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Your mood can affect your level of motivation, but never let it affect your discipline. Successful people know what they need to do and do it, regardless of how they feel. Don’t miss out on possible opportunities just because you have chosen to be overpowered by temporary feelings.

The Zodiac Signs After Oversleeping

Makes an apology phone call and rushes to make up for missed tasks: Aries, Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius

Gets up and uses the excuse of oversleeping to take a little bit of extra time: Taurus, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius

Secretly lets themself take more time anyway (‘I’m already late, what’s the big deal?’): Gemini, Leo, Pisces

Dr. Harry Carlyle, from Mass Effect: Andromeda

Help, an NPC stole my heart ಥ﹏ಥ

I started this ages ago, but here it is! Hopefully the first of many!
Also, I was a bit inspired in David Gandy, so I’ll leave you with that thought…;D

MBTI excuses

INFJ: sorry, I’m handing my homework in late because time isn’t real

INTP: sorry, wikipedia was more interesting

INFP: sorry, maths and I have an unhealthy relationship. So I broke it off.

INTJ: sorry, the last chapter ended on a cliffhanger, and I needed answers

ENFP: sorry, I ate my homework

ENFJ: sorry, I was doing my friend’s work instead

ENTJ: sorry, my business needed attending to

ENTP: sorry, I had to help my friend clear up a body

ISTP: sorry, I fell off a wall and nearly died

ISFJ: sorry, I adopted a stray cat at the weekend and it may or may not have eaten my homework

ISFP: sorry, I didn’t have time. Would you care to take in my procrastination doodles instead?

ISTJ: sorry, I accidentally wrote two theses instead of one - my hand slipped

ESTP: sorry, I had an accident involving a desk and a ceiling fan

ESFP: sorry, I was drunk, so some of these may not be words

ESFJ: sorry, my pet woodlouse met an early and unfortunate death over the weekend

ESTJ: sorry it’s late, I died and had to resurrect in order to hand it in. But it’s here.

1. I’m lonely so I do lonely things
2. Loving you was like going to war; I never came back the same.
3. You hate women, just like your father and his father, so it runs in your blood.
4. I was wandering the derelict car park of your heart looking for a ride home.
5. You’re a ghost town I’m too patriotic to leave.
6. I stay because you’re the beginning of the dream I want to remember.
7. I didn’t call him back because he likes his girls voiceless.
8. It’s not that he wants to be a liar; it’s just that he doesn’t know the truth.
9. I couldn’t love you, you were a small war.
10. We covered the smell of loss with jokes.
11. I didn’t want to fail at love like our parents.
12. You made the nomad in me build a house and stay.
13. I’m not a dog.
14. We were trying to prove our blood wrong.
15. I was still lonely so I did even lonelier things.
16. Yes, I’m insecure, but so was my mother and her mother.
17. No, he loves me he just makes me cry a lot.
18. He knows all of my secrets and still wants to kiss me.
19. You were too cruel to love for a long time.
20. It just didn’t work out.
21. My dad walked out one afternoon and never came back.
22. I can’t sleep because I can still taste him in my mouth.
23. I cut him out at the root, he was my favorite tree, rotting, threatening the foundations of my home.
24. The women in my family die waiting.
25. Because I didn’t want to die waiting for you.
26. I had to leave, I felt lonely when he held me.
27. You’re the song I rewind until I know all the words and I feel sick.
28. He sent me a text that said “I love you so bad.”
29. His heart wasn’t as beautiful as his smile
30. We emotionally manipulated one another until we thought it was love.
31. Forgive me, I was lonely so I chose you.
32. I’m a lover without a lover.
33. I’m lovely and lonely.
34. I belong deeply to myself.
—  Warsan Shire, 34 Excuses for Why We Failed at Love

*Man hits his wife, rapes, behaves aggressively, drinks, smokes, does drugs, etc etc*: “but he never had a good relationship with his father and he’s got issues 😢”

*Woman goes through terrible, traumatic experience and speaks out about it*: “OMG MOVE ON get over it you can’t let it rule your life you need to stop going in about it and just live your life and move on”