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holy moly, where do I even begin, anon. WHERE!!! DO I EVEN!!! BEGIN!!! how do I even talk about john silver?! the destroyer of pigs! the Flint-Approved Little Shit™! the smol cunning thief! wrangler of sharks and UNEXPECTED FEELINGS!!! machiavellian baby caterpillar turned Big Bad Butterfly!!! my son who delights me, upsets me, and scares me all at the same exact time!!!


*pulls out a chair* take a seat, my friend. I do not have as much control with words as Long John does himself so, we may be here a while >:) (update: um. I wrote a lot. I wrote like a real lot. a whole lot. forgive me for I have sinned.)

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Rapunzel slowly snuck through the old warehouse, gun raised. She glanced at her partner before approaching a door. They were currently inside the headquarters of Drago Bludvist, the most diabolical dragon trader in the black market. They were currently looking for Drago and a Nightfury that he kept as a pet. She signaled to Hiccup to cover her as she opened the door to his office, moving inside quickly and looking around to see if anyone was inside.

————————— Hiccup nodded, his own weapon at the ready. Hiccup wasn’t technically a cop. He was, instead, a highly specialized dragon trainer and wrangler. He and Rapunzel worked well together though. The room was empty, but had been used recently. There was a fireplace that was still smoldering, and inside the fire… An injured night fury, whimpering. She’d been severely beaten, it seemed. @lostblondeprincess

Jeep Does It Again:

Sticking with Jeep tradition, they’ve just announced 6 new concepts for the Moab Easter Jeep Safari.

Concepts are as follows in descending order, left to right; the Kaiser M715 inspired ’Crew Chief 715′, a lifted Wrangler with digi-camo wrap called the ’Trailstorm’, the shortened CJ5-inspired ‘Shortcut’, the Fiat soft roader ‘Renegade Commander, another Fiat soft roader called the ‘Comanche’, and last but not least the super-green ‘Trailcat’ that is basically a wider, stockier Wrangler with a 707-hp supercharged Hellcat V8, a chopped windshield, and Dodge Viper seats.

It’s pretty obvious which ones are the most exciting and which are the Fiat least exciting.

I wouldn’t hold your breathe waiting for these to come out in the near future. Jeep has yet to go into production with any concepts shown at these events. 

Boohoo. We want the Trailcat and Kaiser!