01 2013

일플 약정서

이것은 돔과 섭이 모두 가지고 있어야 하며 모든 행위에 대해서 모두의 책임을 지겠다는 합의 약정서이다


*일플 약정서 돔과 섭은 매끄럽고 원할한 플을 위하여 사전에 아래와 같이 계약서에 첨부된 약정을 한 다

*돔은 플을 하기로 약속한 섭에게 아래의 돔&섭 약정서”를 이멜로 보내 선택하도록 요청 한다

*플할 장소도 노래방,비디오방,승용차,산속,자택,모텔 등을 미리 합의하여 결정한다

*돔은 섭으로부터 이메일을 맏은 돔&섭 약정서”에 기재한 답변 내용을 1개월 이상 보관 한다

*섭은 돔에게 이메이로 보낸 “돔&섭 약정서”에 기재한 답변내용을 1개월 이상 보관한다

1.섭 지침서를 따를것인가?
1)참고 안한다 2) 일부 항목만 따른다 3)20개 항목 모두 따른다

2.자지를 보지에 넣는 성관계는?
1)안된다 2)돔의 뜻에 따른다 3)하고싶다

3.자지를 항문에 넣는 성관계는?
1)안된다 2)돔의 뜻에 따른다 3)하고싶다

4.관장은?
1)안된다 2)돔의 뜻에 따른다 3)하고싶다

5.본디지는?
1)안된다 2)돔의 뜻에 따른다 3)여러가지 하고 싶다

6.뺨을 때리는 체벌은?
1)안된다 2)돔의 뜻에 따른다 3)”잘못했습니다 주인님” 말이 나올때까지 한다

7.엉덩이 체벌은?
1)안된다 2)돔의 뜻에 따른다 3)”잘못했습니다 주인님” 말이 나올때까지 한다

8.허벅지 체벌은?
1)안된다 2)돔의 뜻에 따른다 3)”잘못했습니다 주인님” 말이 나올때까지 한다

9.종아리 체벌은?
1)안된다 2)돔의 뜻에 따른다 3)”잘못했습니다 주인님” 말이 나올때까지 한다

10.발바닥 체벌은?
1)안된다 2)돔의 뜻에 따른다 3)”잘못했습니다 주인님” 말이 나올때까지 한다

11.손바닥 체벌은?
1)안된다 2)돔의 뜻에 따른다 3)”잘못했습니다 주인님” 말이 나올때까지 한다

12.부동자세로 서있기 체벌은?
1)안된다 2)돔의 뜻에 따른다 3)”잘못했습니다 주인님” 말이 나올때까지 한다

13.무릎꿁고 손들고 앉아있기 체벌은?
1)안된다 2)돔의 뜻에 따른다 3)”잘못했습니다 주인님” 말이 나올때까지 한다

14.무릎꿁고 앉아있기 체벌은?
1)안된다 2)돔의 뜻에 따른다 3)”잘못했습니다 주인님” 말이 나올때까지 한다

15.엎드려 벚치기 체벌은?
1)안된다 2)돔의 뜻에 따른다 3)”잘못했습니다 주인님” 말이 나올때까지 한다

16.욕은?
1)안된다 2)돔의 뜻에 따른다 3)이년,저년,이놈,저놈까지 허용한다

17.실내에서 돔에게 큰절을 하겠는가?
1)안된다 2)돔의 뜻에 따른다 3)당연히 하겠다

18.플에 필요한 경비는?
1)돔이 전액부담 2)돔과 섭 1:1 부담 3) 돔과 섭 2:1 부담 4) 섭이 전액부담

19.플에 필요한 도구는?
1)돔이 준비한다 2) 서로 편하도록 상의하여 준비한다 3) 섭이 준비한다

20.딜도 등 도구를 사용하는 플, 그외 하고 싶은 플을 기재하라

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“In a world without gold, we might have been heroes!”
Pictures made by me :)

10 notorious Murderers

The following people are ten notorious murderers (8 serial killers, 2 terrorists) ordered by their birthday (youngest to oldest).

I’m posting four pictures of everyone (them as kid, random picture of them, police sketch, mugshot) and a short summary of their crime.


Timothy McVeigh

*23/04/1968
†11/06/2001

Timothy James McVeigh was an American terrorist. He is responsible for the Oklahoma City Bombing. He had two accomplices (Terry Nichols, Michael Fortier). With his bomb he killed 168 people.




Richard Ramirez

*29/01/1960
†07/06/2013

Ricardo Leyva Muñoz Ramírez, also known as the „Night Stalker“, was an American serial killer. He killed at least 14 people. He often used different weapons and didn’t have any specific targets.




Aileen Wuornos

*29/05/1956
†09/10/2002

Aileen Carol Wuornos was an American serial killer. She probably killed 7 men in between 1989 and 1991. She is one of the most notorious female serial killers.




David Berkowitz

*01/06/1953

David Richard Berkowitz, also known as „Son of Sam“, is an American serial killer. He killed 6 people and wounded 8. Today he is an Christian.




Richard Chase

*23/05/1950
†26/12/1980

Richard Trenton Chase, also known as „The Vampire of Sacramento“, was an American serial killer. In just one month he killed 6 people. He drank the blood from some of his victims, ate body parts or had sex with their dead bodies. 




Gary Ridgway

*18/02/1949

Gary Leon Ridgway, also known as „Green River Killer“, is an American serial killer. He killed at least 49 women and girls. He killed his victims after having sex with them. He strangled them to death. Then he had sex with their dead bodies. Sometimes he came back at night and had sex with them again or mutilated their bodies.




