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aerihead  asked:

hanzo: i think we'll get along... swimmingly

@aerihead  YAAAS!!! 

Hanzo is on a roll and no one can stop him 

P.S. I imagine this happens literally right after the first post

Keep ‘em coming folks! I’ll take pun requests any day 👌👌👌

EDIT:  There’s more… pray for Genji


sunglasses B)

 Trinity : *throws open the door*

 Trinity : So you two ARE having sex!

 Sasha : *sitting on the bed, reading*

 Sasha : We are? Shea, why didn’t you tell me? I would’ve put down my book.

A collection or fun things from our latest Saturday night game in which our party utterly thrashes an Orc war party and gets into other shenanigans. 

DM: “Now matching his yellow marker, the last Orc has wet himself.”

PC1: “The halfling barbarian vindictively chases down the fleeing orc.”

PC2: “There’s no better way to start the morning than with a steaming hot cup of Orc blood.”

PC2 (Paladin) OOC: “These slots were made for smitin’, and that’s just what they’ll do. One of these days these slots’ll smite all over you~”

PC1’s dog sighs and makes a grumbling noise over the mic.

DM OOC: “Aw, she’s grumpy because she wants to play too.”

PC1 OOC: “I wonder what my dog would pick as a character class….”

PC3 OOC: “Barkbarian.”