Osomatsu-san PS Vita game translation - Jyushimatsu 08 - Jyushimatsu and the Shachihoko
Osomatsu: Today we’re gonna
drink in the afternoon
Todomatsu: How do think of such wonderful ideas, Osomatsu-niisan?
Choromatsu: My job hunting isn’t going very well, if you don’t have a drink once in a while then you won’t get anything done.
Ichimatsu: Don’t they have… any chicken wings?
Karamatsu: Heh, want to have some of my fried chicken?
Ichimatsu: …I’ll pass.
Jyushimatsu: Fried chicken! Fried chicken! Fried chicken French fried blooper!
Karamatsu: No! You shouldn’t throw fried chicken like that! Jyushimatsu!
Jyushimatsu: 1000 knocks!
Old regular: Oi, be quiet, youngsters.
Jyushimatsu: Ah, sorry. Bow.
Old regular: Young men in their prime not going to work and merrymaking in the middle of the day? If you can’t find jobs, then you should increase your working luck.
Jyushimatsu: Working luck?.
Old regular: That’s right. If you increase your working luck, you’ll find a job quickly and the money will come rolling in.
Jyushimatsu: Hoeee. How do you increase your working luck?
Old regular: That’s easy, my man. A shachihoko.
Old regular: That’s right, a shachihoko. If you put a shachihoko up, you’ll be rolling in the money, just like this old man here. Hahahahaha. Alright then, barkeep! Bring me the bill. Thanks for the meal.
Old man running the bar: Thanks.
Jyushimatsu: A shachihoko…