.omg this is the best

anonymous asked:

(to (manga)josuke) (date description) I pick you up in my nice, fancy work car (real nice stuff, expensive and all), we go on a long drive (i've even got the lights on and everything), and everyone knows we're coming, so I can drive as fast as necessary. When we get there, we sign some really important, fancy papers, and then I go home while you stay there. The end.

The teen sightly narrows his eyes in annoyance.

“That’s not very romantic of you, anon.”

when she says: I’m fine

what she really means: La La Land won best picture but it was announced wrong and actually Moonlight won and God saved 2017 and was like Happy Black History Month and everyone was shook and I am shook and it’s just we have a fucking administration and president who is against EVERYTHING THIS MOVIE STANDS FOR AND ITS THE BEST PICTURE OMG 

anonymous asked:

la la land went from critically acclaimed movie to the movie that got trolled in one day i just can't stop laughing omg the best oscar moment ever.

IT’S GONNA BE KNOWN FOR THE MOVIE THAT WAS ABOUT JAZZ THAT STARRED TWO WHITE PEOPLE AND THEN THEY THOUGHT THEY WON BEST PICTURE BUT GOT TROLLED BECAUSE SUPRISE BITCH THE MOVIE ABOUT A BLACK GAY MAN WON LIKE INCREDIBLE

karenninat  asked:

I'm so happy for you that moonlight won best picture!!

OMG honestly I was so ready for it to lose to La La Land and when they called La La Land I was seething but then all that happened and I tell you when I started crying, I’m so happy. This is the greatest way to start my birthday week