Notice to staff:
Please do not use hang clotheslines and/or wet laundry from Jaegers before outdoor calibration tests, and then use the Thundercloud Formation to “expedite the drying process”. The PPDC will not be held responsible for any more collisions between two or more watercraft blinded by surprise under garments.
If it is the case that any laundry machine is out of service, please inform Custodial at the earliest convenience. That said, the machines /have been having issues today; Custodial has informed me the problem will be resolved by the weekend.
- Xiong Li-hua, Marshal of the Hong Kong Shatterdome
Confidential to Team Crimson Typhoon: Rangers Wei Cheung, Jin, and Hu are responsible for your laundry and are banned from the hanger for the next week, effective immediately. Should any of you have any textiles in need of laundering, please deliver them to the Rangers quarters.