sorry my blog has been terrible the last few weeks but pokémon needed my attention, i needed to establish myself as the very best, the best like no one ever was, and shortly we will be back to our regularly scheduled blogging, 

“Can you tell me how you caught your Tentacruel?”

“He was my ex-boyfriend’s present for our first anniversary.”

“Oh, I’m sorry for bringing it up.”

“Nah, it’s fine. If I was bothered by it, I would’ve released him long ago. But Stinger is everything my ex-boyfriend wasn’t. He’s always there for me, always willing to listen and not talk over me, always giving me space when I need it. Considering everything, Stinger was the best thing about that relationship.”