.and the dog has a twitter

So far 2017!phan has brought us:

✨ Dan and Phil both getting “a kiss from a dog” at midnight on New Year’s Eve.

✨ Phil making a twitter Moments that featured multiple unnecessary pics of Dan.

✨ Dan and Phil being the most amazing grandparents to Dab as he ages into a toddler.

✨ Finding out that Phil bought Dan a £60 oil scented candle.

✨ “Phil is my bestest buddy.”

✨ All of Tumblr arguing about who will propose to the other.

✨ “2017 is going to be more chill. We’re just going to do more life things…and find a better way to live so we have more storage.”

✨ A rumor about Phil having a “secret wife and child”; both Dan and Phil laughing at the idea of Phil being with anyone other than Dan.

✨ Phil predicting his future and basically predicting domestic bliss.

✨ Dan going with Phil to spend Phil’s birthday up north with the Lester’s.

✨ “The light and warmth you bring to our lives is as everlasting as the sun” - Dan Howell.

✨ An entire video of Dan and Phil calling each other “Daddy” and “Baby”.

And it isn’t even February.

8

Donald Trump still hasn’t released his taxes. While speculating about their contents is irresponsible, if they’re anything like his 1995 tax returns, they must be spectacularly embarrassing for a President already dogged by questions about foreign influence in his administration.

Now a petition for Trump to release his tax returns has significantly passed a major milestone. Here’s what will happen next

  • Atsushi: Dazai-san, why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
  • Dazai: They needed adult supervision.

Okay but
- Sherlock’s actually using a twitter account John got them before everything went to shit
- He probably has the hat photo as his avatar because “people” (cough JOHN cough) likes it
- 12/10 he follows the “we rate dogs” account
- Mycroft’s fake accounts are all instantly blocked
- description: Consulting detective. Chemist. Violinist. 221B Baker street. Always bored. 
- probably follows gossip accounts
- when he tweets, he tweets a lot, like massive tweeting.
- he vaguetweets about mary and marriage
- mrs hudson follows him and like his tweets
- sometimes wants to share something he reads on twitter with john but he realises he’s alone
- he writes sad tweets about that fact

6

brainstormed some good ol’ fashioned Domestic Apartment Complex AU on twitter last night, doodled some of the ideas during stream…

EDIT: IT DIDN’T SAVE MY CAPTIONS FRICK ok so I’ll just type them

1+2) D.VA introduces Lucio to anime. He discovers FMA. She doesn’t have the heart to tell him it’s the bread and butter of anime.

3) D.VA works at Gamestop.

4) Mechanic Junkrat! Works on cars and also in a scrap yard. Always filthy.

5) Roadhog and Junkrat are that One Family that are always in the community pool. Always.

6) Zenyatta adopts all stray dogs he finds. He has a million of them and he loves them very much.

  • Dazai: Honey, it’s really muggy out today.
  • Chuuya: If I go outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving you.
  • Dazai: [sips coffee from a bowl]

Fujimaki-sensei Q&A thing from Jump Festa: full version!

Q. I’m really looking forward to the movie next March. During middle school, what movie did Kuroko and Momoi go see on a date? I’d love it if you could tell me what happened after that, too. 
A. It was the kind of movie where the dog waits forever for his dead owner. After they watched it, Momoi cried so much it wasn’t really a date anymore. 

Q. What nicknames did Kagetora-san give to everyone on Vorpal Swords? If he had them for Momoi and the players on the bench, please say what they were, too.
A. Kise –> Flashy Guy
Midorima –> 7:3 Part
Aomine –> Tanning Salon
Murasakibara –> Long Hair
Akashi –> Rich Boy [”Obotchan”]
Momoi –> Satsuki-chan
Wakamatsu –> Yankii
Takao –> Middle Part

[T/N: the “part” in Midorima and Takao’s names is in the sense of a hair part. A 7:3 part is considered a nerdy hairstyle.]

Q. I have a question for Midorima-kun. Up until now, what was your biggest and smallest lucky item? If possible, I’d also like to know the most expensive.
A. Biggest & most expensive –> copy machine (forcefully borrowed from school)
Smallest –> single grain of rice (when left on the bench, it blew away)

Q. There’s a rumor that Kise can’t draw, but how bad is he? I’d love it if I could actually see it. I’d also like to know how well Aomine can draw, since he’s in the top two dummies of the Generation of Miracles. 
A. [See above for drawings. Left is Kise’s drawing, a dog, and on the right is Aomine’s drawing, a cat.]

Q. The Kouhaku Singing Competition is a big part of New Years, so of the Kuroko no Basuke characters, who’s the best singer? Please also tell us who’s as terrible as Gian
A. The best –> There’s only Himuro. The worst –> Nebuya. 
Also:
These characters didn’t sing as expected at karaoke–>
surprisingly good –> Furihata, Hayakawa
surprisingly bad —> Miyaji, Nijimura

Q. How many layers are in the osechi in the Akashi family, and is there some kind of really expensive food inside? Also, does Murasakibara’s zouni have chocolate or something else sweet in it?
A. 4-5 layers, and pretty much any expensive ingredients you can imagine are in it. The zouni is normal. What’s crazy is the amount of shiruko. 

7

Lena Dunham once again says something really problematic

“It was like he looked at me and he determined I was not the shape of a woman by his standards. He was like, ‘That’s a marshmallow. That’s a child. That’s a dog.’ It wasn’t mean — he just seemed confused,” she said. But after internet outcry, Dunham has released an apology about her role in racism and non-intersectional feminism.

Turntables

or: Viktor Suffers, the fic

ao3 link

Inspiration:  “you’re a celebrity who just broke up and i tweeted you a selfie with the caption “date me” as a joke but you thought i was serious?” au


It happens approximately one week after Yuuri’s disastrous performance in Sochi.

“Oh hey!” Phichit exclaims around the same time a twitter notification shows up on Yuuri’s phone. Yuuri quickly snatches it up. He has notifications set for Viktor’s tweets and only Viktor’s tweets, considering that he’s Viktor Nikiforov and Yuuri can’t help but want to know every single thing about him.

“It’s rare that you see Viktor Nikiforov tweet about his personal life! I almost thought he didn’t have one,” Phichit jokes. It’s true; Viktor usually tweets about skating, and a little about his dog. He’s nothing like Christophe Giacometti, who tweets every day about what he’s eating and the domestic bliss he shares with his husband, and definitely nothing like Phichit who’s, well, Phichit.

Yuuri taps on the notification and Viktor’s tweet shows on his screen.

Viktor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
I wish I could date pretty black haired boys who dance well.

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A fi-f-FILM!!!!

Holy god!

I’m fanboying over here!

Viv has OF course been open to rebooting zoophobia, which I believe is a wise move.

But has told on twitter before, that it might not be a comic.

As said on this post, it could be a movie.

She even mentioned it AS AN ONLINE WEB SERIES!!!!

VIV! I AM your CHOICE FOR WRITING! DO NOT EVEN PAY ME, I JUST WANT THE JOB!!!!!!


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