USA’s Alex Morgan, Lauren Holiday, Abby Wambach and Whitney Engen celebrate after their victory in the final football match between USA and Japan during their 2015 FIFA Women’s World Cup at the BC Place Stadium in Vancouver on July 5, 2015.
•Tobin & Lauren scored
•Carli got a hat trick in 16 minutes
•Abby & Christie got their World Cup title
•we killed Japan
•saw some Talex
•Carli got the Golden Ball Award
•the team already looks drunk
•oh yeah… DID I MENTION WE WON THE WOMEN’S WORLD CUP!?