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Hiveswap: The Theorizening

Having finished Hiveswap, there’s a lot of different things going through my head at once, thoughts, theories, characters, so I’ll try to not mix things together! That being said, as theories tend to be, Spoiler Warning under the cut! Also sadly I won’t be able to post images in it quite yet since they’re not too easily available around right now, will probably have to wait until some Youtube Video pops up with the gameplay/cutscenes. Without further ado!

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Dylan Klebold smut - his first time

Ok this is really badly written and y'all can give how much hate you want idc

*Y/N*

I smiled at Dylan from across the road as he came over to me, also showing a smile despite his awkwardness. We’d been dating for four months and we were about to go to his house and watch a film, just cuddles and kisses, but I knew he wanted more. It was obvious, he was an awkward horny teenage boy and I was his girlfriend, so I knew it was going to happen tonight. We were both virgins so my palms were sweaty with nerves as we climbed into his car. He didn’t know about my plan but he would soon become aware of it. “Do you think that we should maybe-” I placed my hand on his inner thigh and leant into his side as he drove “- you know.”. His face was bright red as I moved my hand closer to his area. We had done other stuff before, handjobs, a lot of kissing, etc, but he was still fairly nervous. “fuck?” He stammered, making me smile to myself and nod “yeh.”. We had arrived at his house by then and he suddenly scooped me up bridal style, rushing indoors and placing me on his bed within a matter of minutes.

I wasn’t expecting his sudden rush of confidence as he tore off my clothes, still being gentle as he did, but I enjoyed it. “woah.. your boobs are um really good.” He spluttered nervously with an obvious tent in his pants, making me giggle and roll my eyes. “You can touch them you know.” I smiled at his cuteness “but you need to take off some clothes.”. His face went from lust to insecurity as he pulled off his top and trousers, leaving us both in our pants. He placed his hands either side of me and began to trail kisses down my neck and chest, moving one of his hands onto my left boob and groping it softly. “Fuckk.” I moaned, rubbing my hips against his in desperate lust. He suddenly moved his lips down to my other breast, peppering it with love bites as I released another moan. “Dyl how are you so good at this?” I chuckled slightly as his hands gripped harder which cut me off and made me release another moan. “Ugh just fuck me already.” I groaned, pushing him off me and moving my hands down to his boxer shorts, a huge tent in it which made me smirk. Dylan’s face was bright red, being his awkward self, as I pulled them down, making his member spring up and hit his stomach as it was laced with pre cum. My eyes widened at the size, I hadn’t seen it in a while and forgot about how big it was. I’m going to lose my virginity to this, fuck it’s gonna hurt. I pulled my panties off as I knew Dylan would be too shy and laid on my back so he could crawl on top of me. “0kay I’m just going to put it in slow.” He cooed despite his obvious nerves, spreading my legs and positioning himself. My body shook with anxiety but I knew I wanted this, it was just scary as all my friends told me how painful it was. We made eye contact and i nodded, pecking his lips as he moved his hips forward. Fuck it hurt, I could feel him stretching me open and taking my virginity despite how slow he went. “Fuck I’m so sorry babe does it hurt am I doing it right?” He stammered, stopping for a moment. I clenched my eyes shut and nodded “just carry on.”. A few moments later, the pain ended and was replaced by a sudden burst of pleasure from both ends. “Go faster.” I panted as he began to thrust his hips, hitting my g spot each time. He moaned loudly as he went harder then moved his lips down to my neck and began leaving more love bites. “Fuck you’re so fucking tight fuck.” His hand moved down to my nipple and I began moaning in tune with him, feeling my walls tighten around his length. “I’m gonna cum fuck Dyl I’m gonna come.” I panted, reaching my orgasm and cumming all over his cock. He suddenly pulled out, leaving me with an empty feeling, and released his thick load onto my stomach and chest with a final pant. He dropped onto the bed next to me, still breathing heavily and pecked my cheek with a smile. “Was it good? Did it hurt too much? Should I-” “it was amazing.” I smiled, cutting him off and returning the kiss “can you get me a towel though.” I giggled. He blushed and nodded, grabbing a pile of tissues from the side and wiping his cum off for me. “You don’t need to be so anxious.” I smiled, pulling on my clothes as he threw the tissues away and began to also dress himself “you were really good.”. He looked down and did a cute smile to himself, pulling on his jacket as he watched me put on my top “you’re really beautiful, like really really beautiful YN.” He said quietly with a slight blush “We should go get some food.”. My blush matched his as we stood up and opened his bedroom door, only to see Eric and brooks standing there looking mortified. Shit.

