to all for staying with us! We love you, grabbers! xx Klaudia & Rina
Remember when Lisa calls the 1-900-COREY number in The Simpsons and racks up all that money? That was a real hotline.
With those hotlines, you’d just keep paying in small increments for a few minutes of entertainment – which added up to huge amounts – not unlike the way you do now with Candy Crush, or Kardashian Kibbles, or whatever other app that was totally free to download and totally fun for five minutes, until you realized you could have even MORE fun if you reverse-mortgaged your house for 378,034 Khloe Kardashian Kroners.