Ted Bundy

*24/11/1946
†24/01/1989

Theodore „Ted“ Robert Bundy was an American serial killer. He raped and killed at least 28 young women and girls and cut them into pieces.  He is one of the most notorious serial killers in the history of the USA.




Dennis Rader

*09/03/1945

Dennis Lynn Rader, also known as „BTK-Killer“ (Bind, Torture, Kill) is an American serial killer. He killed at least 10 people. Most of his victims were female.




Ted Kaczynski

*22/05/1942

Theodore John „Ted“ Kaczynski, also known as the „Unabomber“ is an American terrorist. In between 1978 and 1995 he sent 16 bombs to different people in the USA. With these bombs he killed 3 people and injured 23.




Andrei Chikatilo

*16/10/1936
†14/02/1994

Andrei Romanovich Chikatilo, also known as „Butcher of Rostov“, was a Soviet serial killer. He killed at least 53 people. He often raped his female victims.

Every Dan and Phil video in the London Apartment in order

I made a list of every single Dan and Phil video that they have uploaded since they first moved into their, (now old), London apartment. I have left out any YouTube Red videos but have included videos from all 6 channels, (danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, danisnotinteresting, LessAmazingPhil, DanandPhilGAMES and DanandPhilCRAFTS).

If you think the order is wrong or any of the links are incorrect please let me know and I will try to correct it.

(I spent WAY too much time on this but oh well)

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endless lists:  favourite movies [01/∞]  →  The Conjuring (2013)

“Diabolical forces are formidable. These forces are eternal, and they exist today. The fairy tale is true. The devil exists. God exists. And for us, as people, our very destiny hinges upon which one we elect to follow.”  -  Ed Warren

wukongopterus  asked:

I guess you know a lot about pigeons so I wanted to ask you: what sort of pigeon breeds are the best for first time bird owners and what are the downsides to pigeons? I've been wanting to get a bird when I graduate (which is pretty soon) since it's been a dream of mine since I was in high school. Originally, I wanted a parrot, but I don't think I could handle a bird that smart, so I've been looking into birds like pigeons or mousebirds but its hard to find stuff that isn't propaganda.

Two biggest downsides: Pigeons are dust monsters!

And they are FRIGHTENINGLY intelligent!

When I say that they have equivalent cognition to a human 5 year old, it is not hyperbole!

Pigeons are capable of higher level cognition on par with baboons.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/02/090212141143.htm

Pigeons are more self aware than toddlers.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/06/080613145535.htm

Pigeons learn to categorize the same way as toddlers.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/02/150204184447.htm

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/04/140402095107.htm

Pigeons can learn to READ IN ENGLISH and KNOW WHEN A WORD IS NOT REAL!!!

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/09/160919111535.htm

Pigeons have the cognitive capacity to appreciate art.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/06/090630075622.htm

Pigeons understand and make regular use of public transit.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/01/130108122724.htm

Pigeons have a genuinely democratic society.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/04/100416214045.htm

Homing pigeon flocks are genuinely democratic, choosing whether or not to follow based on their assessment of the leader’s competence.

http://www.audubon.org/news/in-homing-pigeon-flocks-bad-bosses-quickly-get-demoted

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/06/150609213053.htm

They recognize faces exactly the same way we do.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/04/110411171847.htm

Because their brains are wired like ours.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/07/130717095336.htm

Pigeons are an accurate enough model of human brain function to be used to understand the way our brains work.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/03/120302101541.htm

From experience, I can assure you that pigeons can learn to understand spoken English, and being the very vocal birds they are, expect you to talk to them.

They don’t like when you just silently decide to suddenly do a thing.

Especially if that thing means they can’t come!

But they are MUCH more cooperative when you tell them what you are doing, like you would a toddler.

“Ankhou, wait, I need to go into Quarantine. I’ll be right back.” is an absolutely necessary thing to tell my Assistance pigeon, if I don’t want him to try to follow me in there. Because they bond so closely that a single pigeon’s WHOLE WORLD revolves around your company!

“Ankhou” addresses him by his name, which he knows means him, and not another bird. “Wait” means stay where you are. “Quarantine” is the door he’s not allowed to go through at the end of the hallway. “I’ll be right back.” means that I will only be gone a minute or two, and he’ll be rewarded with attention and cuddles if he’s still where I told him to “Wait” when I get back.

Ankhou knows most of the other birds’ names too, and knows when I am not talking to him.

You might look into keeping a Ringneck dove or two.

They are small, docile, easy to house and feed, and very tractable if well socialized.

Bless them, they are NOT bright. >v<

But they’re cute and sweet with simple needs that are easily met.

(only 2 per cage though, they do not flock!)

I’m socially awkward already, so that helps. The thing with him is like, I wanted to play him as a fighter, but people have different reasons why people fight, you know? People fight to protect somebody, or to prove something. But I’m tryin’ to play him like, he’s a fighter because he’s always had to fight. He’s always had his back up against the wall. And that’s a different kind of dynamic. Everybody asks me about a love story. You know, if that happens, like…If a boy meets a girl there’s all this awkward stuff that happens in between there. And, that to me is more interesting to play than just,‘two people meet, kiss, and then up against a tree and have sex,’ or whatever. So, I’m trying to play all these little things that make people who they are.
— 

Norman Reedus, FOX 11 Google+ Hangout (01/Mar/2013)

Where do you draw the inspiration to play such a multi-faceted character?

** This is an unusual interview, because Reedus uses the romance angle un-prompted. He isn’t asked about a love interest, but he uses it to explain what helps motivate his characterization of Daryl. It’s also interesting because it has one of the best set of fan questions that I’ve heard.