.and the drag part

                                                  Come and Drink 🍺

      Thursday was my last day working at the Dispensary, and a few of my co-workers decided to intercept me on my way to the gym yesterday and drag me out for “parting” drinks🤘🏽. Not really sure how much of a parting it is since I’m still gonna be seeing most of em at the gym or during football season when we start drafts for our fantasy league🤷🏽‍♂️.

        Been working there for 4 years and I’m def gonna miss that place but it’s all about progression and moving forward👌🏽. My next moves have been a long time comin’. Just gonna enjoy these next two weeks before I have to get back on my grind. Hope y'all havin’ a good day tho?😎

The hardest part is that at the same time im annoyed by ppl getting bitter about Sasha winning, i understand where they come from. I Just dont think its fair to people put this on Sasha’s back and attacking her personally for something that was beyond her control. She came in the competition, she did an amazing job and It was neck and neck between them (Shea, Sasha and Trinity) and she won that lipsync. Simple as that. Im not even going to the “she deserve to win that challenge” realm, bc she did amazing regerdless and is pretty clear that the amount of winnings didn’t mean shit at the end lmao

and the thing is : when Trinity went to the bottom, she was great but It was completely one sided, she would Win anyway. When Shea went to the bottom, her lipsync was very underwhelming (and we all know that Ru likes to put sometimes the best one on the line to test her), not to mention Valentina, which was a clear bet for the top till the mask fiasco. I mean i guess thats the reason why the finale went that way, maybe Ru wanted to give them another oportunity to show nerve and Sasha did that, so as much as i think is sad that Shea went so well in the competition and didn’t won, but i think Sasha deserves It. It is right and its ok to me.

we’ve always taken shelter in our unhelpable pride

my fave parts in beauty and the beast:

  • gaston dragging agathe in front of the whole town and then just going like ‘no offense agathe’
  • when lefou asked gaston whether he seriously wanted to be part of belle’s family
  • “is that fair?” - “i don’t care”
  • when gaston told belle that she just had to find the right man and she was all like ‘it’s a small village i’ve met everyone’ like what kind of savage
  • “BE FREE!” iconic
  • lefou spelling gaston’s name
  • beast dragging belle for her taste in shakespeare
  • belle holding back tears when she’s in the library for the first time honestly same
  • lefou’s smile upon realizing that maurice was still alive
  • “there’s a beast running wild, there’s no question, but i fear the wrong monster’s released”
  • maestro cadenza going “ouch” when gaston ditches lefou
  • when chip apologized to maurice for moving and maurice was just like ‘it’s alright’ and then he fucking bolted
  • luke evans singing
  • EVERMORE
  • “too much?” - “…yep”
  • belle teaching that little girl how to read
  • “i didn’t think she would say yes!”
  • when everyone was changed back

I gotta tell you what’s going on in my life and in gay culture in Miami right now.

So my DND campaign ended. my character died and I was like “I still want to play my character!!” and they were like “Well it can’t be the same you gotta change the name!” Her name was Grey so I was like “Fine, I’ll name her idk Flé” No one laughed but my best friend and his boyfriend. So then my best friend then says “Hey omg so Jaxx should just rename her character Flé!” and EVERYONE burst out into laughter. And then his boyfriend goes “Oh my god Duasso you’re SO FUNNY” And everyone chimes in like “omg how’d you think of that” “omg that’s so funny” cue me losing my collective shit. and then it became a run on joke that duasso invented it and i had nothing to do w it.

SO FAST FORWARD, my old DND group was made up of important gay miami night life personalities (bartenders, DJs etc) and all of a sudden my best friend and I are heading to his boyfriends bar and he says “i just want you know people…people are the using the word.” “What do you mean” and as I say that, two gay boys walk out of the bar going “Oh my god that’s so flé”

TURNS OUT. MY BEST FRIEND AND HIS BOYFRIEND AND MY DND ASSHOLES ARE NOW USING THIS WORD AND IT APPARENTLY MEANS A COPYCAT/IMITATOR/IMPOSTER (FOR OBVIOUS REASONS) AND NOW PEOPLE ARE USING IT AND I HEAR THEM AND MY BEST FRIEND AND HIS BOYFRIEND ARE TAKING CREDIT FOR IT THIS STUPID WORD THAT STARTED OFF AS A STUPID JOKE THAT HAS NOW BLOWN UP INTO NEW GAY LINGO IM???

and just. sigh. my best friend is so flé

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Blindspot ladies dealing with assholes. (incase you needed anymore reasons to love these ladies.)

Spoken Word

This piece ✒️✒️📇📜 is entitled 🔠🔡🔤 ‘the same parts’ 🍆=🍆


People 🚻🚻at the party👀🍷🎶📣🎉 and I’m wanting 🔜🔜 to dance👯🎤📛 other ugly 💀👿 ass bitches 👩❌ ain’t standin 🚶 no chance 👎🚫 dudes lookin 👀👬 at me like they wanna get in 🔃 my pants 👖💦 hoes getting mad 💢😡🙍 come on bitch 🔪 see me with them hands 💅👊 see me with them hands ✊👏


First man 🏃🚶 up 🔝🔝 his hands 👐 on his hips 👉👖👈 I drop it 🚮🚮 like its hot 🔥💥 he’s lickin’ 👅💦 his lips 👄💧his back on the wall 🏢my ass 🍑 on his hhHHHG 🍆💦 grindin’ for a second 🕛🕐 his stuff’s 👖🍆 getting thick 🔛👅 he doesn’t know it ❌🙇 but I’m getting firm 🍆💪 too


Fellas 🚶🚶🚶 really need to know 🙉✔️ Before calling 📲📯 me boo 👻💝 because what you see 👀👀 isn’t always ❌ the truth ✔️ Say it with me 📣📣 what you see 👀👀 isn’t always ❌❌ the truth ✔️✔️


Because baby 👶 boy👦 I’ve got all 🔃✔️ The same parts 🍆=🍆 that you do ✔️👖💦 the same parts 💁👖🍆 the same parts 👨👖🔛🍆


The same parts ☝️🙊❌💦🍆