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #23

C-RUSS IS COMING BACK TO HOLBY AJKWSODNEUEKSLAWEEUNSZLH3K4YE3G6EHIWJAHUGH

WHAT IF I CAN’T DO ANY MORE WDNTMATHCS AFTER I SEE HER FACE BECAUSE I’VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN

-WHY IS THIS MAN SO ENERGETIC LIKE IM LESS ENERGETIC AND I DON’T HAVE SOME BRAIN ISSUE(actually I probably do tbh)

-“THIRD RATE NAPOLEON” WHY IS CHEEKBONES HARSHER THAN THE SOME GIRLS IN MY SIXTH FORM’S CONTOUR LiKe JEsUs (but that’s what we love about her tho)

-DID I JUST HEAR “CANT ALWAYS CHASE THE GLORY” COME OUT OF LITTLE TWAT’S MOUTH?? I THINK I NEED A HEARING AID LADZ BECAUSE THAT CANT BE RIGHT

-MANS DOESNT EVEN KNOW QUOTES FROM HIS OWN AUTOBIOGRAPHY😂 THAT WOULD BE ME THO LET’S NOT LIE

-YOU KNOW I STARTED TEARING UP AT YOUNG STALIN TALKIN ABOUT ZOSIA GETTIN MARRIED BUT THEN I LOOKED AT THAT MUSTACHE AND I WAS JUST LIKE NOPE

-“OH GOD; I NEED MORE CRISPS” IF THAT AIN’T ME

-WAIT IS THAT FUCKIN VODKA IN HIS WATER BOTTLE 💀💀 PROPS TO THIS MAN THO, DOING A WHOLE SHIFT WHILST DRUNK WHILST I’M OVER HERE NOT EVEN BEING ABLE TO WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE AFTER HAVING A BLACK COFFEE

-WHY DOES HANSSEN SOUND LIKE AN ANGRY SCOTTISH MAN WHEN HE SHOUTS😂

-“DON’T LET THE DEMONS CATCH YOU” GUY SELF QUOTE OR P!ATD LYRIC? 99% OF PEOPLE CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE

-THAT AWKWARD PAT ON THE SHOULDER WAS CLEARLY AN ALMOST KISS YOUNG STALIN WE ALL FUKIN SAW IT U LITTLE SHIT #CURLY STALIN👏IS👏ON👏THE👏RISE

-I THINK THE FUCK NOT LITTLE TWAT DON’T THINK U CAN COME HURT MY BAB AND GET AWAY WIT IT BEcaUSE i s2G i wiLL fiGhT u 0KaY yoU BeTTER kEEp 0nE eYE 0Pen aT niGHt

-IVE GOT A NEW QUOTE FOR LITTLE TWAT’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY : “karma’s a bitch” :)))))

OVERALL THOUGHTS:

LITTLE TWAT IS TRULY LIVING UP TO HIS NAME

Day and Night on Alternia!

So quite a while back I was drawing a picture from a rp about one of my trolls going out “at night” to catch fireflies in the dark before realizing Alternia is backwards, so there was nothing special about going out “at night”, all trolls go out “at night” and there was nothing analogous to our nightime when a troll could go out to catch fireflies in the dark. It’d be dumb to go catch fireflies when the sun is up! Which got me thinking about the cycles of day and night, and since anontrolls just made a post about the same thing, I got inspired to actually write this up!

As a note: this is highly highly non-compliant with canon facts regarding the number of perigees, equinoxes, and bilunar perigees Alternia seems to have because canon is CONFUSING.

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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #16

- YEAh B0iiiii MY BISH DOGBY IS BACKKK👌👌
-#STOPFLETCHABUSE2K17 HE DOESN’T DESERVE THIS KIND OF PHYSICAL ABUSE FROM HIS COLLEAGUES😡😂
-WHY DID ITALIAN GUY SAY “ZOO-SHA” I FULLY HAD TO TURN ON THE SUBTITLES TO REALISE HE SAID ZOSIA U KNOW
-I WILL REPEAT ONCE AGAIN THAT LOVELY LESBIAN LADY ™ LOVES HER STAFF AND SHE JUST WANTS THEM T0 bE 0kAY
- I FEEL LIKE IM ACTUALLY PROPERLY LIKING NUMBNUTS NOW TBH
- DID ANYONE ELSE HAVE TO GOOGLE “HOLISTIC” OR AM I JUS DUMB
-DIDN’T REALISE I’D SWITCHED CHANNELS TO “THE JAC ‘N’ DAMON COUNSELLING SHOW”
-LLL™ ’S FACE WHEN SHE HEARD THE NOISES I’M LITERALLY DyinG SHE THINKS THEY’RE DOING THE SEXY TIMES AND SHE’S JUS SO CASUAL
-CHEEKBONES YOU CAN’T BE DOING INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES DURING THEATRE R U MAD LIKE IF THE PATIENT DIES R U GONNA JUS SAY “AH YE SORRY LADZ I WAS JUS PRACTICING MY SPEECH FOR THE OSCARS” LIKE???
- I KNOW EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND THAT BUT IF I WAS LIKE PARKER TOWARDS MY MUM (IK ESSIE ISN’T HIS MUM BUT THEY HAVE THAT BOND) THEN I’D PROBABLY END UP HOMELESS AND DISOWNED BY THE WHOLE FAMILY
-CHEEKBONES FULLY JUS CUSSED ITALIAN GUY OUT AND THEN GOT HER JOB BACK?? I’M 100% LOVIN THIS TBH
-MY POOR BAB MORVEN I’M JUS WANTING HER TO BE HAPPY AND I’M V V GLAD THAT EVERYONE IS LOOKING OUT 4 HER BUT CAN PEOPLE STOP DYING AROUND HER PLS AND THANK U

OVERALL THOUGHTS :
I WANT TO LIKE RAF AND ESSIE BUT THEY MAKE ME WANT TO FALL ASLEEP