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i know that some gross male dudebro is going to mansplain star trek to me at some point in my life, and at that moment i will cut him off with a theatrical “oh, the sound of male ego. you travel halfway across the galaxy, and it’s still the same song.”

this is an excellent response for 3 reasons.

1. The quote is actually from star trek, so if he doesn’t get the reference, it means it’s likely that I know more about the show than he does.

2. If he does get the reference, he’ll have to eat his fucking words

3. if he doesn’t get the reference, he will assume you have been halfway across the galaxy and are therefore an alien. and of course it is always good to have at least one person convinced you are an alien.

that concludes this text post. have a nice day

Girl gang Schuylers are cool and all but you know what would be better? Schuyler mafia. Godmother Eliza who can be incredibly gracious and generous but never forgets a slight. Angelica handling the day-to-day operations and keeping an eye on anyone asking her sister for something. Alexander marrying into this and taking to it with maybe a little too much zeal. Peggy is kind of done with it all and just wants to be a real estate agent.

every fucking actress in american porn:
  • “OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD” *pig squeal*
  • uhhhhhh so tIGHT!
  • oh yea stick that b *manages to fucking stumble!!! bitch how hard can this line be??* big. fat. cock. into my pussey
  • *dog whimpering* *looking into the camera with a stupid expression and lips looking like she’s saying ooh*
  • mmmm ;) yeaah! FUCK THAT PUSSY
  • *finally a moment of blissful silence as her mouth is being plugged with a cock*
  • i made this post drunk