<b></b> (Bangtan in an instance of slight inconvenience)<p/><b>Seokjin:</b> I RAISED YOU ON MY BACK FOR 800 YEARS. I MADE YOUR HOUSE INTO A HOME. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! HOW. DARE. YOU. I PUT IN MY NA PI TTAM NUNMUL-<p/><b>Yoongi:</b> Well, fuck me. Karma is a motherfucking bitch, ain't it? Imma sleep this shit out.<p/><b>Hoseok:</b> Just smile your way through this. Whoo! I am fine. I. AM. FINE. Oh no! My j-nope face is showing. ABORT MISSION! I REPEAT, ABORT MISSION!<p/><b>Namjoon:</b> Hmm, now let me think of a way out of this. If the sun rose from the east this morning, the mass of my coffee cup is half a kilogram and my IQ is 14- Nope, I can't do this. Bye-bye.<p/><b>Taehyung:</b> Think about all the puppies you saw at the shelter and all the children you held last- OOOH LOOK A NICKEL!<p/><b>Jimin:</b> Fite meh (ง'̀-'́)ง<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> Lmao😂😂😂Nope🙈I🚫am🚫not🚫doing🚫this🚫shit🚫2nite😎😆I'll just✅✔meme my way✔✔✔outta here✅😎✅😎good🤗💤fucking bye👀👀🕶bitches💁💁see u👉👉 👉in hell💪💪💪☝💅👀👀💦💣PEACE OUT!🤓☻😈MOTHERFUCKERS😙😙HAHAHA🔥🔥🔥golden🌟🌟maknae who👀👀💅<p/></p>
Now the real question is.. how does Juju feel about Jade 🤔🤔😏🔥
She’s pretty fond of her actually. That one time Juju wandered out the house and found herself assed out on the beach and Jaide rescued her… great moments in trash history.
Wes was distraught because he looked everywhere for her and it really did seem like it was pretty much the end. But Jaide came through in the clutch and saved her. He was so overwhelmed that he sucked Jaide’s face off with a kiss.
Since then Juju and Jaide have a mutual friendship and understanding which is rare because Juju doesn’t really care for any of Wes’ female “friends”.
If someone would tell Jyn Erso that one day she’d be happily married to Cassian Andor and have a beautiful daughter with him, she would happily punch that person in the face.
But who knew it would happen (including having an annoying but lovable dog).
(I just really wanted to do something for rebelcaptain week and I just got back from a vacation with the fam which is why this is late lmao)
(I totally pictured Dafne Keen as their child the moment I saw her in Logan lmao)